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Dyson vacuums suck

WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,659
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but not in a good way.

as overrated as the doors. just got a shark...half the price, twice as good. "genius inventor" dyson can't even invent a cord that doesn't tangle, every time.

his hand dryers are good, tho.
If I had known then what I know now...

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  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 6,729
    ^^^Operator error?

    Aside from that: Shark Navigator is a badass vacuum cleaner. 
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,659
    the fucking screws that let you get to the beater bar require a chisel to turn....not a coin.

    cord is terrible.

    and they DO NOT want ANY part to be owner replaced.

    goddam brits. they gave us a bunch of shitty cars. too.

    Q: why do brits like their beer warm?

    A: Lucas makes their refrigerators (you’ll get it if you’ve ever owned a british sports car)
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    Lucas Demons!!
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,782
    This is what happens when gun manufacturers try to get into a different market.


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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,848
    Dyson does have a great service policy. They are spot on with providing replacement parts.

    Of course, that suggests they have to do it pretty often.......
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,659
    oftenreading said:
    Dyson does have a great service policy. They are spot on with providing replacement parts.

    Of course, that suggests they have to do it pretty often.......

    providing replacement parts you can’t replace?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,848
    Wobbie said:
    oftenreading said:
    Dyson does have a great service policy. They are spot on with providing replacement parts.

    Of course, that suggests they have to do it pretty often.......

    providing replacement parts you can’t replace?

    Well, some of us know what we're doing. 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • Spiritual_ChaosSpiritual_Chaos Posts: 30,908
    Get swedish brands for fuck sakes.

    Hasn't anyone but Seinfeld understood this by now?


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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,659
    oftenreading said:
    Wobbie said:
    oftenreading said:
    Dyson does have a great service policy. They are spot on with providing replacement parts.

    Of course, that suggests they have to do it pretty often.......

    providing replacement parts you can’t replace?

    Well, some of us know what we're doing. 

    I defy you to figure out how to take one apart.

    you can watch a guy rebulid a V8 on youtube but not a dyson.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 40,175
    Oh, so YouTube is the problem now?
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  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Does Dyson suck???
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    edited August 2018
    YOU suck!

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,659
    Meltdown99 said:
    Does Dyson suck???
    not all that well.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Wobbie said:
    Meltdown99 said:
    Does Dyson suck???
    not all that well.
    Not worth what they are asking is good to know.  What is the best vacuum?
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,782
    If you're looking for a hand held vacuum, don't bother with those cheapo POS, look into one of these.  With my batter ears I have to use ear plugs because it's not quiet, but it suck big time the right way!


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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,782
    If you're looking for something that sucks the bad way, go to AMT.  It really sucks the bad way lately.
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  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Brian, I agree the AMT sucks ... mostly because no one moves on.  It the same regurgitated shit ...

    Can you post the brand and model of that vacuum ... I'm in the market for a good one.  Thank you.
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,659
    could this thread make it to a page two?!? :confounded:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Lets try for 2...
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 42,081
    It sucks so why should it?
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,782
    mickeyrat said:
    It sucks so why should it?
    :lol:
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,659
    dyson; twice as loud; twice the price.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    So it's a vacuum for elite's???
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,659
    vacuums suck, bad; hand dryers blow, pretty well.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • curmudgeonesscurmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,006
    Wobbie said:
    but not in a good way.

    as overrated as the doors. just got a shark...half the price, twice as good. "genius inventor" dyson can't even invent a cord that doesn't tangle, every time.


    We got a Shark; I love it.

    Complaint overheard once in college: "This vacuum cleaner doesn't suck."
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    I own a cordless stick vac that is awesome.

     

  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
    Give Peas A Chance…
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 42,081
    Meltdown99 said:
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
    but those work great
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,576
    mickeyrat said:
    Meltdown99 said:
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
    but those work great
    Agreed.  I love when a restroom has these.
  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 6,729
    tempo_n_groove said:
    mickeyrat said:
    Meltdown99 said:
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
    but those work great
    Agreed.  I love when a restroom has these.
    So much force and they work great...I can't help but to wonder what kind of germs and funk they are blowing ONTO my hands.
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