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  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,821
    A lawyer went to the dentist to pick up his retainer.........
  • mookieblalock
    mookieblalock Posts: 3,561
    When does a joke become a dad joke?

    when it’s apparent. 
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,108
    What does a yellow light meant? Slow down. W h a t  d o e s  a  y e l l o w  l i g h t  m e a n? Infamous Taxi bit, but famous in my house as a dad joke.
  • Johnny Abruzzo
    Johnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 12,354
    Get_Right said:
    What does a yellow light meant? Slow down. W h a t  d o e s  a  y e l l o w  l i g h t  m e a n? Infamous Taxi bit, but famous in my house as a dad joke.
    more like whatdoesayellowlightmean!!!

    Why did Taylor Swift send back her breakfast in Ireland? Bad Blood Sausage.
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  • CarryTheZero
    CarryTheZero Posts: 3,464
    How do you know a bad drummer is at the door?

    The knock speeds up.
  • crookedcross
    crookedcross Right Near Da Beach, Boiii Posts: 1,545
    If my kids refuse to take naps...
    Can I turn 'em in for resisting arest?

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