Dyson vacuums suck

but not in a good way.

as overrated as the doors. just got a shark...half the price, twice as good. "genius inventor" dyson can't even invent a cord that doesn't tangle, every time.

his hand dryers are good, tho.
If I had known then what I know now...

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  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, INPosts: 3,059
    ^^^Operator error?

    Aside from that: Shark Navigator is a badass vacuum cleaner. 
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,181
    the fucking screws that let you get to the beater bar require a chisel to turn....not a coin.

    cord is terrible.

    and they DO NOT want ANY part to be owner replaced.

    goddam brits. they gave us a bunch of shitty cars. too.

    Q: why do brits like their beer warm?

    A: Lucas makes their refrigerators (you’ll get it if you’ve ever owned a british sports car)
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 28,115
    This is what happens when gun manufacturers try to get into a different market.


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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BCPosts: 10,297
    Dyson does have a great service policy. They are spot on with providing replacement parts.

    Of course, that suggests they have to do it pretty often.......
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,181
    Dyson does have a great service policy. They are spot on with providing replacement parts.

    Of course, that suggests they have to do it pretty often.......

    providing replacement parts you can’t replace?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BCPosts: 10,297
    Wobbie said:
    Dyson does have a great service policy. They are spot on with providing replacement parts.

    Of course, that suggests they have to do it pretty often.......

    providing replacement parts you can’t replace?

    Well, some of us know what we're doing. 
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  • Get swedish brands for fuck sakes.

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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,181
    Wobbie said:
    Dyson does have a great service policy. They are spot on with providing replacement parts.

    Of course, that suggests they have to do it pretty often.......

    providing replacement parts you can’t replace?

    Well, some of us know what we're doing. 

    I defy you to figure out how to take one apart.

    you can watch a guy rebulid a V8 on youtube but not a dyson.
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  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 20,891
    Oh, so YouTube is the problem now?
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  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business...Posts: 6,968
    Does Dyson suck???
  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 13,983
    edited August 2018
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,181
    Does Dyson suck???
    not all that well.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Missoula 12
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    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business...Posts: 6,968
    Wobbie said:
    Does Dyson suck???
    not all that well.
    Not worth what they are asking is good to know.  What is the best vacuum?
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 28,115
    If you're looking for a hand held vacuum, don't bother with those cheapo POS, look into one of these.  With my batter ears I have to use ear plugs because it's not quiet, but it suck big time the right way!


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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 28,115
    If you're looking for something that sucks the bad way, go to AMT.  It really sucks the bad way lately.
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  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business...Posts: 6,968
    Brian, I agree the AMT sucks ... mostly because no one moves on.  It the same regurgitated shit ...

    Can you post the brand and model of that vacuum ... I'm in the market for a good one.  Thank you.
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,181
    could this thread make it to a page two?!? :confounded:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business...Posts: 6,968
    Lets try for 2...
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 15,368
    It sucks so why should it?
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  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 28,115
    mickeyrat said:
    It sucks so why should it?
    :lol:
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,181
    dyson; twice as loud; twice the price.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business...Posts: 6,968
    So it's a vacuum for elite's???
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 25,181
    vacuums suck, bad; hand dryers blow, pretty well.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
  • curmudgeonesscurmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capitalPosts: 2,553
    Wobbie said:
    but not in a good way.

    as overrated as the doors. just got a shark...half the price, twice as good. "genius inventor" dyson can't even invent a cord that doesn't tangle, every time.


    We got a Shark; I love it.

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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 19,653
    I own a cordless stick vac that is awesome.

     

  • Meltdown99Meltdown99 None Of Your Business...Posts: 6,968
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 15,368
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
    but those work great
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 19,653
    mickeyrat said:
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
    but those work great
    Agreed.  I love when a restroom has these.
  • darwinstheorydarwinstheory LaPorte, INPosts: 3,059
    mickeyrat said:
    Dyson hand dryers do suck??? Stupidest design ever...



    Just another reason to hate the fucking UK ... for bringing shit like this to the world...
    but those work great
    Agreed.  I love when a restroom has these.
    So much force and they work great...I can't help but to wonder what kind of germs and funk they are blowing ONTO my hands.
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