Halloween candy

SPEEDY MCCREADY
SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,007
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What ya passing out this year?

I went cheap this year
Jolly Ranchers and Twizzlers 

Fuck those kids 
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,007
    And 10 lucky kids are getting packets of soy sauce.

    It's tradition
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    And 10 lucky kids are getting packets of soy sauce.

    It's tradition
    bwahaha! 

    Glow in the dark tattoos. I can't keep anything sweet without eating it!
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,652
    oddly we get no trick or treaters...our street is kind of hidden so no one comes back to us
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

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    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,007
    Gern Blansten said:
    oddly we get no trick or treaters...our street is kind of hidden so no one comes back to us
    Bummer 

    We get about 3 hours worth of kids. Pretty cool, families and groups of 10-15 at times.
    I always fuck with adults. I'll lead them like a quarterback, and make em run for a fucking piece of candy. It's hysterical. Yet they come back every year, and remember me. Hahaha
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,007
    Spunkie said:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    And 10 lucky kids are getting packets of soy sauce.

    It's tradition
    bwahaha! 

    Glow in the dark tattoos. I can't keep anything sweet without eating it!
    That's why I got jolly ranchers and twizzlers.
    That stuff sux, and I won't eat it. Haha
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • CROJAM95
    CROJAM95 NEW YORK Posts: 11,124

  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,652
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,007
    Gern Blansten said:
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    Bit o honeys suck!!!! Hahaha
    Candy corn is shit too....



    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Gern Blansten said:
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    The green ones make you horny!
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,732
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    Gern Blansten said:
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    Bit o honeys suck!!!! Hahaha
    Candy corn is shit too....



    Do u like butterfingers?
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    edited October 2024
    I sometimes give the kids juice boxes, too, for the hard workin candy-getter!
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • tempo_n_groove
    tempo_n_groove Posts: 41,732
    CROJAM95 said:

    HAHAHAHA Theres always some aholes handing out dimes or some shit.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,007
    Spunkie said:
    Gern Blansten said:
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    The green ones make you horny!
    There is a butterfingers joke there just waiting for me....hahaha


    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Isn't money a normal thing for when they used to give you that little box to collect for UNICEF
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,652
    edited October 2024
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CROJAM95 said:

    HAHAHAHA Theres always some aholes handing out dimes or some shit.
    yeah or homemade shit...fucking popcorn balls

    it's been a few years but I remember my Dad buying a giant bag of the cheapy mccheapface stuff from your graphic...got it at Big Lots for $5 or something.

    just awful shit
    Post edited by Gern Blansten on
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    Cops raided all the weed stores around here and took away all the THC items that looked like real candy recently.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    (I don't know if it's legal where you guys are but a lot of the low level street people are kind of sad they cant make a quick a buck. It hurt the poor average Joe.)
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    One year I wanted to get so much candy I was a punk on roller skates. And then it snowed
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,007
    Gern Blansten said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CROJAM95 said:

    HAHAHAHA Theres always some aholes handing out dimes or some shit.
    yeah or homemade shit...fucking popcorn balls

    it's been a few years but I remember my Dad buying a giant bag of the cheapy mccheapface stuff from your graphic...got it at Big Lots for $5 or something.

    just awful shit
    Even the bag of AWFUL SHIT cost me 17.99 this year. 220 pieces of awful shit!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    That Jolly rancher watermelon flavor is delicious!

    I'm glad you have a nice memories about your dad Gern.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle

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