How much longer will this water bottle be here?

The Juggler
The Juggler Posts: 49,598
edited October 2019 in All Encompassing Trip
Hi. Hello. Good evening. 

I have reason to believe this water bottle you see below has been in its same location in my work’s break room since, at least, mid August. 

How am I privy to such information? That is a great question. I am thrilled you asked it. The answer is because it was I who accidentally left it there while I relieved myself in the latrine across the hall. Then I simply forgot to retrieve it and went back to my cubicle. This was right before we moved to a temporary location before Labor Day. We moved back into this spot on October 1st. 
I’ve been checking up on my two month old bottle of Smart Water periodically ever since and, sure enough, nobody has touched it presumably because it’s full and people think it’s rightful owner is probably coming back to pick it up at any moment. But alas, that moment has never AND WILL NEVER OCCUR!

So, what say you? How much longer until this poor stale bottle of water is put out of its misery? I’m genuinely curious myself...


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How much longer will this water bottle be here? 21 votes

One more week
4%
Hi! 1 vote
One more month
19%
BLACK35eeriepadaveAnnafalkPurple Fairy Tree 4 votes
One more year
0%
96 and a half days
33%
pjhawksLizardPoncierMalrothrollingsF Me In The Brainrgambs 7 votes
72 hours
14%
brianluxnjnancydrakeheuer14 3 votes
5 seconds ago
0%
Two more months
19%
mcgruff10mfc2006Thoughts_ArrivePJ_Soul 4 votes
A million years
9%
The Jugglerpjsteelerfan 2 votes
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  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Two more months
    Until your employer hires new cleaners.
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,820
    96 and a half days
    The microwave is right across from the shitter?

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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    A million years
    F Me In The Brain said:
    The microwave is right across from the shitter?

    Also a sink and three fridges!
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    A million years
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    Until your employer hires new cleaners.
    That’s funny you brought this up. We were bought out by a new company (the reason for the temporary work space was because they were rewiring the place and renovating a bit) and they actually did change the cleaners as of 10/1. Water bottle has been immune to their cleanliness thus far. 
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I say replace the water with a colored liquid or something oozy and see what happens.
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,557
    96 and a half days
    96 days 10 hours and 11 minutes left.
    Book it.
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    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • njnancy
    njnancy Posts: 5,096
    72 hours
    That's a full bottle of Smart Water? Such a waste of delicious hydration. I may have to plan an extradition. 

    People are weird about moving drinks & food that's not their's. That's usually a good thing.  

    You're conducting your own episode of "What would you do?"

    Of course you are. 
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    A million years
    hedonist said:
    I say replace the water with a colored liquid or something oozy and see what happens.
    That would probably increase the odds of someone tossing it, right?

    What color are we talking about here?
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,820
    96 and a half days
    Brown, in honor of them putting a food storage and prep area across from toilets.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,306
    I thought this was a poll about how much longer water bottles, in general, will be around.

    To that topic, the tree hugger in me says they ought to be banned. people who buy bottled water by the case drive me crazy. use the tap, fuckers! or if you’re too much of a wuss, get the big giant water cooler thingee. 
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,820
    96 and a half days
    I thought this a thread about jagoff.

    So, I was wondering how I could get this stain out from this shirt.....
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    A million years
    Wobbie said:
    I thought this was a poll about how much longer water bottles, in general, will be around.

    To that topic, the tree hugger in me says they ought to be banned. people who buy bottled water by the case drive me crazy. use the tap, fuckers! or if you’re too much of a wuss, get the big giant water cooler thingee. 
    Tap water is for suckers. 
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    96 and a half days
    wah fuk yah

    96 & 1/2-er here 
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    96 and a half days
    You ain't got 99 bottles of beer on the wall
    99 bottles of beer 
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    F Me In The Brain said:
    Brown, in honor of them putting a food storage and prep area across from toilets.
    Yes!

    Chocolate pudding?
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Two more months
    The Juggler said:
    Thoughts_Arrive said:
    Until your employer hires new cleaners.
    That’s funny you brought this up. We were bought out by a new company (the reason for the temporary work space was because they were rewiring the place and renovating a bit) and they actually did change the cleaners as of 10/1. Water bottle has been immune to their cleanliness thus far. 
    Haha. 
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  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,907
    1 dollar water. Come get ya 1 dollar water.  If you know.  You know


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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Two more months
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    72 hours
    Three day from now, one of your co-workers is going to put a bag of aluminum foil covered pop corn in the micro wave.  The vibrations and added sparks will cause enough vibration to skid the water bottle over the edge.  The bottle will fall on it's head and pop the top off, causing water to splash up onto and into the electrical outlet.  This, combined with sparks from the foiled popcorn will lead to an event that will make this man very, very happy:




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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,924
    96 and a half days
    this is a great experiment. i am genuinely curious to find out how long it sits there.  

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