Worst (Best) Pick Up Lines

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  • KC138045
    KC138045 Columbus, OH Posts: 2,716
    You look just like my next girlfriend
    Columbus-2000
    Columbus-2003
    Cincinnati-2006
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    Wrigley-2013
    Cincinnati-2014
    Lexington-2016
    Wrigley 1 & 2-2018
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,907
    never was a line guy but one night in a bar a girl walked by and i just blurted this out quickly without thinking and it actually worked.

    "with my athletic ability and your looks our children are going to be amazing"
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    ^^^ How far did you get?
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    Wanna come over tonight for breakfast in the morning?
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  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,907
    RogueStoner said:
    ^^^ How far did you get?
    had a great night and ended up dating for almost a year.  as we dated i used to laugh at her that the line actually worked. i think it started to get less amusing to her though.  oh well.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    pjhawks said:
    RogueStoner said:
    ^^^ How far did you get?
    had a great night and ended up dating for almost a year.  as we dated i used to laugh at her that the line actually worked. i think it started to get less amusing to her though.  oh well.
    Not bad! That schmuck I mentioned above? I married him. So, you never know. Although, he didn't use that line when we first met or things would've ended very differently. :lol:
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,797
    Some variation of this was observed to work with unbelievably high percentages in bars in Los Angeles in the 90s. 
    "Do you ski?" 
    "Do you like fresh powder?" 
    "You and your girlfriends want to go back to my place and go skiing?"
    "Have you ever been to Columbia?"
    "You know that song Casey Jones?"

    Just say no, people.  Say no. 



    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,381
    Me:  you look a lot like the mother of my children
    Her: how many kids do you have?
    Me: none yet
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Tell Wob to go look back in his old PM's. I remember once upon a time him getting these mass sent to him. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • 2-feign-reluctance
    2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,459
    Never used any. Always suspicious of people that did. The lost art of just talking to people. That worked for me quite well :smiley:
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  • curmudgeoness
    curmudgeoness Brigadoon, foodie capital Posts: 4,130
    I don't know if I ever heard any good ones. The worst ones -- and they were memorably terrible, since I heard them 25 years ago, were:
    "You're almost pretty, but you try too hard." (Seriously?? F-- you, dude.)
    (First words spoken to me by some random guy) "Hey, my friends and I are about to leave, but can I get your number?" (No. No, you can't.)
    (Random guy bursts out of bookstore I am walking past) "Excuse me, do you like Van Halen? I have some tickets to their concert three weeks from now, do you want to go with me?" (WTF??)

    Best line probably was "I've lost my buddy, can you help me look for him?" because, yeah. that felt a bit more like actual conversation.
     
    All those who seek to destroy the liberties of a democratic nation ought to know that war is the surest and shortest means to accomplish it.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Would you like to take a free personality test?"
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,207
    You're breasts remind me of Mt Rushmore....my face should be among them.

    Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long.

    Do you like pancakes? Well, how about IHOP on that ass.

    If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

    Roses are red.
    Violets are weird.
    I think you're cute.
    Sit on my beard?


    I've never used them before, but have seen them in those "worst of" lists. 
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    dankind said:
    "Would you like to take a free personality test?"
    How would that work? :confused:
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    RogueStoner said:
    dankind said:
    "Would you like to take a free personality test?"
    How would that work? :confused:
    It's a scientologist pickup line. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    dankind said:
    RogueStoner said:
    dankind said:
    "Would you like to take a free personality test?"
    How would that work? :confused:
    It's a scientologist pickup line. 
    L. Ron MotherfuckingHubbard in the cupboard?
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Her: You kind of have an Adrian Brody thing going on. People tell me I look like Kate Winslet.
    Me: Sure. I can see that. Wanna make a movie?


    True story.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    dankind said:
    RogueStoner said:
    dankind said:
    "Would you like to take a free personality test?"
    How would that work? :confused:
    It's a scientologist pickup line. 
    Aaaaaahhhh! I get it! You may have just saved me from being kidnapped by a cult someday. :lol:
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    Nice shoes.
    Want to fuck?
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    I wouldn't mind hearing this one... :giggle:
    "The weights in the gym just aren't good  enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?"

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