Headlines Read:
Hard Rock Florida needs Aussie Injection. Operations Manager from Surfers is the only person who can successfully coordinate this. She will also be attending Pearl Jam concerts as their music is her Muse. Business funding of $100,000 confirmed. She is Rockin... in the free "business Trip" world!
Teehee
YESSSS! You're onto it sista!!! Now get onto it!!! Don't forget, you'll be needing an assistant to.....ummmmm........do.........ummmmmm.......stuff. I shall volunteer my services free of charge
YESSSS! You're onto it sista!!! Now get onto it!!! Don't forget, you'll be needing an assistant to.....ummmmm........do.........ummmmmm.......stuff. I shall volenteer my services free of charge
you have been accepted as a volunteer Kylie. Now go do all the stuff I need while I sit back and enjoy all your work!
Have you got a name for your Uke yet Sam? Ed's is called Luke. You could call yours Duke
Done, that way when people ask me stuff such as this scenario..
"What do you play??"
"D-uke"
"The uke"
"No, Duke, it is a uke"
"Oooo, I'm good looking, rich and have a great personality, will you marry me?? "
"Only if Duke can come home with us too" :D
Headlines Read:
Hard Rock Florida needs Aussie Injection. Operations Manager from Surfers is the only person who can successfully coordinate this. She will also be attending Pearl Jam concerts as their music is her Muse. Business funding of $100,000 confirmed. She is Rockin... in the free "business Trip" world!
Teehee
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Also coming along for the trip is Pearl Jam fan Rob Wilson, known to thousands of Pearl Jam fans as one of the guys who inspired Pearl Jam to play in Australia's backwater city of Newcastle.
How Rob is getting to the US is unknown but our sources have exclusive pictures of Trudie buying a VERY large suitcase.
Bag shop owner Sally Parker tells us of her encounter with Trudie, "She specifically asked for the biggest bag we had. I was slightly puzzled as to why but kept my suspicions to myself. I kinda thought it was strange that every bag I pointed out to her she made her husband climb into the bag to see if it was the right size. What could I say? A sale is a sale I suppose"
Top 10 Charity Ideas to Get Trudie to a Pearl Jam Concert in the USA
1. Save the PJ Platypus
2. Build a PJ retirement shack on the beach in Yallingup
3. The Hard Rock Cafe in Florida needs Trudie to organise a charity function to help the local homeless people
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024
Also coming along for the trip is Pearl Jam fan Rob Wilson, known to thousands of Pearl Jam fans as one of the guys who inspired Pearl Jam to play in Australia's backwater city of Newcastle.
How Rob is getting to the US is unknown but our sources have exclusive pictures of Trudie buying a VERY large suitcase.
Bag shop owner Sally Parker tells us of her encounter with Trudie, "She specifically asked for the biggest bag we had. I was slightly puzzled as to why but kept my suspicions to myself. I kinda thought it was strange that every bag I pointed out to her she made her husband climb into the bag to see if it was the right size. What could I say? A sale is a sale I suppose"
LMFAO!!!!
You better be paying for extra baggage Rob!! Or we could amputate your arms and legs and then you would fit into my carry on!!
Also coming along for the trip is Pearl Jam fan Rob Wilson, known to thousands of Pearl Jam fans as one of the guys who inspired Pearl Jam to play in Australia's backwater city of Newcastle.
How Rob is getting to the US is unknown but our sources have exclusive pictures of Trudie buying a VERY large suitcase.
Bag shop owner Sally Parker tells us of her encounter with Trudie, "She specifically asked for the biggest bag we had. I was slightly puzzled as to why but kept my suspicions to myself. I kinda thought it was strange that every bag I pointed out to her she made her husband climb into the bag to see if it was the right size. What could I say? A sale is a sale I suppose"
Top 10 Charity Ideas to Get Trudie to a Pearl Jam Concert in the USA
1. Save the PJ Platypus
2. Build a PJ retirement shack on the beach in Yallingup
3. The Hard Rock Cafe in Florida needs Trudie to organise a charity function to help the local homeless people
:rolleyes: The first worthwhile, and do-able charity. Eileen, our voice of reason and rhyme in my time of bedauchery and fraud!!
