The Pizza Thread

bbiggs · February 2019

Cliffy6745 said:

I like a little Franks on pizza from time to time

My man! Franks is good on just about everything.

bbiggs · February 2019

mcgruff10 said:

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I totally agree with that. Good call. I think if I asked for dipping sauce at a solid pizza joint they might throw me out lol.

Just like they’d throw you out for asking for A1 at a good steakhouse. Lol

HesCalledDyer · February 2019

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I wouldn't even add A1 to an average steak. Au poivre on the other hand...

bbiggs · February 2019

HesCalledDyer said:

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I wouldn't even add A1 to an average steak. Au poivre on the other hand...

I’m a hillbilly at heart. Give me some A1 on dat dere steak! Lol

mcgruff10 · February 2019

F Me In The Brain said:

For sure I use hot sauce on pizza sometimes....with the average ones.

Did you throw a little hot sauce on the upside down from Brooklyn Square?

Thirty Bills Unpaid · February 2019

HesCalledDyer said:

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I wouldn't even add A1 to an average steak. Au poivre on the other hand...

You'd add A1 (or even ketchup) to Scruffy's overcooked "medium well" chuck steaks he grills for his upper tier friends.

You'd also get a hell of a jaw workout and two rounds of flossing after the meal.

mcgruff10 · February 2019

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

HesCalledDyer said:

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I wouldn't even add A1 to an average steak. Au poivre on the other hand...

You'd add A1 (or even ketchup) to Scruffy's overcooked "medium well" chuck steaks he grills for his upper tier friends.

You'd also get a hell of a jaw workout and two rounds of flossing after the meal.

whoa whoa whoa, we go medium rare in my house thank you very much. I add salt, pepper and olive oil to my steaks and they turn out wonderful.

Thirty Bills Unpaid · February 2019

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

HesCalledDyer said:

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I wouldn't even add A1 to an average steak. Au poivre on the other hand...

You'd add A1 (or even ketchup) to Scruffy's overcooked "medium well" chuck steaks he grills for his upper tier friends.

You'd also get a hell of a jaw workout and two rounds of flossing after the meal.

whoa whoa whoa, we go medium rare in my house thank you very much. I add salt, pepper and olive oil to my steaks and they turn out wonderful.

Lol

I use the Montreal Steak Spice (hours before grilling), but never the olive oil. Why would I do that?

Poncier · February 2019

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

HesCalledDyer said:

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I wouldn't even add A1 to an average steak. Au poivre on the other hand...

You'd add A1 (or even ketchup) to Scruffy's overcooked "medium well" chuck steaks he grills for his upper tier friends.

You'd also get a hell of a jaw workout and two rounds of flossing after the meal.

whoa whoa whoa, we go medium rare in my house thank you very much. I add salt, pepper and olive oil to my steaks and they turn out wonderful.

mcgruff10 · February 2019

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

HesCalledDyer said:

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I wouldn't even add A1 to an average steak. Au poivre on the other hand...

You'd add A1 (or even ketchup) to Scruffy's overcooked "medium well" chuck steaks he grills for his upper tier friends.

You'd also get a hell of a jaw workout and two rounds of flossing after the meal.

whoa whoa whoa, we go medium rare in my house thank you very much. I add salt, pepper and olive oil to my steaks and they turn out wonderful.

Lol

I use the Montreal Steak Spice (hours before grilling), but never the olive oil. Why would I do that?

I've used montreal steak in the past and have loved it. Olive oil is great too.

F Me In The Brain · February 2019

mcgruff10 said:

F Me In The Brain said:

For sure I use hot sauce on pizza sometimes....with the average ones.

Did you throw a little hot sauce on the upside down from Brooklyn Square?

Heck no -- I did drop some crushed red pepper flakes on after my first piece w/o.

I wish I still had some of that in the freezer. You being so close...not sure how this isnt the go-to. Part of pizza is convenience - with 5 kids I am sure that is a big part - but being so close to near perfection? Wowzer!

bbiggs · February 2019

Garlic and onion powder too. Perfecto!

bbiggs · February 2019

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

HesCalledDyer said:

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I wouldn't even add A1 to an average steak. Au poivre on the other hand...

You'd add A1 (or even ketchup) to Scruffy's overcooked "medium well" chuck steaks he grills for his upper tier friends.

You'd also get a hell of a jaw workout and two rounds of flossing after the meal.

