The Americans bad diet is wiping out Canadian forest

Meltdown99
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,669
    Another unnecessary waste of resources.  There are alternatives like making tp from recycled  paper or hemp.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    edited March 2019
    and bidets


  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    I can't imagine that cushy TP would offset the positive impact of the demise of the newspaper industry.  
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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    According to the report it is because we evil Americans no longer decide to use corncobs to wipe our butt.  Tis a pity.  If it is between using a corncob to wipe my butt or the complete destruction of Canadian forests ... so sorry, Canada!  
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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,327
    I installed a bidet a few years ago.  Best $25 I've spent.  It did cut my TP use back significantly, but even better it eliminates the chance of acquiring "wolf's ass" which can put a damper on the rest of your day.  
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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Well, could some of you Americans at least make fewer trips to Taco Bell to help out...
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Bless you, Jason.  “Wolf’s ass” :rofl:
  • rustneversleeps
    rustneversleeps The Motel of Lost Companions Posts: 2,209
    Do Canadians really use their bare hands? I heard this before. 
  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    rustneversleeps said:
    Do Canadians really use their bare hands? I heard this before. 
    Yes, igloo storage is limited, so we do waste storage on TP...
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  • cincybearcat
    cincybearcat Posts: 16,878
    brianlux said:
    Another unnecessary waste of resources.  There are alternatives like making tp from recycled  paper or hemp.
    This coming from the guy that sells paper books instead of reading digitally! 

    I'll keep my tp thank you.  
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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Books can also be made from Hemp...and you generally don't flush books down the toilet after 1 use...but then maybe you recycle your TP...


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  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,962
    What does wanting something smooth on your ass have to do with bad diet?

  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    That really needs to be explained...LMFAO
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  • eddiec
    eddiec Posts: 3,962
    Meltdown99 said:
    That really needs to be explained...LMFAO
    You should go to India.
  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    "Wiping" out Canadian forest

    Lol
  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    eddiec said:
    Meltdown99 said:
    That really needs to be explained...LMFAO
    You should go to India.
    I'm not in the mood to get nuked.  Besides, I have no interest in travelling to that part of the world...I've seen enough videos to know that I appreciate functioning lungs.
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  • Smellyman
    Smellyman Asia Posts: 4,528
    edited March 2019
    eddiec said:
    What does wanting something smooth on your ass have to do with bad diet?

    with a good diet you barely need to wipe your ass.

    Taco Bell v anything else
  • cincybearcat
    cincybearcat Posts: 16,878
    Meltdown99 said:
    Books can also be made from Hemp...and you generally don't flush books down the toilet after 1 use...but then maybe you recycle your TP...


    Right.  You store them.  On bookshelves. Made from WOOD!!! ;)
    hippiemom = goodness
  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    Smellyman said:
    eddiec said:
    What does wanting something smooth on your ass have to do with bad diet?

    with a good diet you barely need to wipe your ass.

    Say what? Lol
  • PJPOWER
    PJPOWER Posts: 6,499
    edited March 2019
    my2hands said:
    Smellyman said:
    eddiec said:
    What does wanting something smooth on your ass have to do with bad diet?

    with a good diet you barely need to wipe your ass.

    Say what? Lol
    Yeah...um...don’t most good diets consist of high fiber intake?  “smelly man” indeed!

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