and disclaimer whatever .... i dont believe in hell, so if i end up there ill only have myself to blame :rolleyes:
You could also claim that it's "God's will" to make him ride around in the Popemobile.
How plain is the Popemobile? It seriously needs to be overhauled on "Pimp My Ride". A few racing stripes, subwoofer, inbuilt Xbox and some strobe lights would make it bitchin'
You could also claim that it's "God's will" to make him ride around in the Popemobile.
How plain is the Popemobile? It seriously needs to be overhauled on "Pimp My Ride". A few racing stripes, subwoofer, inbuilt Xbox and some strobe lights would make it bitchin'
what about global warming??? whats wrong with the good ol donkey??
I've got my Mum and Step Dad coming down today :rolleyes: Glenn's already preparing himself for the bitch fight that is innevitable (between my Mum and I) :( :rolleyes:
Catchyas all later
I've got my Mum and Step Dad coming down today :rolleyes: Glenn's already preparing himself for the bitch fight that is innevitable :( :rolleyes:
Catchyas all later
I've got my Mum and Step Dad coming down today :rolleyes: Glenn's already preparing himself for the bitch fight that is innevitable (between my Mum and I) :( :rolleyes:
Catchyas all later
:( Why the bitch fight??
Wheres the love?
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there
is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
"....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
Wow! Dad just picked up his original surfboard from the early 60's from his aunties place, 1963 he got it he said, it's about 3 inches thick, hundred kilos, and 10 foot long....
Holy crap (pardon the pun)..I just saw a 'pilgrim' with a Riot Act (i think) t-shirt on. The one with those funny things that look similar to chess pieces.
Unfortunately it was a bloke otherwise I would been on to her and done my good catholic deed for the week
Comments
LMAO!!!
He did get a pendant made out of the bullet though
THAT's RIGHT!! We were swimming topless....and you had the hots for a guy at the bakery
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★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
ha ha Maybe....
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
ohhh
i see ... only the special ones get dreamt about
ill know im really a member of the oz thread when ziggy dreams about me
Nope....it was me....
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
You could also claim that it's "God's will" to make him ride around in the Popemobile.
How plain is the Popemobile? It seriously needs to be overhauled on "Pimp My Ride". A few racing stripes, subwoofer, inbuilt Xbox and some strobe lights would make it bitchin'
sorry
i'll try dream about you topless tonight, does that help?
i've had 2 pit dreams, 1 is half-way suppressed, the other was at a pearl jam gig and not really interesting at all..
what about global warming??? whats wrong with the good ol donkey??
DAMN RIGHT!!!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
I've got my Mum and Step Dad coming down today :rolleyes: Glenn's already preparing himself for the bitch fight that is innevitable (between my Mum and I) :( :rolleyes:
Catchyas all later
TOO LATE!!! You're a member forever now....
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
well the topless part is optional, but i cant wait to see what i do - probably run around with the pope and give birth to the antichrist
disclaimer - yea, yea, yea satan, i know ... ill remember to grab some milk and bread before i come home ...
That's got to suck, you poor thing. GOOD LUCK!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
.......:eek:
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............................ :eek:
Wheres the love?
Uhuh......another good reason to move to Townsville
chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there
is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
LOL
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Good luck
he
but i'm Greek Orthodox
perhaps we crash the blessing of the waters causing uproar (supposed to be a male-only event)
titties - may come in handy for protecting the flung cross
(i added that for fishy)
I"M GOIN SURFIN!!!!!!!!
I need you to pop over here and deal with my Mum for me :(
FAAAARK......I'm so friggen stressed out at the moment and she's not even here yet :eek:
I'd come over but I have to be in work soon :(
Newcastle Jets play Perth Glory in Mandurah on Saturday night
aw
have fun
Plenty of time to get here by Saturday night, though!!!
Unfortunately it was a bloke otherwise I would been on to her and done my good catholic deed for the week