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SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,706
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What ya passing out this year?

I went cheap this year
Jolly Ranchers and Twizzlers 

Fuck those kids 
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,706
    And 10 lucky kids are getting packets of soy sauce.

    It's tradition
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    And 10 lucky kids are getting packets of soy sauce.

    It's tradition
    bwahaha! 

    Glow in the dark tattoos. I can't keep anything sweet without eating it!
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 20,645
    oddly we get no trick or treaters...our street is kind of hidden so no one comes back to us
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,706
    Gern Blansten said:
    oddly we get no trick or treaters...our street is kind of hidden so no one comes back to us
    Bummer 

    We get about 3 hours worth of kids. Pretty cool, families and groups of 10-15 at times.
    I always fuck with adults. I'll lead them like a quarterback, and make em run for a fucking piece of candy. It's hysterical. Yet they come back every year, and remember me. Hahaha
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,706
    Spunkie said:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    And 10 lucky kids are getting packets of soy sauce.

    It's tradition
    bwahaha! 

    Glow in the dark tattoos. I can't keep anything sweet without eating it!
    That's why I got jolly ranchers and twizzlers.
    That stuff sux, and I won't eat it. Haha
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • CROJAM95CROJAM95 Posts: 9,940

  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 20,645
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,706
    Gern Blansten said:
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    Bit o honeys suck!!!! Hahaha
    Candy corn is shit too....



    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    Gern Blansten said:
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    The green ones make you horny!
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,491
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    Gern Blansten said:
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    Bit o honeys suck!!!! Hahaha
    Candy corn is shit too....



    Do u like butterfingers?
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    edited October 30
    I sometimes give the kids juice boxes, too, for the hard workin candy-getter!
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,491
    CROJAM95 said:

    HAHAHAHA Theres always some aholes handing out dimes or some shit.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,706
    Spunkie said:
    Gern Blansten said:
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    The green ones make you horny!
    There is a butterfingers joke there just waiting for me....hahaha


    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    Isn't money a normal thing for when they used to give you that little box to collect for UNICEF
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 20,645
    edited October 30
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CROJAM95 said:

    HAHAHAHA Theres always some aholes handing out dimes or some shit.
    yeah or homemade shit...fucking popcorn balls

    it's been a few years but I remember my Dad buying a giant bag of the cheapy mccheapface stuff from your graphic...got it at Big Lots for $5 or something.

    just awful shit
    Post edited by Gern Blansten on
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    Cops raided all the weed stores around here and took away all the THC items that looked like real candy recently.
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    (I don't know if it's legal where you guys are but a lot of the low level street people are kind of sad they cant make a quick a buck. It hurt the poor average Joe.)
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    One year I wanted to get so much candy I was a punk on roller skates. And then it snowed
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,706
    Gern Blansten said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    CROJAM95 said:

    HAHAHAHA Theres always some aholes handing out dimes or some shit.
    yeah or homemade shit...fucking popcorn balls

    it's been a few years but I remember my Dad buying a giant bag of the cheapy mccheapface stuff from your graphic...got it at Big Lots for $5 or something.

    just awful shit
    Even the bag of AWFUL SHIT cost me 17.99 this year. 220 pieces of awful shit!
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    That Jolly rancher watermelon flavor is delicious!

    I'm glad you have a nice memories about your dad Gern.
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    This is the nice story I'd share in the teaching lunchroom when I had to come up with something normal about family life....

    My mom would round up five of us kids at the end of the night. take our gum, sunflower seeds, and then we'd have to up some of the good candies - chips and chocolate. Then we take them down to the hospital kids still in our costumes.
  • GlowGirlGlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 11,122
    There are no kids in my building. I haven't had a trick or treater for over 20 years. Most of the kids in my neighborhood go to the shops and restaurants for their candy.
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    edited October 30
    SPEEDY MCCREADY said:
    Spunkie said:
    Gern Blansten said:
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    The green ones make you horny!
    There is a butterfingers joke there just waiting for me....hahaha


    :rofl:

    Post edited by Spunkie on
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,053
    Spunkie said:
    Gern Blansten said:
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    The green ones make you horny!
    Would you like some candy little girl?
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    edited October 30
    Poncier said:
    Spunkie said:
    Gern Blansten said:
    I still can't believe the people that buy the cheap shitty candy. Jolly's and twizzlers aren't too bad...as long as they aren't all green apple Jolly's and black licorice

    those shitty peanut butter candies wrapped in paper and/or bit-o-honey, etc really suck
    The green ones make you horny!
    Would you like some candy little girl?
    ....I said yeah! Take your pick. Leave yourself behind...

    I SAID YEAH!!!

    This one had too many green ones...
    Post edited by Spunkie on
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,053
    She got her fill of pole for the night and then some.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,706
    edited October 30
    Im gonna piss off some kids tomorrow 
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 20,645
    Our neighborhood is huge so we would take our kids out and they would barely be able to carry the load back. 

    We would let them have at it that night and then I would go through and purge all of the bullshit candy that I knew they wouldn't eat and collect my candy tax. Fun times. 

    Oddly none of them really liked snickers, etc., so I got all those. They seemed to prefer the sour stuff rather than chocolate, etc.
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
    2013: London ON, Wrigley; 2014: Cincy, St Louis, Moline (NO CODE)
    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,706
    our final decision as far as costumes 
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,705
    Ok smarty, how do u get the parents to run?
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