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How much longer will this water bottle be here?

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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,296
    A million years
    Hi! said:
    I say don’t tamper with the bottle, but I had the same thought that if you were to do something, change the color. But I say don’t alter.
    Im curious, Did anyone see you drinking out of the bottle? Do you always drink smart water? What’s the volume of foot traffic? Ect, ect.
    Is it possible everyone else is wondering, I wonder when The Juggler is going to pick up his trash?
    So many questions.
    No I don’t always drink that kind. No one would know it’s mine. There is a lot of foot traffic there. I guess around a hundred people work in that are so there’s plenty of opportunity for someone to get fed up and dispose of it. 

    I don’t want to alter it. I think it’s more interesting to see how long it stays as is. I could, maybe, leave a second one at some point...
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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Two more months
    You could write a Seinfeld episode about this and title it "the water bottle"
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    Hi!Hi! Posts: 3,095
    One more week
    You would think someone that was going to use the microwave would have set it off to the side. I’m probably weird in that I would move it off the microwave to the counter before use.

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    mcgruff10mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 27,888
    Two more months
    At work I had a water bottle in the same spot for four years.  Difficult to reach but come on!
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,296
    A million years
    Hi! said:
    You would think someone that was going to use the microwave would have set it off to the side. I’m probably weird in that I would move it off the microwave to the counter before use.
    I think I have seen it to the side of the microwave so people have moved it slightly to make room for whatever they’re doing at that time. But it’s always right in that general location. 
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,476
    Where do you work Juggler?
    I'll come over and dispose of the water bottle for you.

    I doubt the juggler actually does any “work.” I see him more as the office schmoozer.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    Wobbie said:
    Where do you work Juggler?
    I'll come over and dispose of the water bottle for you.

    I doubt the juggler actually does any “work.” I see him more as the office schmoozer.

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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,296
    A million years
    10/21 check....still here. 
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    Hi!Hi! Posts: 3,095
    One more week
    10/21 check....still here. 
    Thanks for the update. I was gonna ask earlier, but didn’t want to seem impatient. Can we expect daily updates?

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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,296
    A million years

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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Two more months
    omg it has migrated
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    WTF kind of time is 3:70? Is that the same as 4:10? 
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    F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,625
    96 and a half days
    :lol:
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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Two more months
    WTF kind of time is 3:70? Is that the same as 4:10? 
    I never noticed that.
    Juggler lives in some parallel universe where time is altered and bottles seem to never move.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,296
    A million years
    Well this is disappointing. Should’ve started this thread weeks earlier. My bottle is gone. In its place are two new water bottles. I wonder what happened?


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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Two more months
    Sad day :(
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    PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,228
    96 and a half days
    Sabotage!
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    dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,827
    A socialist act of treason!
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    Put up a sticky note asking who took your water. Bring it back, no questions asked. See what happens.
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    AnnafalkAnnafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    edited October 2019
    One more month
    Where did it go? 
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,296
    A million years
    Annafalk said:
    Where did it go? 
    Perhaps it morphed into the two new bottles? One of them is almost full. 

    I’ll check around today. We must get to the bottom of this. 
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    Add to your sticky note, “2 low brow waters do not equate to a Vitamin Water.” 
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,296
    A million years
    Add to your sticky note, “2 low brow waters do not equate to a Vitamin Water.” 
    That was a SMART WATER, thank you. It was so smart that it adapted to its environment and lasted two whole months out on his own before meeting whatever demise he encounter over the last 36 hours.
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    Add to your sticky note, “2 low brow waters do not equate to a Vitamin Water.” 
    That was a SMART WATER, thank you. It was so smart that it adapted to its environment and lasted two whole months out on his own before meeting whatever demise he encounter over the last 36 hours.
    Maybe you’ll get a ransom note? 
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    oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,827
    Add to your sticky note, “2 low brow waters do not equate to a Vitamin Water.” 
    That was a SMART WATER, thank you. It was so smart that it adapted to its environment and lasted two whole months out on his own before meeting whatever demise he encounter over the last 36 hours.
    It was smart enough to leave on its own.  
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    Hi!Hi! Posts: 3,095
    One more week
    🏆🎖🥇
    I think I won.
    For a prize, I was hoping to pick next experiment.
    Can of Coke with a note attached that reads: Please don’t move.
    Thanks.

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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,296
    A million years
     :s 
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    Hi!Hi! Posts: 3,095
    One more week
     :s 
    Is the Smart Water bottle in that recycling bin? It’s as if it’s peaking out, teasing us.

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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,296
    A million years

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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,543
    Two more months
    It's like Toy Story but with water bottles.
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