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  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 11,716
    For May 4 coming up.

    What award did Chewbacca win?
    Wookie of the Year!
    Spectrum 10/27/09; New Orleans JazzFest 5/1/10; Made in America 9/2/12; Phila, PA 10/21/13; Phila, PA 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13;
    Phila, PA 4/28/16; Phila, PA 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
    Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; Phila, PA 9/7/24; Phila, PA 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24

    Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit.

    It was a lamb bikini.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,157
    What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

    An irrelephant
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    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,931
    The government is efficient and the IRS is your friend.
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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,384
    mookeywrench said:
    The government is efficient and the IRS is your friend.
    Best joke ever!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    What's a kidnappers favorite shoes?

    White vans 

    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    Why was everyone excited at the autopsy club?

    It was open mike night

    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • nicknyr15nicknyr15 Posts: 8,576
    What do you call it when Batman misses church on Sunday?

    christian bail 
  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 11,716
    What's the best football play to run in the snow? The SHOVEL PASS.
    Spectrum 10/27/09; New Orleans JazzFest 5/1/10; Made in America 9/2/12; Phila, PA 10/21/13; Phila, PA 10/22/13; Baltimore Arena 10/27/13;
    Phila, PA 4/28/16; Phila, PA 4/29/16; Fenway Park 8/7/16; Fenway Park 9/2/18; Asbury Park 9/18/21; Camden 9/14/22;
    Las Vegas 5/16/24; Las Vegas 5/18/24; Phila, PA 9/7/24; Phila, PA 9/9/24; Baltimore Arena 9/12/24

    Tres Mtns - TLA 3/23/11; EV - Tower Theatre 6/25/11; Temple of the Dog - Tower Theatre 11/5/16
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