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    Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 10,721
    For May 4 coming up.

    What award did Chewbacca win?
    Wookie of the Year!
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,836
    I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit.

    It was a lamb bikini.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,190
    What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

    An irrelephant
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    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
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    mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,810
    The government is efficient and the IRS is your friend.
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,787
    The government is efficient and the IRS is your friend.
    Best joke ever!
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,836
    What's a kidnappers favorite shoes?

    White vans 

    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    northerndragonnortherndragon somewhere, nowhere, anywhere Posts: 9,836
    Why was everyone excited at the autopsy club?

    It was open mike night

    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
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    nicknyr15nicknyr15 Posts: 7,921
    What do you call it when Batman misses church on Sunday?

    christian bail 
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