Should I ask Agnes out on a date?
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NoWe can all sail around in The Loveless Boat.0
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my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf0
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The catoftenreading said:OffSheGoes35 said:We can all sail around in The Loveless Boat.
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Wilsonoftenreading said:OffSheGoes35 said:We can all sail around in The Loveless Boat.
Who's the captain?
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OffSheGoes35 said:
Say, @njnancy how big is your porch? Or shall we all just chip in for a yacht? Spiritual can afford it-- he has just won a big award.JPPJ84 said:
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?OffSheGoes35 said:
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!Spiritual_Chaos said:So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
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NoAre you going to buy us a yacht, @Spiritual_Chaos ??? Pleeeease--we'll let you drink tequila and sing GN'R songs. I might even join in on some songs.0
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Cucumber or Lime?JPPJ84 said:
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?OffSheGoes35 said:
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!Spiritual_Chaos said:So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke."Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"0 -
Garnish always depends on the Gin!Spiritual_Chaos said:
Cucumber or Lime?JPPJ84 said:
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?OffSheGoes35 said:
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!Spiritual_Chaos said:So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.0 -
Haha. Im used to the cheap kind - with lime. never drink it though - only beer.JPPJ84 said:
Garnish always depends on the Gin!Spiritual_Chaos said:
Cucumber or Lime?JPPJ84 said:
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?OffSheGoes35 said:
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!Spiritual_Chaos said:So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
Then my friend past weekend forced me to buy - expensive - versions with Hendricks(?) Gin and cucumber and pepper. Tasted alot better than the "normal cheap" kind. But man, don't wanna know how much I spent on alcohol.
Met some Americans from Utah though who was visiting who bought one of the GT:s for me."Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"0 -
I wouldn't rule it out.njnancy said:
You also didn't include the kid ban. That might be an important thing to filter out that problem.HesCalledDyer said:
Single is fine... lolSD48277 said:
In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.HesCalledDyer said:
Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.SD48277 said:
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?HesCalledDyer said:Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
And you really would date an 18 year old, or 22 year old? Just curious.
Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 250 -
I‘m really picky when it comes to alcohol but I love gin and have around 30 different ones at home. If there’s a gin festival close by, that’s where you‘d find me...Spiritual_Chaos said:
Haha. Im used to the cheap kind - with lime. never drink it though - only beer.JPPJ84 said:
Garnish always depends on the Gin!Spiritual_Chaos said:
Cucumber or Lime?JPPJ84 said:
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?OffSheGoes35 said:
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!Spiritual_Chaos said:So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
Then my friend past weekend forced me to buy - expensive - versions with Hendricks(?) Gin and cucumber and pepper. Tasted alot better than the "normal cheap" kind. But man, don't wanna know how much I spent on alcohol.
Met some Americans from Utah though who was visiting who bought one of the GT:s for me.Post edited by JPPJ84 on0 -
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Right? The least he could do is buy us a yacht to put our rocking chairs on. I knew you would understand, Macho.Hobbes said:OffSheGoes35 said:
Say, @njnancy how big is your porch? Or shall we all just chip in for a yacht? Spiritual can afford it-- he has just won a big award.JPPJ84 said:
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?OffSheGoes35 said:
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!Spiritual_Chaos said:So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
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Me on the stage when we accepted this "major" award:OffSheGoes35 said:
Right? The least he could do is buy us a yacht to put our rocking chairs on. I knew you would understand, Macho.Hobbes said:OffSheGoes35 said:
Say, @njnancy how big is your porch? Or shall we all just chip in for a yacht? Spiritual can afford it-- he has just won a big award.JPPJ84 said:
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?OffSheGoes35 said:
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!Spiritual_Chaos said:So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
"Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"0 -
Spiritual_Chaos said:
Me on the stage when we accepted this "major" award:OffSheGoes35 said:
Right? The least he could do is buy us a yacht to put our rocking chairs on. I knew you would understand, Macho.Hobbes said:OffSheGoes35 said:
Say, @njnancy how big is your porch? Or shall we all just chip in for a yacht? Spiritual can afford it-- he has just won a big award.JPPJ84 said:
I like rocking chairs and I’m really good at mixing Gin Tonic, does that get me in?OffSheGoes35 said:
So, me and Nancy need to get a third rocking chair? We need to come up with a name for this gang!Spiritual_Chaos said:So, went south with the "No-jokes-around-me-thank-you"-Girl.
Didn't want to keep dating, and didn't have room for any more "friends" so when not wanting me as a "date/lover" there was no point in me at all. With felt kind of unsympathetic to say. She could have put the sentiment into "subtext" at least. These god damn millennials who haven't read a scriptwriting book by William Goldman in their life. WHAT HAPPEND WITH READING BOOKS?
All of this made me feel mentally drained. I've just been so tired. And the pounding of anxiety in my chest. IT HIT ME FROM NO WHERE LIKE A GOD DAMN TRUCK.
Never again. You hear me Norse god of love Freyja - don't you dare put that evil on me again!
But yeah, just weird. Sad that she didn't understood I liked her when she was open to it. And now her liking me is "gone" when she knows... If that is the truth, that is. What are the odds. All because of a fucking pointless joke.
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No^^^You two are getting too friendly...you guys are gonna end up in the dinghy boat.
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Miss. Fuck-your-jokes when I told her that I do like her like she liked me and it was nice seeing eachother again:
"Mostly I think that people react sensitively because they know you’ve got a point"0 -
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More importantly, would you be able to keep up with a 18-22 year old?HesCalledDyer said:
I wouldn't rule it out.njnancy said:
You also didn't include the kid ban. That might be an important thing to filter out that problem.HesCalledDyer said:
Single is fine... lolSD48277 said:
In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.HesCalledDyer said:
Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.SD48277 said:
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?HesCalledDyer said:Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
And you really would date an 18 year old, or 22 year old? Just curious.
I guess if this guy could manage it, surely you can...
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Keep up with an 18-22 yo? Ha! They'd have to keep up with me.OffSheGoes35 said:
More importantly, would you be able to keep up with a 18-22 year old?HesCalledDyer said:
I wouldn't rule it out.njnancy said:
You also didn't include the kid ban. That might be an important thing to filter out that problem.HesCalledDyer said:
Single is fine... lolSD48277 said:
In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.HesCalledDyer said:
Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.SD48277 said:
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?HesCalledDyer said:Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
And you really would date an 18 year old, or 22 year old? Just curious.
I guess if this guy could manage it, surely you can...
Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 250 -
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Okay, but FYI the above pic is "Before"...HesCalledDyer said:
Keep up with an 18-22 yo? Ha! They'd have to keep up with me.OffSheGoes35 said:
More importantly, would you be able to keep up with a 18-22 year old?HesCalledDyer said:
I wouldn't rule it out.njnancy said:
You also didn't include the kid ban. That might be an important thing to filter out that problem.HesCalledDyer said:
Single is fine... lolSD48277 said:
In that case, you might want to extend the age bracket a little.HesCalledDyer said:
Yeah that's a must. I can't afford myself so odds are I need a sugar mama.SD48277 said:
What about gainfully employed, or are you okay with being a sugar daddy?HesCalledDyer said:Are you female? Between the age of consent and ~36? Breathing and have a pulse? Under 200 lbs & good hygiene? No drug use or STDs? If so, you pass the preliminary stage of my type. Personality test develops over time.
And you really would date an 18 year old, or 22 year old? Just curious.
I guess if this guy could manage it, surely you can...
This is "After"...
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