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PEARL JAM FAN HAIKU CONTEST! Prizes: PJ vinyl!! 1st place gets a Red LB! **WINNERS** on pg 11.

PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,543
edited May 2014 in Lost Dogs
Sometimes it's fun to have a contest! And I have some vinyl that doesn't and will never get used. Sooooo......

This is the "PEARL JAM HAIKU CHALLENGE". Post your original Pearl Jam related haiku(s) in this thread. Use your imagination (or don't, lol). As long as the theme is somehow Pearl Jam or 10C related and in the true form of a haiku poem, anything goes. It can be about the music, the band, the fan club, the fans, your own PJ experience in one way or another, whatever. Funny, sad, sarcastic, beautiful, ugly, weird, hard, soft, silly, polite, crude, whatever - my mind is open. Prizes aside, it will be fun to see what everyone comes up with! Be creative! And if you aren't interested in any of the prizes, please, post some poetry anyway for entertainment's sake (yours and ours), and just say that you're not entering the contest. :)

A haiku is a three line poem with five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third. I'm going to be a stickler about it, but that is the only rule. I think haikus are traditionally about nature and how it affects the human condition. But this time it's about Pearl Jam and the human condition I guess. :)

I will pick the three that for some reason I think are the best ones. Yes, I'm judge and jury, lol. But I promise to be a very FAIR judge and jury. It is not easy to get the feeling or experience of your sentiments into three little lines, but that is what I'll be looking for, and that challenge is also the fun of it!

Contest will close MAY 14TH, so you have loads of time to come up with some good haikus, and I'll announce a winner no later than May 16th. YES, you can enter more than one Haiku, BUT you can only win once. If you happen to submit three that I think are the best, I'll pick the best out of three and move on to other people's poems (and you will be grand master of haikuing).


THE PRIZES:

This will be first win, first serve. The winner gets to pick from 1, 2, or 3, runner up picks from what's remaining, and third place gets the remaining prize.

#1:

Red Lightning Bolt with the bells and whistles (opened, obviously, played once to see if it's fucked up (It's not!), and it didn't come with a postcard)

#2:

Vitalogy reissue (opened, played once)
Eddie Vedder RSD 2012 7"
Shadow 10"

#3:

2004 Xmas single
2009 Xmas single
2011 Xmas single
2013 Xmas single (sorry, lol)

(all the singles and the Shadow 10" are unplayed)

NOTE: This contest is open to the whole world, BUT I can't afford to ship this stuff overseas, so if you're outside of Canada and the US and win, please be willing to pay for the INSANE shipping cost. Thank you and sorry about that.

This is all for fun! Show everyone your badass haikuing skills. :-B I am really looking forward to seeing what people come up with! Thank you to all who enter! :)
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
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    mcgruff10mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 27,889
    pearl jam takes the stage
    my heart races, bliss ensues
    my night is complete
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me......
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    KC2917KC2917 Posts: 871
    Buying just to own
    Sealed vinyl collecting dust
    What a waste it is
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    SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 NYC Posts: 25,872
    vinyl went on sale
    almost no one even knew
    flip the black circle!

    or clear, or red, or blue, or orange......
    severed hand thirteen

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    2010: Newark 5/18 MSG 5/20-21 2011: PJ20 9/3-4 2012: Made In America 9/2
    2013: Brooklyn 10/18-19 Philly 10/21-22 Hartford 10/25 2014: ACL10/12
    2015: NYC 9/23 2016: Tampa 4/11 Philly 4/28-29 MSG 5/1-2 Fenway 8/5+8/7
    2017: RRHoF 4/7   2018: Fenway 9/2+9/4   2021: Sea Hear Now 9/18 
    2022: MSG 9/11  2024: MSG 9/3-4 Philly 9/7+9/9 Fenway 9/15+9/17
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    SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 NYC Posts: 25,872
    KC2917 great minds think alike haha
    severed hand thirteen

    2006: Gorge 7/23 2008: Hartford 6/27 Beacon 7/1 2009: Spectrum 10/30-31
    2010: Newark 5/18 MSG 5/20-21 2011: PJ20 9/3-4 2012: Made In America 9/2
    2013: Brooklyn 10/18-19 Philly 10/21-22 Hartford 10/25 2014: ACL10/12
    2015: NYC 9/23 2016: Tampa 4/11 Philly 4/28-29 MSG 5/1-2 Fenway 8/5+8/7
    2017: RRHoF 4/7   2018: Fenway 9/2+9/4   2021: Sea Hear Now 9/18 
    2022: MSG 9/11  2024: MSG 9/3-4 Philly 9/7+9/9 Fenway 9/15+9/17
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    JB23237JB23237 Posts: 1,373
    Eddies center stage
    Three rhythmic God's beside him
    And the drums beat on
    Alpine Valley East Troy WI 1998...United Center Chicago IL1998...All State Arena Rosemont IL 2000 (anybody have a spare poster)
    United Center Chicago IL 2003...Alpine Valley East Troy WI 2003...Toledo OH 2004...Marcus Amphitheater Milwaukee WI 2006
    United Center Chicago IL Nite 1 2008...United Center Chicago IL Nite 2 2008...United Center Chicago IL Nite 1 2009
    PJ20 East Troy WI Nite 1 2011...PJ20 East Troy WI Nite 2 2011...Wrigley Field Chicago IL 2013...iWireless Center Moline IL 2014
    Bradley Center Milwaukee WI 2014...EV Auditorium Theatre Chicago IL Nite 1 2008...EV Chicago Theatre Chicago IL Nite 1 2011
    EV w/ PT celebrating the Who Rosemont Theatre Rosemont IL 2015
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    KC2917KC2917 Posts: 871

