Twin Peaks vs. Seinfeld

HesCalledDyer · November 2019

Seinfeld

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

Poor Lisa Kudrow, she never gets mentioned.

Of the three Friends characters, Phoebe is the only one I'd even consider dating.

I'm skeptical, because Monica was a chef.

She was also a control freak. She'd be the kill in the KillFuckMarry game.

No way, phoebe would be the kill and I d be married to Rachel.

How could you kill Phoebe? She's the life of the party!

mcgruff10 · November 2019

Seinfeld

HesCalledDyer said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

Poor Lisa Kudrow, she never gets mentioned.

Of the three Friends characters, Phoebe is the only one I'd even consider dating.

I'm skeptical, because Monica was a chef.

She was also a control freak. She'd be the kill in the KillFuckMarry game.

No way, phoebe would be the kill and I d be married to Rachel.

How could you kill Phoebe? She's the life of the party!

She always annoyed me.

tbergs · November 2019

I feel like I may have significantly derailed this thread...I blame it on that Teri Hatcher GIF. Lots of derailing can happen when you enter the room like that.

mcgruff10 · November 2019

Seinfeld

tbergs said:

I feel like I may have significantly derailed this thread...I blame it on that Teri Hatcher GIF. Lots of derailing can happen when you enter the room like that.

I feel like you should send everyone a six pack of a local IPA to make up for your sins.

HesCalledDyer · November 2019

Seinfeld

mcgruff10 said:

tbergs said:

I feel like I may have significantly derailed this thread...I blame it on that Teri Hatcher GIF. Lots of derailing can happen when you enter the room like that.

I feel like you should send everyone a six pack of a local IPA to make up for your sins.

I'll second this!

Annafalk · November 2019

Seinfeld

I’ve always thought Ross was the most interesting of those three, because he’s funny.

OffSheGoes35 · November 2019

Twin Peaks

This guy was funny & interesting too, but I wouldn't call him dating material.

OffSheGoes35 · November 2019

Twin Peaks

Maybe just put him in the F category.

hedonist · November 2019

Seinfeld

The beauty of Seinfeld is that FMK kinda doesn't work. I mean, c'mon...no one's choosing George to fuck or marry.

I'd do Dex - I've always had a thing for dark and twisted minds.

OffSheGoes35 · November 2019

Twin Peaks

hedonist said:

The beauty of Seinfeld is that FMK kinda doesn't work. I mean, c'mon...no one's choosing George to fuck or marry.

There might be a lady with a werewolf fetish who would eff Kramer, but who would marry Seinfeld? That's the question.

HesCalledDyer · November 2019

Seinfeld

OffSheGoes35 said:

This guy was funny & interesting too, but I wouldn't call him dating material.

I once dated a girl who, when asking me if I'd ever watched Dexter and I replied no, said "You kinda remind me of him. Like, if you were gonna murder someone, you'd do it like he does." I told her I appreciated the sentiment, but she could've just told me I pay great attention to detail if she wanted to compliment me.

OffSheGoes35 · November 2019

Twin Peaks

HesCalledDyer said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

This guy was funny & interesting too, but I wouldn't call him dating material.

I once dated a girl who, when asking me if I'd ever watched Dexter and I replied no, said "You kinda remind me of him. Like, if you were gonna murder someone, you'd do it like he does." I told her I appreciated the sentiment, but she could've just told me I pay great attention to detail if she wanted to compliment me.

You know I think you should start your own thread concerning the women you've dated, because they're a memorable lot. I want to know more about the woman who told you she loved you on the first date! Just change their names and go for it.

OffSheGoes35 · November 2019

Twin Peaks

You need a theme song to go with this new thread as well.

HesCalledDyer · November 2019

Seinfeld

OffSheGoes35 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

This guy was funny & interesting too, but I wouldn't call him dating material.

I once dated a girl who, when asking me if I'd ever watched Dexter and I replied no, said "You kinda remind me of him. Like, if you were gonna murder someone, you'd do it like he does." I told her I appreciated the sentiment, but she could've just told me I pay great attention to detail if she wanted to compliment me.

You know I think you should start your own thread concerning the women you've dated, because they're a memorable lot. I want to know more about the woman who told you she loved you on the first date! Just change their names and go for it.

It's a rather motley crew, that's for sure.

OffSheGoes35 · November 2019

Twin Peaks

HesCalledDyer said:
It's a rather motley crew, that's for sure.

:how_interesting:

And how does a woman approach the L word on a first date?

Poncier · November 2019

Seinfeld

OffSheGoes35 said:

HesCalledDyer said:
It's a rather motley crew, that's for sure.

:how_interesting:

And how does a woman approach the L word on a first date?

Licorice?

HesCalledDyer · November 2019

Seinfeld

OffSheGoes35 said:

HesCalledDyer said:
It's a rather motley crew, that's for sure.

:how_interesting:

And how does a woman approach the L word on a first date?

I think maybe it was the 2nd, but regardless, still WAY too soon! I think she was about a quart low on Cowper's fluid and rrreeeeeeeaaaaallllyyyyyy looking for a mechanic to top it off.

EDIT: Don't Google that if you're at work/school

OffSheGoes35 · November 2019

Twin Peaks

Poncier said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

HesCalledDyer said:
It's a rather motley crew, that's for sure.

:how_interesting:

And how does a woman approach the L word on a first date?

Licorice?

That one's easy...
"Hey, I have a hankerin' for some licorice, let's head on over to the nearest candy shop."
Then if the guy knows right away where one is, you just walk in the opposite direction...

OffSheGoes35 · November 2019

Twin Peaks

HesCalledDyer said:

OffSheGoes35 said:

HesCalledDyer said:
It's a rather motley crew, that's for sure.

:how_interesting:

And how does a woman approach the L word on a first date?

I think maybe it was the 2nd, but regardless, still WAY too soon! I think she was about a quart low on Cowper's fluid and rrreeeeeeeaaaaallllyyyyyy looking for a mechanic to top it off.

EDIT: Don't Google that if you're at work/school

Thanks for the warning, now I have to wait for hrs. to find out what that is.

HesCalledDyer · November 2019

Seinfeld

If you've never heard the term, it's pretty mild. But I'm not sure what kind of pictures might pop up if you search it, hence the warning.

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