Corny Jokes
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How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.
A buccaneer.
Your boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer
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a guy tries to catch up to the fog.
he mist.Your boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer0 -
Why can't you take pokemon to the bathroom?
Because he might pikachu0 -
Pirate walks into bar with a steering wheel around his neck. Walks up to the bar and says "aiiee spot o rum"
Bartender says "this ones on me but I gotta know, what's up with the steering wheel?"
Pirate replies "Arrrrgghhh, it's driving me nuts..."0 -
What country has the fastest growing population?
Ireland. Every year it's Dublin0 -
There were two peanuts walking down the street. One was a salted.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0 -
What do you call a fish with no I?
fsh
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I liked this one, lol!!!!PJfanwillneverleave1 said:What do you call a fish with no I?
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How does the sun cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Actually heard that one today as people are going stupid-crazy about the upcoming eclipse.0 -
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
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Why did the Scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was out standing!
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Two "criminal" pins was out walking, suddenly the pin said to the other.
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I once submitted 10 corny jokes to a contest, hoping one would win. No pun in ten did.
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian bail.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0 -
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupt----
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!Your boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer0 -
What do you call a computer that sings?
AdeleYour boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer0 -
why couldn't the ghost have kids?
cuz he had a hollow weenieYour boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer0 -
what kind of bees make milk?
boobiesYour boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer0 -
If Tim Tebow has a thought, is it a Christian Ponder?
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this one should be merged with the pick up lines thread.
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3 men walk into a bar, the 3rd guy ducks.
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