:rolleyes: The first worthwhile, and do-able charity. Eileen, our voice of reason and rhyme in my time of bedauchery and fraud!!
You're on! I'll need to come with you to be your PR person.
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024
A friend of mine had a friend who was a drag queen. Everytime he saw me he would scream "Ooh look it's Eileen Dover!" then nearly piss himself laughing. It got old after a while.
Sydney, Australia - March 12, 1998; Sydney, Australia - February 14, 2003; Sydney, Australia - November 8, 2006; Sydney, Australia - November 25, 2006; Brisbane, Australia - November, 2009; Gold Coast, Australia - January, 2014, Gold Coast, Australia - November 2024
You're on! I'll need to come with you to be your PR person.
My Pearljam Relations person..... done!
But..... seeing that there will be a few chickas going that are HOTTTT for Eddie, we all have to agree right now that this was my idea and I get first dibs. Eileen, Kylie, you two can Jelly wrestle for sloppy seconds (this will also help raise money for charity!)
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Top 10 Charity idea's to get Trudie to Pearl Jam Concert
1. Save the PJ Platypus
BAHAhahahahahaah!! I agree totally
you have been accepted as a volunteer Kylie. Now go do all the stuff I need while I sit back and enjoy all your work!
2. Build a PJ retirement shack on the beach in Yallingup
"What do you play??"
"D-uke"
"The uke"
"No, Duke, it is a uke"
"Oooo, I'm good looking, rich and have a great personality, will you marry me?? "
"Only if Duke can come home with us too"
*continued*
Also coming along for the trip is Pearl Jam fan Rob Wilson, known to thousands of Pearl Jam fans as one of the guys who inspired Pearl Jam to play in Australia's backwater city of Newcastle.
How Rob is getting to the US is unknown but our sources have exclusive pictures of Trudie buying a VERY large suitcase.
Bag shop owner Sally Parker tells us of her encounter with Trudie, "She specifically asked for the biggest bag we had. I was slightly puzzled as to why but kept my suspicions to myself. I kinda thought it was strange that every bag I pointed out to her she made her husband climb into the bag to see if it was the right size. What could I say? A sale is a sale I suppose"
what a worthy and worthwhile charity Kylie!!!
Just use your's for now and i'll have the money transferred into your account when the grant comes through.
1. Save the PJ Platypus
2. Build a PJ retirement shack on the beach in Yallingup
3. The Hard Rock Cafe in Florida needs Trudie to organise a charity function to help the local homeless people
(Just exclude the first night
LMFAO!!!!
You better be paying for extra baggage Rob!! Or we could amputate your arms and legs and then you would fit into my carry on!!
:rolleyes: The first worthwhile, and do-able charity. Eileen, our voice of reason and rhyme in my time of bedauchery and fraud!!
Then you could put me into the water and call me "Bob"
I'd pay the excess baggage fee
Should'a seen that coming!!!
You could be my floatation device if the plane goes down!!!
Sometimes the old ones are still the best ones
I'm having flashbacks of C3PO in "The Empire Strikes Back" :eek:
You're on! I'll need to come with you to be your PR person.
Dont get me started again. I only rolled out half my collection the other week.
Did you pick a winner on the weekend? Nice Duke too
A friend of mine had a friend who was a drag queen. Everytime he saw me he would scream "Ooh look it's Eileen Dover!" then nearly piss himself laughing. It got old after a while.
Never heard that one before. I thought it was "Ben Dover"?
The Eileen one is "what do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen"
My Pearljam Relations person..... done!
But..... seeing that there will be a few chickas going that are HOTTTT for Eddie, we all have to agree right now that this was my idea and I get first dibs. Eileen, Kylie, you two can Jelly wrestle for sloppy seconds (this will also help raise money for charity!)