Thirty Bills Unpaid · February 2019

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

HesCalledDyer said:

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I wouldn't even add A1 to an average steak. Au poivre on the other hand...

You'd add A1 (or even ketchup) to Scruffy's overcooked "medium well" chuck steaks he grills for his upper tier friends.

You'd also get a hell of a jaw workout and two rounds of flossing after the meal.

whoa whoa whoa, we go medium rare in my house thank you very much. I add salt, pepper and olive oil to my steaks and they turn out wonderful.

Lol

I use the Montreal Steak Spice (hours before grilling), but never the olive oil. Why would I do that?

I've used montreal steak in the past and have loved it. Olive oil is great too.

What does the olive oil do I guess is what I'm asking?

F Me In The Brain · February 2019

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

HesCalledDyer said:

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I wouldn't even add A1 to an average steak. Au poivre on the other hand...

You'd add A1 (or even ketchup) to Scruffy's overcooked "medium well" chuck steaks he grills for his upper tier friends.

You'd also get a hell of a jaw workout and two rounds of flossing after the meal.

whoa whoa whoa, we go medium rare in my house thank you very much. I add salt, pepper and olive oil to my steaks and they turn out wonderful.

Lol

I use the Montreal Steak Spice (hours before grilling), but never the olive oil. Why would I do that?

I've used montreal steak in the past and have loved it. Olive oil is great too.

What does the olive oil do I guess is what I'm asking?

I use oil with a higher smoke point when cooking inside...peanut is good. (Or, light olive) Add to the pan, not to the steak.

Helps to sear in the pan and doesn't burn like it would if your fat to start was butter.

Baste with butter at the end.

HesCalledDyer · February 2019

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

HesCalledDyer said:

bbiggs said:

mcgruff10 said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Also fuck ranch dressing. The trailer park trash of sauces.

Yeah that stuff is nasty. I'm not sure why people would dip their pizza in a sauce; is the pizza that shitty that you need to add more flavor to it? That's like putting A1 sauce on a fantastic cut of filet mignon.

The parallel here though is that shitty to mediocre food tastes better with condiments. Adding ranch to Dominoes is the equivalent of adding A1 to an average steak. Ranch on a good pizza or A1 on a filet are clear no-no’s.

I wouldn't even add A1 to an average steak. Au poivre on the other hand...

You'd add A1 (or even ketchup) to Scruffy's overcooked "medium well" chuck steaks he grills for his upper tier friends.

You'd also get a hell of a jaw workout and two rounds of flossing after the meal.

whoa whoa whoa, we go medium rare in my house thank you very much. I add salt, pepper and olive oil to my steaks and they turn out wonderful.

Now we're talkin! I let the steak sit out for about 15 mins. A few sprinkles of coarse sea salt, some fresh cracked pepper, and a very light drizzle of olive oil. High heat pan, sear each side for 45 seconds, then to the oven at 450F for a minute each side. Let it rest for 5 mins. Perfecto! I usually go with a NY strip or rib eye.

bbiggs · February 2019

What’s all this pan talk? Am I the only one that grills his steak around here?

HesCalledDyer · February 2019

If I had a place to put a grill, I'd definitely have one.

F Me In The Brain · February 2019

bbiggs said:

What’s all this pan talk? Am I the only one that grills his steak around here?

Summer is grilling.

Pan/oven combo is great and easier to control temps. (550, let the cast iron skillet sit in the oven for a good 20-30 minutes as your steak comes to room temp...then take it out, sear the steaks on high flame in the skillet and back in the oven. Timing all depends on the size of the steak and how you like it but it is very formulaic and easy to reproduce.)

bbiggs · February 2019

F Me In The Brain said:

bbiggs said:

What’s all this pan talk? Am I the only one that grills his steak around here?

Summer is grilling.
Pan/oven combo is great and easier to control temps. (550, let the cast iron skillet sit in the oven for a good 20-30 minutes as your steak comes to room temp...then take it out, sear the steaks on high flame in the skillet and back in the oven. Timing all depends on the size of the steak and how you like it but it is very formulaic and easy to reproduce.)

Yeah, we sometimes use the oven in winter months. When we have a family get together we’ll get a big beef tenderloin from Costco (they actually have great meat) and cook that puppy in the oven. Turns out real good. I like the grill flavor best, but weather gets in the way sometimes.

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