Dyson vacuums suck

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  • mace1229
    mace1229 Posts: 9,858
    Meltdown99 said:
    mace1229 said:
    With the cost of  Dyson compared to a Shark, I don't know how Dyson stays in business.
    Used a Dyson before, it was great. Bot not worth $500 when you can get a Shark for $100 pretty easily on sale.
    I will have to look for a Shark.  Does it work well on laminate floors?
    It has a bare floor setting, but I couldnt tell you. Just use it on carpet and rugs. I would imagine it does though.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I think the maid uses a Dyson.  I'll have to ask.
  • Wobbie
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    lastexitlondon said:
    Wow hatred is a bad traight to have.

    so’s bad spelling.
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  • Wobbie
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    oftenreading said:
    brianlux said:
    This could go in the "Weird questions in the middle of the night" thread but I have to ask, why is it called a "vacuum" cleaner?  I mean, it's not really creating a vacuum is it?  If I'm not mistaken, it's just a high powered fan pulling in air mixed with dust, dead matches, fur balls, dirt, roaches, table crumbs, pollen, paperclips, assorted dried effluence and mites, and capturing all those particles in a bag while letting the air pass through a semi-permeable filter back into the room.  What the hell does this have to do with a "vacuum" for crying out loud?!  Well I get pissed when they misname thing, damn it!


    Vacuum cleaners create a partial vacuum by reducing air pressure. It's not a full vacuum, but it's still a reasonably correct usage of the word. 

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  • F Me In The Brain
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    Wobbie said:
    oftenreading said:
    brianlux said:
    This could go in the "Weird questions in the middle of the night" thread but I have to ask, why is it called a "vacuum" cleaner?  I mean, it's not really creating a vacuum is it?  If I'm not mistaken, it's just a high powered fan pulling in air mixed with dust, dead matches, fur balls, dirt, roaches, table crumbs, pollen, paperclips, assorted dried effluence and mites, and capturing all those particles in a bag while letting the air pass through a semi-permeable filter back into the room.  What the hell does this have to do with a "vacuum" for crying out loud?!  Well I get pissed when they misname thing, damn it!


    Vacuum cleaners create a partial vacuum by reducing air pressure. It's not a full vacuum, but it's still a reasonably correct usage of the word. 

    thank you, Ms. Smarty Pants.
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  • Empty Glass
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    What’s the size of the hose on a Dyson?  If it’s not a powerful suck, it may just be worth the price for what I’d use it for 
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  • F Me In The Brain
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    Empty Glass said:
    What’s the size of the hose on a Dyson?  If it’s not a powerful suck, it may just be worth the price for what I’d use it for 
    It doesnt provide suction for things that small.
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  • Empty Glass
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    F Me In The Brain said:
    Empty Glass said:
    What’s the size of the hose on a Dyson?  If it’s not a powerful suck, it may just be worth the price for what I’d use it for 
    It doesnt provide suction for things that small.
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  • Halifax2TheMax
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    Empty Glass said:
    What’s the size of the hose on a Dyson?  If it’s not a powerful suck, it may just be worth the price for what I’d use it for 
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    queer 
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