Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

Oz Jammer

threefish10 wrote:

yeah like JP2 did in 1981.

it was funny though, after he got shot 4 times he got "Thug Life" tattooed across his stomach tupak style.

LMAO!!!

He did get a pendant made out of the bullet though

ZiggyStar

illegal_pants wrote:

i thought zig had a dream about me on the beach and hot molten larva of some sort

and titties

THAT's RIGHT!! We were swimming topless....and you had the hots for a guy at the bakery

ozsmalltowngirl

vital5 wrote:

an 80 count in child Mole Stations?...

Disclaimer: fuck it!

ZiggyStar

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Is it a porno, you're making?

ha ha Maybe....

zenith

illegal_pants wrote:

i thought zig had a dream about me on the beach and hot molten larva of some sort

and titties

ohhh

i see ... only the special ones get dreamt about

ill know im really a member of the oz thread when ziggy dreams about me

ZiggyStar

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Yeah I remember that....or was it Tig that had the dream??? Zig, Tig???

Nope....it was me....

Oz Jammer

zenith wrote:

wouldnt it be the 'will of god' ???

and disclaimer whatever .... i dont believe in hell, so if i end up there ill only have myself to blame :rolleyes:

You could also claim that it's "God's will" to make him ride around in the Popemobile.

How plain is the Popemobile? It seriously needs to be overhauled on "Pimp My Ride". A few racing stripes, subwoofer, inbuilt Xbox and some strobe lights would make it bitchin'

ozsmalltowngirl

zenith wrote:

ohhh

i see ... only the special ones get dreamt about

ill know im really a member of the oz thread when ziggy dreams about me

:eek: I'm handing my membership back! No-one told me THAT was one of the conditions :eek:

illegal pants

zenith wrote:

ohhh

i see ... only the special ones get dreamt about

ill know im really a member of the oz thread when ziggy dreams about me

sorry

i'll try dream about you topless tonight, does that help?

i've had 2 pit dreams, 1 is half-way suppressed, the other was at a pearl jam gig and not really interesting at all..

zenith

Oz Jammer wrote:

You could also claim that it's "God's will" to make him ride around in the Popemobile.

How plain is the Popemobile? It seriously needs to be overhauled on "Pimp My Ride". A few racing stripes, subwoofer, inbuilt Xbox and some strobe lights would make it bitchin'

what about global warming??? whats wrong with the good ol donkey??

ZiggyStar

zenith wrote:

ohhh

i see ... only the special ones get dreamt about

ill know im really a member of the oz thread when ziggy dreams about me

DAMN RIGHT!!! Are you SURE you want me to dream about you? ha ha Some of my dreams get pretty disturbing...

ozsmalltowngirl

Well my hunnies....I must away.

I've got my Mum and Step Dad coming down today :rolleyes: Glenn's already preparing himself for the bitch fight that is innevitable (between my Mum and I) :( :rolleyes:
Catchyas all later

ZiggyStar

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

:eek: I'm handing my membership back! No-one told me THAT was one of the conditions :eek:

TOO LATE!!! You're a member forever now....

zenith

illegal_pants wrote:

sorry

i'll try dream about you topless tonight, does that help?

ZiggyStar wrote:

DAMN RIGHT!!! Are you SURE you want me to dream about you? ha ha Some of my dreams get pretty disturbing...

well the topless part is optional, but i cant wait to see what i do - probably run around with the pope and give birth to the antichrist


disclaimer - yea, yea, yea satan, i know ... ill remember to grab some milk and bread before i come home ...

ZiggyStar

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Well my hunnies....I must away.

I've got my Mum and Step Dad coming down today :rolleyes: Glenn's already preparing himself for the bitch fight that is innevitable :( :rolleyes:
Catchyas all later

That's got to suck, you poor thing. GOOD LUCK!

ozsmalltowngirl

ZiggyStar wrote:

TOO LATE!!! You're a member forever now.... ;-)

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yellowled24

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

Well my hunnies....I must away.

I've got my Mum and Step Dad coming down today :rolleyes: Glenn's already preparing himself for the bitch fight that is innevitable (between my Mum and I) :( :rolleyes:
Catchyas all later

:( Why the bitch fight??
Wheres the love?

ozsmalltowngirl

ZiggyStar wrote:

That's got to suck, you poor thing. GOOD LUCK!

Uhuh......another good reason to move to Townsville

ozsmalltowngirl

yellowled24 wrote:

:( Why the bitch fight??
Wheres the love?

Don't get me wrong....I love her to death.....even if she is a nasty old woman :(

yellowled24

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there
is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
expand proportionately as souls are added.


This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?


If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."





THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".