Dyson vacuums suck

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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    dankind said:
    Canuxit?
    I love it ....
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  • hauntingfamiliar
    hauntingfamiliar Wilmington, NC Posts: 10,389
    This thread sucks

    ;) JK.... Canuxit? Priceless 

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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    edited August 2018
    When buying a vacuum you want a good sucker...


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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,714
    so we recently bought a dyson. no issues with the cord. THAT sounds like operator error.

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  • darwinstheory
    darwinstheory LaPorte, IN Posts: 7,400
    "Dyson vacuums suck"

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  • northerndragon
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,751
    edited August 2018
    My solution to bad vacuums was getting rid of every scrap of carpet, lol. Now I'll I need are Swiffer products! ;)

    The Dyson bladeless fans are super good. We have a 12" (14"?) one in our conference room at work and I'm jealous of the conference room, lol. It's true what they say - no buffeting.
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,751
    edited August 2018
    darwinstheory said:
    tempo_n_groove said:
    mickeyrat said:
    Meltdown99 said:
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
    but those work great
    Agreed.  I love when a restroom has these.
    So much force and they work great...I can't help but to wonder what kind of germs and funk they are blowing ONTO my hands.
    That is a damn good question. I just recently read an article about exactly that. Turns out that quite a bit of bacteria gets caught in air blowers over time, and then they blast it all over our hands. Paper towels are ALWAYS the most sanitary way to go by far. But if I had to choose an air hand dryer, I'd choose the Dyson. They definitely work the best, and you spend the least time with your hands in the bacteria trap compared to other kinds, lol.
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,751
    Meltdown99 said:
    lastexitlondon said:
    Meltdown99 said:
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
    What's the deal with hating the UK
    Colonization, the royal family .... and the fact that Canada politicians need to feel a loyalty to that country ... Canada should get rid of anything UK...
    I don't like the connection to the Queen either, but it's well worth being a member of the commonwealth IMO. It only serves to benefit Canadian citizens at the end of the day.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,379
    mickeyrat said:
    so we recently bought a dyson. no issues with the cord. THAT sounds like operator error.

    ........

    no. the dyson cord is just a tangle, waiting to happen.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • dankind
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    Wobbie said:
    mickeyrat said:
    so we recently bought a dyson. no issues with the cord. THAT sounds like operator error.

    ........

    no. the dyson cord is just a tangle, waiting to happen.
    That’s every cord, no?
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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    PJ_Soul said:
    Meltdown99 said:
    lastexitlondon said:
    Meltdown99 said:
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
    What's the deal with hating the UK
    Colonization, the royal family .... and the fact that Canada politicians need to feel a loyalty to that country ... Canada should get rid of anything UK...
    I don't like the connection to the Queen either, but it's well worth being a member of the commonwealth IMO. It only serves to benefit Canadian citizens at the end of the day.
    We do not benefit from a relationship with UK.  They benefit from us.  The UK have nothing to offer Canada.  I sincerely hope to see a Canadian PM with balls that one day will tell the UK and commonwealth to go FUCK themselves...
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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    It's British, of course it sucks....
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  • lastexitlondon
    lastexitlondon Posts: 14,947
    Wow hatred is a bad traight to have.


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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    You think time heals all wounds ... 

    Has the head bitch (queen) or any PM ever apologized for the genocide committed against aboriginals anywhere in the world.  Or is apologizing un British like?  The history of the Royal family reads more like a mob family, yet so many hold them in high regard, what's up with that?  2 institutions that need to go the Catholic Church and monarchies...
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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Mow lets get back to vacuums ... are Dyson the rolls Royce of vacuums.  Because rolls Royce are not impressive to me ...
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    edited August 2018
    This could go in the "Weird questions in the middle of the night" thread but I have to ask, why is it called a "vacuum" cleaner?  I mean, it's not really creating a vacuum is it?  If I'm not mistaken, it's just a high powered fan pulling in air mixed with dust, dead matches, fur balls, dirt, roaches, table crumbs, pollen, paperclips, assorted dried effluence and mites, and capturing all those particles in a bag while letting the air pass through a semi-permeable filter back into the room.  What the hell does this have to do with a "vacuum" for crying out loud?!  Well I get pissed when they misname thing, damn it!

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  • Meltdown99
    Meltdown99 None Of Your Business... Posts: 10,739
    Mielle I have read are way ahead of Dyson.  Not that long ago, I believe they were still Made in Germany.  I think Dyson is in Asia now.

    A quick Google search, and yes indeed they are made in Germany ... 
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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    brianlux said:
    This could go in the "Weird questions in the middle of the night" thread but I have to ask, why is it called a "vacuum" cleaner?  I mean, it's not really creating a vacuum is it?  If I'm not mistaken, it's just a high powered fan pulling in air mixed with dust, dead matches, fur balls, dirt, roaches, table crumbs, pollen, paperclips, assorted dried effluence and mites, and capturing all those particles in a bag while letting the air pass through a semi-permeable filter back into the room.  What the hell does this have to do with a "vacuum" for crying out loud?!  Well I get pissed when they misname thing, damn it!


    Vacuum cleaners create a partial vacuum by reducing air pressure. It's not a full vacuum, but it's still a reasonably correct usage of the word. 
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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    oftenreading said:
    brianlux said:
    This could go in the "Weird questions in the middle of the night" thread but I have to ask, why is it called a "vacuum" cleaner?  I mean, it's not really creating a vacuum is it?  If I'm not mistaken, it's just a high powered fan pulling in air mixed with dust, dead matches, fur balls, dirt, roaches, table crumbs, pollen, paperclips, assorted dried effluence and mites, and capturing all those particles in a bag while letting the air pass through a semi-permeable filter back into the room.  What the hell does this have to do with a "vacuum" for crying out loud?!  Well I get pissed when they misname thing, damn it!


    Vacuum cleaners create a partial vacuum by reducing air pressure. It's not a full vacuum, but it's still a reasonably correct usage of the word. 
    I think they suck more than vacuum.  They should be called Dust Suckers.  Better ones should be called Super Suckers!

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