    KC2917 great minds think alike haha

    Haha! You know it!
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    WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe I have no idea what's going on right now! Posts: 4,957
    http://youtu.be/aMJf5-y9t4U
    See drunk Ed fall down
    See him handle it with grace
    No one could replace


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    I buy the poster
    The show quakes me but it's the
    Music that means all
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    EV Solo - Washington, D.C., 8/17/08, Atlanta, GA., 6/24/09, Orlando, FL., 11/27/12.
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    jweyersjweyers Lincoln,NE Posts: 364
    I'm all about Jeff
    He can strum that bass guitar
    Please let him sing more
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    hrd2imgnhrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,869
    Pearl Jam, part of me
    needed like blood in my veins
    thanks for helping life
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    dfishbergdfishberg Posts: 403
    standing on the rail
    hit in the face with a pick
    need to take a piss

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    cojobocojobo Ontario Posts: 299
    Dissolve 'way my past
    To live in the present tense
    Life comes from within
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    jamminpearlsjamminpearls Posts: 7,078
    Roll that shit
    Lite that shit
    Smoke it
    A perfect way to get ready for a show:)
    Go Birds!!!!
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    Best show vancouver
    I was so fucking lucky
    Front row lottery
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    five seven five is
    the ancient way of haiku
    here comes pearl jam
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    red pj vinyl
    spinning on the turntable
    sounds better than black
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    ok ill stop now
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    adusickadusick Posts: 1,367
    it is a disease
    and as fans we are all green
    forget not the music
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    Pearl Jam rocks our age
    As Gretzky scored with full rage
    Both legends of stage
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    PH20PH20 Posts: 466
    Go Down Getaway
    You Are Alive my Brother
    Faithful Footsteps Go
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    2011 - Alpine Valley Ampitheater, East Troy
    2013 - Wrigley Field, Chicago
    2014 - Xcel Energy Center, St. Paul
    2014 - Bradley Center, Milwaukee
    2016 - Wrigley Field, Chicago
    2018 - Wrigley Field, Chicago 
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    iammine16iammine16 Vancouver, BC Posts: 779
    The house lights go down
    From the first notes of Release
    I WILL ride that wave
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    Pemberton, BC - 2016
    Seattle, WA 1 - 2018
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    DamiensDamiens Posts: 766
    You play me a song
    It's Pearl Jam, our eyes meet...spark
    We fall in love...deep
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    Disco PortlandDisco Portland Posts: 1,034
    edited April 2014
    Metamorphosis Go
    Eddie, Stone, Mike, Jeff, Matt Jam
    Yellow Ledbetter

    My take on a complete concert. Lights go down, opening song, full concert with the guys, closing song.
    Post edited by Disco Portland on
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    1998: Portland, OR. & Seattle, WA.
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    2012: Dallas, TX. - Ed Solo
    2013: Dallas, TX. Oklahoma City, OK. & Portland, OR.
    2014: Tulsa, OK
    2015: Seattle WA. - Mad Season
    2016: Ft. Lauderdale, FL. Miami, FL. & Chicago, IL - Wrigley 1
    2017: Dana Point - Ohana Fest - Ed Solo
    2018: Seattle WA. 1 & 2 - Safeco
    2021: Dana Point - Ohana Fest 1st Weekend & Night 1 & 2 - Ed Solo,
    2022: Louisville, St Louis
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    NAUjackfanNAUjackfan Phoenix Posts: 2,340
    It started at Ten
    The passion grows with each year
    Happy...in too deep
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    EV
    Vegas 1&2, PHX 12|Ohana 16
    TOTD
    LA 16
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    veddertownveddertown Scotland Posts: 5,260
    Something to invest?
    Twenty three year gift came from
    Pacific North-West
    Like a book among the many on a shelf...

    Dublin 02 Arena - 22/6/10. Belfast Odyssey Arena - 23/6/10. London Hyde Park - 25/6/10. Berlin Wuhlheide - 30/6/10.
    Manchester MEN - 20/06/12. Manchester MEN - 21/06/12
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    SpagsSpags Leigh-on-Sea, UK Posts: 2,935
    Surprise Summer gig
    Sound soars into the sunlight
    Yellow Ledbetter
    Nature drunk and High
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    tribejammer05tribejammer05 W'Ville, OH Posts: 696
    That Pearl Jam music
    Fills my soul with so much joy
    Spin spin sad away
    "There's a $10,000 bill in it for you."
    "Oh yeah? Which president's on it?"
    "Uh, all of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch."

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    kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Great idea for a contest! Here's mine:

    To this band, much thanks
    They have gifted me so much
    My wife best of all
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
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    on2legson2legs Standing in the Jersey rain… Posts: 14,434
    Merchandise on sale
    Santos says its limited
    F5 all day long
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    BrokenGlassBrokenGlass Posts: 298
    edited April 2014
    Ed just wants to scream
    "Hello!" We scream it right back.
    The night is perfect.
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