Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

ZiggyStar wrote:

Ha ha! I've never really felt the need before but I think I must now. "Sus, want to watch a movie?" -- "no thanks! I'm going into the bedroom with my friends, Vib and Ben". ha ha

I might need to buy some over the internet....TONIGHT!!! The sex shops in Townsville are seedy....well, that's what I've been told, anyway!

Nope....I didn't either, until Glenn started doing night shifts every now and then....
My 'other lovers' definitely don't replace him.....but he's not here 24/7 and they're just great to have in the drawer for emergencies....LOL!!!!

ZiggyStar wrote:

Yeah, I want an invite too! I can give the girl some pointers on what you like and what you don't like! BIG BOY!

LMAO!!!!!

I can see it now....when the priest/celebrant gets to the bit "does anyone object to these two......blah blah blah"

and Susan stands up-

"I do!! We had wild passionate sex in a dream a while ago......and last night I dreamt I'm pregnant with HIS baby!!!!!!!!" :eek:

LOL!

ZiggyStar wrote:

Have your kids ever found them? I'm going to be so paranoid about shit like that I reckon!

OMG NO!!!!! :eek:

I would DIE!!!!!!!! :eek:

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

LOL! he'd be sharing the joint with you, I'd say

Yes! I'd say he would be! ha ha

Ok.....well that's that planned we just need a date now


Where is Brendan-Big-Boy anyway? He's gone very quiet.

ZiggyStar wrote:

What a fun read this is going to be for anyone who wasn't around today!

LOL! I think I'll keep away from here tonight, now that you've said that.....Thank Feck Glenn (Fishy) wasn't here today :eek:

In my defence.......I could have said A LOT more.....but tastefully refrained

ZiggyStar wrote:

Yeah, I want an invite too! I can give the girl some pointers on what you like and what you don't like! BIG BOY!

I want an invite too, only if there are free beers at the wedding :D:D

ozsmalltowngirl wrote:

on that note......I'd better go do some more work......been out shopping most of the day.
It's Maddi's very first day of Kindy (4 yr olds) tomorrow .....so I'd better get her stuff ready.

Catchya Zig have a good night and have sWEeT dreams

See you, my SELF LOVE TUTOR!!!

threefish10 wrote:

ben wah balls??

Vibrators??

you're all a bunch of filthy fuckers.

i could only read 2 posts then i had to go relieve myself, then another 2 posts, the another tug.

man i missed a milestone and dirty talk, stupid job making me stupid work to support my stupid family.

You missed out on SOOOO much good stuff, Threefish! I was waiting for you all day long!

You also missed the minute by minute account of my 6 hour long dream of me and DonJon having sex! Ahhhh, should have been there! And you also missed out on the dream of my threesome in a spa with me and two lesbians!



And on that note, I'm going home! No internet at home for the next 5 working days so catch you all tomorrow!

ZiggyStar wrote:

Have your kids ever found them? I'm going to be so paranoid about shit like that I reckon!

:eek: Just had a sacrey thought....Sam's coming to stay with us next month.....I'll have to find a new hiding spot :eek: