Worst (Best) Pick Up Lines
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RogueStoner
Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
We've all gotten the usuals...
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."
What are some of the worst or best (if any exist) pick up lines you've heard or used?
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
"You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."
What are some of the worst or best (if any exist) pick up lines you've heard or used?
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"Got a little Irish in you?"
"How do like your eggs?"I SAW PEARL JAM0 -
Oh I almost forgot!...
Your jeans must be made of mirrors...cuz I can see myself in them.0 -
At the risk of being Boooed:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
(I stole that from someone on here.. forget who...might have been 81)
So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me0 -
"I'd like to buy you a fish sandwich."
--The Ladies Man
I SAW PEARL JAM0 -
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gertrude?I SAW PEARL JAM0
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Nice legs! What time do they open?
Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 250 -
Are you a beaver, cuz DAAAAAAAAMN!
Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 250 -
I like that dress. It would look even better crumpled on the floor next to my bed.
There are only 2 kinds of women -- ones that want to sleep with me, and liars.
Which are you?
Wanna fuck?
The love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
Hahaha! I've heard of that one. So creepy!!!Lizard said:At the risk of being Boooed:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
(I stole that from someone on here.. forget who...might have been 81)0 -
Did you get that body from eating McDonald's? Cuz I'm lovin' it!
Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 250 -
And there ya go!F Me In The Brain said:
Wanna fuck?0 -
"Who's your friend?" (said to the female of the herd who is actually your target)I SAW PEARL JAM0
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Him: Wanna fuck?
Me: Sure, just waiting for a man to show up.0 -
"I'm gonna get you pregnant!"
--Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) in 30 Rock I SAW PEARL JAM0 -
RUN!!!!!0
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I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants partyThe whole world will be different soon... - EV
RED ROCKS 6-19-95
AUGUSTA 9-26-96
MANSFIELD 9-15-98
BOSTON 9-29-04
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EV SOLO BOSTON 8-01-08
BOSTON 5-17-10
EV SOLO BOSTON 6-16-11
PJ20 9-3-11
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WRIGLEY 7-19-13
WORCESTER 10-15-13
WORCESTER 10-16-13
HARTFORD 10-25-130 -
Can I borrow you cell phone? I need to call heaven and let them know they're missing one of their angels.
Wanna come over for pizza and a fuck?!? What you don't like pizza?Columbus-2000
Columbus-2003
Cincinnati-2006
Columbus-2010
Wrigley-2013
Cincinnati-2014
Lexington-2016
Wrigley 1 & 2-20180 -
These are great!
The worst I've ever gotten went something like...
"Let's play dolls. I'll be Ken, you be Barbie, and I'll come in your box."
What a schmuck!0 -
I love how he just sort of goes with it. Why say no to Bridget Fonda?!hedonist said:
And there ya go!F Me In The Brain said:
Wanna fuck?
The love he receives is the love that is saved0
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