Corny Jokes
HughFreakingDillon
Winnipeg Posts: 38,269
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.
A buccaneer.
"Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk"
-EV 8/14/93
-EV 8/14/93
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he mist.
-EV 8/14/93
Because he might pikachu
Bartender says "this ones on me but I gotta know, what's up with the steering wheel?"
Pirate replies "Arrrrgghhh, it's driving me nuts..."
Ireland. Every year it's Dublin
fsh
Eclipse it.
Actually heard that one today as people are going stupid-crazy about the upcoming eclipse.
A walk.
Why did the Scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was out standing!
- Watch out !, there's a safety pin coming!
Christian bail.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupt----
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-EV 8/14/93
Adele
-EV 8/14/93
cuz he had a hollow weenie
-EV 8/14/93
boobies
-EV 8/14/93
I never knew my real ladder.
-EV 8/14/93
2009 - Toronto
2010 - Buffalo
2011 - Toronto 1&2
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
2018 - Fenway 1&2
2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
2023 - Chicago 1&2
2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
Because they think they are the greatest of all time.
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
1. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? "Damn!"
2. What did the wall say? "Dum-bass"
No-eye deer.
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no-eye deer.
Don't take me for ganite!
cause they taste funny
Why did the man put his hot dog in a sweater?
cause it was a chili dog
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
Where do cows go on a date?
To the mooovies.
A: I don't know, Kernel
A: aaarrrggyle