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  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Basking in the warmth of sunny AZPosts: 821

    While waiting for like 3 minutes on a friend of ours to leave a parking lot so we could follow (we were out of town), my buddy driving says:

    "I hope he knows to pull out so I can come behind him."

    :rofl:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Basking in the warmth of sunny AZPosts: 821

    In 11th grade history class we were posed with the question of favorite Presidents. Someone answered Woodrow Wilson. Teacher's response:

    "Ol' Woody pops up from time to time."

    :rofl:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Basking in the warmth of sunny AZPosts: 821
    I have too many to list today. Everything I say today sounds wrong. I have now stopped talking.
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,507
    I'm going to wait so I don't pass out before I eat out.

    -ND on whether she wants dinner. Or something else?
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 9,368
    From the 10C Mystery Box thread, which is full of this gold:

    The wife wants a box. She normally wears a medium. I've heard some of the shirts run small though. Should I order her a medium or a large?

    Large. They run pretty small.
    Rob
    Seattle

    Berkeley 10/31/93,Indio 11/5/93,San Diego 11/7/95,Irvine 6/3/03,LA 7/10/06,Universal City 10/7/09,Long Beach 7/6/11 (EV),Vancouver 9/25/11, Philly 9/2/12,Wrigley 7/19/13,Philly 1 & 2,10/21/13,10/22/13, Cincy 10/1/14, GCF 9/26/15, Philly 1/2 4/28/16, 4/29/16, MSG 1/2 5/1/16, 5/2/16, Fenway2 8/7/16
  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 9,368
    My experience exactly ^^
    They run pretty small!
    Rob
    Seattle

    Berkeley 10/31/93,Indio 11/5/93,San Diego 11/7/95,Irvine 6/3/03,LA 7/10/06,Universal City 10/7/09,Long Beach 7/6/11 (EV),Vancouver 9/25/11, Philly 9/2/12,Wrigley 7/19/13,Philly 1 & 2,10/21/13,10/22/13, Cincy 10/1/14, GCF 9/26/15, Philly 1/2 4/28/16, 4/29/16, MSG 1/2 5/1/16, 5/2/16, Fenway2 8/7/16
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,507
    Oops, I'm squirting.

    My wife while putting whip cream on strawberries.
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer MarylandPosts: 8,519
    Oops, I'm squirting. My wife while putting whip cream on strawberries.
    And what were YOU doing? :innocent:
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527
    Yesterday my boss told me, "take that trash and stuff it in that box, just stuff it all in there."
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    The first rule of the ten club fight club is you don't talk about the ten club fight club!
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Basking in the warmth of sunny AZPosts: 821
    Yesterday my boss told me, "take that trash and stuff it in that box, just stuff it all in there."
    :lol: Did you explain to him that you're a lady and don't let trash near your box?
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,507
    It has really big holes. 

    My wife talking about a salt shaker. 
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,507
    I told you to stay away from the big holes. 

    There re are big holes everywhere. 
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywherePosts: 9,153
    Yup, I just spent two hours on my knees cleaning that oily mess.

    Sometimes you just have that one awesome friend just keeps handing you the gold. :lol:
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Basking in the warmth of sunny AZPosts: 821
    Yup, I just spent two hours on my knees cleaning that oily mess.

    Sometimes you just have that one awesome friend just keeps handing you the gold. :lol:
    :lol:
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @WobbiePosts: 7,507
    I always do you first. 

    My my wife while plating dinner. 
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NCPosts: 6,690
    "I really love the way these balls smell. Shake them a little and it gets even better."

    My co-worker talking about our new air freshener "balls" at work.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Basking in the warmth of sunny AZPosts: 821
    "I really love the way these balls smell. Shake them a little and it gets even better."

    My co-worker talking about our new air freshener "balls" at work.
    :rofl:  I never knew the shaking trick! They work better? :open_mouth:
  • northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywherePosts: 9,153
    It's big and hard do you want to touch it?

    BF talking about one of his toenails(both gross and funny).
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Basking in the warmth of sunny AZPosts: 821
    Me: "You want to try the dessert?"
    Hubby: "No, thanks. I still have the salty, slimy taste in my mouth"

    After he ordered oysters for dessert! (To test the myth he says). 

    :lol:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Basking in the warmth of sunny AZPosts: 821

    It's big and hard do you want to touch it?

    BF talking about one of his toenails(both gross and funny).
    I bet that's not the first time you heard that! :tongue:
  • hauntingfamiliarhauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NCPosts: 6,690
    "I really love the way these balls smell. Shake them a little and it gets even better."

    My co-worker talking about our new air freshener "balls" at work.
    :rofl:  I never knew the shaking trick! They work better? :open_mouth:
    Apparently! :giggle:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Basking in the warmth of sunny AZPosts: 821
    My husband:
    "It doesn't like my fingers, it only likes yours"

    Later...
    "It still won't take my fingers. Can I borrow yours?"

    I would post what he was talking about but first I'll let you all wonder for a bit. :giggle:
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