Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    You can wax my arse hairs for free?

    Hey Suz I cant work out how to change my name

    You have to email Kat or Sea..well thats what I did when I changed from Tassiepetals to aus_suz and I had to email Hinny as well.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Samule wrote:
    well i can hold my breath longer..
    Whats a Louse?? We et huntsman in our shower all the time, though i've never seen them swim.

    When head lead lice egss hatch they become Louse.........The louse then lays more eggs..ewwwwwwww and the person becomes lousey....:p
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    vital5 wrote:
    What are you changing it to?

    Do it by Deed Poll :p

    I wasn't aware you can change ur pit name....

    I might go underground :)


    Hes changing it to DonJonHolmes...:p
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    Samule wrote:
    Would your physio want footage??

    I think thats actually how this whole immature, puerile and disheveled discussion was first born
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    I think thats actually how this whole immature, puerile and disheveled discussion was first born




    mmmmm I think I recall u saying u wanted to be a pornstar or giggilo....
    And there was a post a few weeks ago about 12 inches...:p
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    When head lead lice egss hatch they become Louse.........The louse then lays more eggs..ewwwwwwww and the person becomes lousey....:p

    Cool. Thats my word of the day. Interesting
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406

    I'll do it when you're on all fours with your jocks pulled up your crack (as mentioned yesterday) :D LMFAO!!!!

    Nah thats not cool...makes him sound like a clubbie with his jocks pulled up his crack...:p ......... "cold shower"
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    aus_suz wrote:
    When head lead lice egss hatch they become Louse.........The louse then lays more eggs..ewwwwwwww and the person becomes lousey....:p
    Lousey, ewwwwwwww. Kinda like cooties hey, though real??
  • Samule wrote:
    Would your physio want footage??
    Feck the physio!!!!

    I want footage!!!! I'll need something to get me through the lonely nights when Glenn goes to Townsville ;):p

    and I don't care how "immature, puerile and disheveled" it is ;)

    You love it anyway, Brendan!!! :D
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    Cool. Thats my word of the day. Interesting


    After our discussion about lodging BAS statements and other stuff with the ATO.......
    [size=+10]Guess What?????? [/size]

    I remembered driving to the city today that I hadnt lodged my 2006/2007 tax return...:)
  • aus_suz wrote:
    Nah thats not cool...makes him sound like a clubbie with his jocks pulled up his crack...:p ......... "cold shower"
    well you'd only need a "cold shower" if it gets you HOT Suz! ;)
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Samule wrote:
    Lousey, ewwwwwwww. Kinda like cooties hey, though real??

    Yep...
  • Samule wrote:
    Lousey, ewwwwwwww. Kinda like cooties hey, though real??
    They're gross dsgustng little feckers!!! I treatmy kids hair at least once a fortnight, just to make sure they don't get them!!!!! I'd freak!!!!! BLEK!!!
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    well you'd only need a "cold shower" if it gets you HOT Suz! ;)



    No the thought of DonJn with his undies shoved up his crack has the same effect as a cold shower.....
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    Nah thats not cool...makes him sound like a clubbie with his jocks pulled up his crack...:p ......... "cold shower"

    Thats right. Forgot they were called clubbies. Was watching some little 4,5 and 6 years old nippers the other day doing the wade and flags - couldnt stop laughing. Probably what my oldies did when I did it as well. Soo cute
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suz wrote:
    No the thought of DonJn with his undies shoved up his crack has the same effect as a cold shower.....
    awwww :( Poor Brendan.

    I won't add any further comment ;);):p
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    aus_suz wrote:
    No the thought of DonJn with his undies shoved up his crack has the same effect as a cold shower.....
    Makes your nipples hard??
    Thats probably what you meant, i'm just tired and not getting jokes at the moment
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    Thats right. Forgot they were called clubbies. Was watching some little 4,5 and 6 years old nippers the other day doing the wade and flags - couldnt stop laughing. Probably what my oldies did when I did it as well. Soo cute

    Little nippers are cute...although my eldest daughter loves me cos I didnt make her or let her join nippers.....she was always down the other end of the beach ripping....:p
    While kids from her class were playing flags....:)
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    Samule wrote:
    Makes your nipples hard??
    Thats probably what you meant, i'm just tired and not getting jokes at the moment


    LOL.....Vital5 have u been hanging around the hot thread today.....??
  • Samule wrote:
    Makes your nipples hard??
    Thats probably what you meant, i'm just tired and not getting jokes at the moment
    LMFAO!!!!!

    Robs the one that gets the hard nipples, remember ;):D LOL!!!
    I can't remember if it happened because he was cold or because of the trip to Hungry Jacks ;) :eek:
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    aus_suz wrote:
    After our discussion about lodging BAS statements and other stuff with the ATO.......
    [size=+10]Guess What?????? [/size]

    I remembered driving to the city today that I hadnt lodged my 2006/2007 tax return...:)

    Dude I aint done my 06 yet - let alone 2007. And I get good refunds too :D Everytime I start I get interupted and drop it.

    Mind you I only ate breakfast about 45 mins ago and still aint had my mornin coffee - hectic day
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • DonJon wrote:
    Dude I aint done my 06 yet - let alone 2007. And I get good refunds too :D Everytime I start I get interupted and drop it.

    Mind you I only ate breakfast about 45 mins ago and still aint had my mornin coffee - hectic day
    How late can it be for lodging? Or does it only matter if you owe them money?
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    How late can it be for lodging? Or does it only matter if you owe them money?

    Dont think they know them selves the pricks. 31 October if you diont have a tax agent but if you do then the dates vary according to stucture
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:
    Dude I aint done my 06 yet - let alone 2007. And I get good refunds too :D Everytime I start I get interupted and drop it.

    Mind you I only ate breakfast about 45 mins ago and still aint had my mornin coffee - hectic day


    Business ones can be lodged later.......
    I'll have to do mine online tonight....not that I get much back..
  • DonJon wrote:
    Dont think they know them selves the pricks. 31 October if you diont have a tax agent but if you do then the dates vary according to stucture
    OK? So, I'm in the same boat as you and haven't lodged '06 let alone '07. Will I get fined?
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    awwww :( Poor Brendan.

    I won't add any further comment ;);):p





    He knows who he gets hot in here...LOL...with his teasing about about gym and long runs....dont spoil it with visions of undies shoved up his crack...:p
  • aus_suz wrote:
    He knows who he gets hot in here...LOL...with his teasing about about gym and long runs....dont spoil it with visions of undies shoved up his crack...:p
    :eek: WHO?! (is it Stuart? :eek: )

    as for jocks up crack.....why cover it up I say?! ;):p
  • DonJonDonJon Posts: 5,089
    OK? So, I'm in the same bot as you and haven't ldged '06 let alone '07. Will I get fined?

    Once again dont know and either do they. If a liability then at least some GIC at 13%.

    I have some large entities that consistently lodge BAS' about a month late and have NEVER been busted/fined. Then I have some tiny sole traders or companies that lodge one day late and get hit up.

    THE SYSTEM IS FUCKED AND UNFAIR!!!!!

    Suz - martyr?
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    How late can it be for lodging? Or does it only matter if you owe them money?

    If you owe them money they just fine u heaps....
    If I told u how much we had to pay in fines u would die..:(
    I cannot believe they can let ppl fines accumulate so much b4 getting serious and threatning action....assholes...:p
  • aus_suzaus_suz Posts: 9,406
    DonJon wrote:

    Suz - martyr?

    Male Virgins??
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