The Pizza Thread

dankind · January 2018

HesCalledDyer said:

Wobbie said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Sprouts on pizza? Interesting

not interesting.

dumb.

That's a Gator for ya!

Hey, assholes. I moved to a culinary wasteland, especially when it comes to pizza. I'm surprised that the mouth-breathing goons who live here know to put the pie in the oven and not boil it.

Anyway, the plain cheese and margherita pizzas are just awful, so I'm giving the "craft" pies a try. I was always one who was loath to have any toppings on my pizza, but that one was actually pretty damn tasty. The pizzaiolo at that spot is Italian, so his pies are more Neapolitan and less New York.

I think tonight might be a pizza night. Or tomorrow.

Wobbie said:

had this last night....an SLC "institution" but the first time I'd been there....I give it 4 stars.

Those look like someone vomited in a bread bowl.

Wobbie · January 2018

F Me In The Brain said:

Stuff looks pretty deep!
Is the crust under thick? If thin, I think that looks good. However, looking at the cheese one it looks like it could be a shit ton of cheese there.
Either way, I think that shit would go down amazingly well with a sixer of PBR. (Is that what you had?!)

now that you mention it, the place does have $1 PBR pints.....unbeknownst to me, until I looked at the check.

Thirty Bills Unpaid · January 2018

dankind said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Wobbie said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Sprouts on pizza? Interesting

not interesting.

dumb.

That's a Gator for ya!

Hey, assholes. I moved to a culinary wasteland, especially when it comes to pizza. I'm surprised that the mouth-breathing goons who live here know to put the pie in the oven and not boil it.

Anyway, the plain cheese and margherita pizzas are just awful, so I'm giving the "craft" pies a try. I was always one who was loath to have any toppings on my pizza, but that one was actually pretty damn tasty. The pizzaiolo at that spot is Italian, so his pies are more Neapolitan and less New York.

I think tonight might be a pizza night. Or tomorrow.

Wobbie said:

had this last night....an SLC "institution" but the first time I'd been there....I give it 4 stars.

Those look like someone vomited in a bread bowl.

Atta boy, Danny!

Don't put up with that shit. Fire right back at 'em.

HesCalledDyer · January 2018

Wobbie said:

had this last night....an SLC "institution" but the first time I'd been there....I give it 4 stars.

Those look awesome!

Is that from The Pie PIzzeria?

bbiggs · January 2018

dankind said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Wobbie said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Sprouts on pizza? Interesting

not interesting.

dumb.

That's a Gator for ya!

Hey, assholes. I moved to a culinary wasteland, especially when it comes to pizza. I'm surprised that the mouth-breathing goons who live here know to put the pie in the oven and not boil it.

This might be the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while. “Mouth-breathing goons” is classic! I read this at work and started laughing my ass off. Everyone in the office looked at me like I was bat shit crazy. Good times!

HesCalledDyer · January 2018

Dankind is the best!

Wobbie · January 2018

HesCalledDyer said:

Dankind is a jerk.

fixed.

Wobbie · January 2018

HesCalledDyer said:

Wobbie said:

had this last night....an SLC "institution" but the first time I'd been there....I give it 4 stars.

Those look awesome!

Is that from The Pie PIzzeria?

it is!

HesCalledDyer · January 2018

Wobbie said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Wobbie said:

had this last night....an SLC "institution" but the first time I'd been there....I give it 4 stars.

Those look awesome!

Is that from The Pie PIzzeria?

it is!

Nice! I follow Mike Masse on youtube. I know he plays shows there quite frequently and many of his youtube vids are recorded there; the graffiti on the wall and red candle were a dead giveaway.

HesCalledDyer · January 2018

Wobbie said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Dankind is a jerk.

fixed.

Wobbie · January 2018

HesCalledDyer said:

Wobbie said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Wobbie said:

had this last night....an SLC "institution" but the first time I'd been there....I give it 4 stars.

Those look awesome!

Is that from The Pie PIzzeria?

it is!

Nice! I follow Mike Masse on youtube. I know he plays shows there quite frequently and many of his youtube vids are recorded there; the graffiti on the wall and red candle were a dead giveaway.

I just checked out Mike Masse...good stuff....the Pie I was at, tho, has no windows....it's in the basement. Mike must play at the other location.

edit: he plays at "my" basement one as well

dankind · January 2018

HesCalledDyer said:

Wobbie said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Dankind is a jerk.

fixed.

I’m picking out a Thermos for you.

