Halloween candy

SPEEDY MCCREADY · October 30

What ya passing out this year?

I went cheap this year
Jolly Ranchers and Twizzlers

Fuck those kids

SPEEDY MCCREADY · October 30

And 10 lucky kids are getting packets of soy sauce.

It's tradition

Spunkie · October 30

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

And 10 lucky kids are getting packets of soy sauce.

It's tradition

bwahaha!

Glow in the dark tattoos. I can't keep anything sweet without eating it!

Gern Blansten · October 30

oddly we get no trick or treaters...our street is kind of hidden so no one comes back to us

SPEEDY MCCREADY · October 30

Gern Blansten said:

oddly we get no trick or treaters...our street is kind of hidden so no one comes back to us

Bummer

We get about 3 hours worth of kids. Pretty cool, families and groups of 10-15 at times.
I always fuck with adults. I'll lead them like a quarterback, and make em run for a fucking piece of candy. It's hysterical. Yet they come back every year, and remember me. Hahaha

SPEEDY MCCREADY · October 30

Spunkie said:

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

And 10 lucky kids are getting packets of soy sauce.

It's tradition

bwahaha!

Glow in the dark tattoos. I can't keep anything sweet without eating it!

That's why I got jolly ranchers and twizzlers.
That stuff sux, and I won't eat it. Haha

CROJAM95 · October 30

Gern Blansten · October 30

I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck

SPEEDY MCCREADY · October 30

Gern Blansten said:

I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck

Bit o honeys suck!!!! Hahaha
Candy corn is shit too....

Spunkie · October 30

Gern Blansten said:

I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck

The green ones make you horny!

tempo_n_groove · October 30

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Gern Blansten said:

I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck

Bit o honeys suck!!!! Hahaha
Candy corn is shit too....

Do u like butterfingers?

Spunkie · October 30

I sometimes give the kids juice boxes, too, for the hard workin candy-getter!

tempo_n_groove · October 30

CROJAM95 said:

HAHAHAHA Theres always some aholes handing out dimes or some shit.

SPEEDY MCCREADY · October 30

Spunkie said:

Gern Blansten said:

I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck

The green ones make you horny!

There is a butterfingers joke there just waiting for me....hahaha

Spunkie · October 30

Isn't money a normal thing for when they used to give you that little box to collect for UNICEF

Gern Blansten · October 30

tempo_n_groove said:

CROJAM95 said:

HAHAHAHA Theres always some aholes handing out dimes or some shit.

yeah or homemade shit...fucking popcorn balls

it's been a few years but I remember my Dad buying a giant bag of the cheapy mccheapface stuff from your graphic...got it at Big Lots for $5 or something.

just awful shit

Spunkie · October 30

Cops raided all the weed stores around here and took away all the THC items that looked like real candy recently.

Spunkie · October 30

(I don't know if it's legal where you guys are but a lot of the low level street people are kind of sad they cant make a quick a buck. It hurt the poor average Joe.)

Spunkie · October 30

One year I wanted to get so much candy I was a punk on roller skates. And then it snowed

SPEEDY MCCREADY · October 30

Gern Blansten said:

tempo_n_groove said:

CROJAM95 said:

HAHAHAHA Theres always some aholes handing out dimes or some shit.

yeah or homemade shit...fucking popcorn balls

it's been a few years but I remember my Dad buying a giant bag of the cheapy mccheapface stuff from your graphic...got it at Big Lots for $5 or something.

just awful shit

Even the bag of AWFUL SHIT cost me 17.99 this year. 220 pieces of awful shit!

Spunkie · October 30

That Jolly rancher watermelon flavor is delicious!

I'm glad you have a nice memories about your dad Gern.

Spunkie · October 30

This is the nice story I'd share in the teaching lunchroom when I had to come up with something normal about family life....

My mom would round up five of us kids at the end of the night. take our gum, sunflower seeds, and then we'd have to up some of the good candies - chips and chocolate. Then we take them down to the hospital kids still in our costumes.

GlowGirl · October 30

There are no kids in my building. I haven't had a trick or treater for over 20 years. Most of the kids in my neighborhood go to the shops and restaurants for their candy.

Spunkie · October 30

SPEEDY MCCREADY said:

Spunkie said:

Gern Blansten said:

I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck

The green ones make you horny!

There is a butterfingers joke there just waiting for me....hahaha

Poncier · October 30

Spunkie said:

Gern Blansten said:

I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck

The green ones make you horny!

Would you like some candy little girl?

Spunkie · October 30

Poncier said:

Spunkie said:

Gern Blansten said:

I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck

The green ones make you horny!

Would you like some candy little girl?

....I said yeah! Take your pick. Leave yourself behind...

I SAID YEAH!!!

This one had too many green ones...

Poncier · October 30

She got her fill of pole for the night and then some.

SPEEDY MCCREADY · October 30

Im gonna piss off some kids tomorrow

Gern Blansten · October 30

Our neighborhood is huge so we would take our kids out and they would barely be able to carry the load back.

We would let them have at it that night and then I would go through and purge all of the bullshit candy that I knew they wouldn't eat and collect my candy tax. Fun times.

Oddly none of them really liked snickers, etc., so I got all those. They seemed to prefer the sour stuff rather than chocolate, etc.

SPEEDY MCCREADY · October 30

our final decision as far as costumes

Spunkie · October 30

Ok smarty, how do u get the parents to run?

Halloween candy

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