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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    I bent the hell out of my racehorse, once. I elected not to go pee as it stung like a butterfly.
  • LongestRoad
    LongestRoad Posts: 477
    A butterfly can sting if left unattended.
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Tardiness has no place in a bug's life. Exclamation points suffer the most, though.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    edited July 2017
    Craving badly behaving chicks while the liquid man bellows his tunes leads to frustrated surfing for wings. 
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Hot wings? Bat wings? Telephone wings?
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    The wings worth an arm and a leg. 
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Haha. Can't say that three times fast with a mouthful of peanut butter. Smack my lips and call me pretty.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Cruising for a bruising, sawtooth mustache created potato sack races to weed out sand spurs and amyl nitrate poppers. It's a trifling thing and expensive at that. 
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    I went into a bar to give a drink but the joint smoked me, the pill popped me, and the white line scraped me along the mirror.  I was a mess.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Baby llama is a bigger mess...she's gotta lotta drama...
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    What do you do when you want to leave your footprints in the sand but the tide comes in?
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,838
    brianlux said:
    I went into a bar to give a drink but the joint smoked me, the pill popped me, and the white line scraped me along the mirror.  I was a mess.
    This sounds oddly familiar to me.
    Perhaps putting jelly in one's ears is a non-starter.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    edited July 2017
    good boy, that's not what I spent. parable
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    RogueStoner said:
    What do you do when you want to leave your footprints in the sand but the tide comes in?
    this is when you wrangle your carriage down
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    RogueStoner said:
    What do you do when you want to leave your footprints in the sand but the tide comes in?
    Do a fertility dance and hump a sea shell. 
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Not a turtle shell? Ride him off into the sunset. 
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    RogueStoner said:
    Not a turtle shell? Ride him off into the sunset. 
    Fuck turtles. And not in the good way.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,665
    RogueStoner said:
    What do you do when you want to leave your footprints in the sand but the tide comes in?
    I will focus on this conundrum all day and my mind will melt into the stars.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Fuck 'bama! Huh? Wrong tide? Eh... switch detergents. It's a wash!
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited July 2017
    Rain rain go away. Bleed the pig on famous Ray. If he hollers, pet his toe. Don't feed the ginger hippo.

    Super callous fragile linguist esprit Aloysius went the trolley. 106 cornets went to hell.
    I SAW PEARL JAM

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