RiotZact · January 2018

I’ve admittedly only ate at a handful of NY/NJ pizza places but I’ll be damned if I ever have a pie better than Jojo’s in my small western PA town.

Thirty Bills Unpaid · January 2018

RiotZact said:

I’ve admittedly only ate at a handful of NY/NJ pizza places but I’ll be damned if I ever have a pie better than Jojo’s in my small western PA town.

Slim cheese at the 5 o'clock region. If I get stuck with that slice I'm not super thrilled. That's the slice you really need to navigate your way around (at least if you're a pro anyways).

Poor cheese disbursement. An error of the fundamental variety.

Crust looks good though.

RiotZact · January 2018

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

I’ve admittedly only ate at a handful of NY/NJ pizza places but I’ll be damned if I ever have a pie better than Jojo’s in my small western PA town.

Slim cheese at the 5 o'clock region. If I get stuck with that slice I'm not super thrilled. That's the slice you really need to navigate your way around (at least if you're a pro anyways).

Poor cheese disbursement. An error of the fundamental variety.

Crust looks good though.

That error was mine only, it was carry out and my water bottle that was under the box to keep it level came out from underneath it when I went around a turn too fast, followed by an audible “FUCK!” from me.

mcgruff10 · January 2018

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

I’ve admittedly only ate at a handful of NY/NJ pizza places but I’ll be damned if I ever have a pie better than Jojo’s in my small western PA town.

Slim cheese at the 5 o'clock region. If I get stuck with that slice I'm not super thrilled. That's the slice you really need to navigate your way around (at least if you're a pro anyways).

Poor cheese disbursement. An error of the fundamental variety.

Crust looks good though.

That s some tough critique from a guy that lives 3999 miles from the nearest half way decent pizza joint.

Thirty Bills Unpaid · January 2018

RiotZact said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

I’ve admittedly only ate at a handful of NY/NJ pizza places but I’ll be damned if I ever have a pie better than Jojo’s in my small western PA town.

Slim cheese at the 5 o'clock region. If I get stuck with that slice I'm not super thrilled. That's the slice you really need to navigate your way around (at least if you're a pro anyways).

Poor cheese disbursement. An error of the fundamental variety.

Crust looks good though.

That error was mine only, it was carry out and my water bottle that was under the box to keep it level came out from underneath it when I went around a turn too fast, followed by an audible “FUCK!” from me.

Okay fair enough. We'll give you this one.

Thirty Bills Unpaid · January 2018

mcgruff10 said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

I’ve admittedly only ate at a handful of NY/NJ pizza places but I’ll be damned if I ever have a pie better than Jojo’s in my small western PA town.

Slim cheese at the 5 o'clock region. If I get stuck with that slice I'm not super thrilled. That's the slice you really need to navigate your way around (at least if you're a pro anyways).

Poor cheese disbursement. An error of the fundamental variety.

Crust looks good though.

That s some tough critique from a guy that lives 3999 miles from the nearest half way decent pizza joint.

Oh Geez.

Yah. Says Mr. Burnt Crust.

RiotZact · January 2018

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

I’ve admittedly only ate at a handful of NY/NJ pizza places but I’ll be damned if I ever have a pie better than Jojo’s in my small western PA town.

Slim cheese at the 5 o'clock region. If I get stuck with that slice I'm not super thrilled. That's the slice you really need to navigate your way around (at least if you're a pro anyways).

Poor cheese disbursement. An error of the fundamental variety.

Crust looks good though.

That error was mine only, it was carry out and my water bottle that was under the box to keep it level came out from underneath it when I went around a turn too fast, followed by an audible “FUCK!” from me.

Okay fair enough. We'll give you this one.

I’ll post a better picture next time I order!

RiotZact · January 2018

RiotZact said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

Thirty Bills Unpaid said:

RiotZact said:

I’ve admittedly only ate at a handful of NY/NJ pizza places but I’ll be damned if I ever have a pie better than Jojo’s in my small western PA town.

Slim cheese at the 5 o'clock region. If I get stuck with that slice I'm not super thrilled. That's the slice you really need to navigate your way around (at least if you're a pro anyways).

Poor cheese disbursement. An error of the fundamental variety.

Crust looks good though.

That error was mine only, it was carry out and my water bottle that was under the box to keep it level came out from underneath it when I went around a turn too fast, followed by an audible “FUCK!” from me.

Okay fair enough. We'll give you this one.

I’ll post a better picture next time I order!

Actually here’s one I just stole from the yelp page.

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