Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Register yourself as a charity and I'll give you $500 :D

    Top 10 Charity idea's to get Trudie to Pearl Jam Concert

    1. Save the PJ Platypus
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    It's the least they can do, after making you miss the last tour


    BAHAhahahahahaah!! I agree totally :D
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤&#187 wrote:
    If only... might have to scheme a plan......hmmm

    Headlines Read:
    Hard Rock Florida needs Aussie Injection. Operations Manager from Surfers is the only person who can successfully coordinate this. She will also be attending Pearl Jam concerts as their music is her Muse. Business funding of $100,000 confirmed. She is Rockin... in the free "business Trip" world!


    Teehee
    YESSSS! You're onto it sista!!! Now get onto it!!! Don't forget, you'll be needing an assistant to.....ummmmm........do.........ummmmmm.......stuff. I shall volunteer my services free of charge :D
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    YESSSS! You're onto it sista!!! Now get onto it!!! Don't forget, you'll be needing an assistant to.....ummmmm........do.........ummmmmm.......stuff. I shall volenteer my services free of charge :D

    you have been accepted as a volunteer Kylie. Now go do all the stuff I need while I sit back and enjoy all your work!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    Top 10 Charity idea's to get Trudie to Pearl Jam Concert

    1. Save the PJ Platypus
    PJ can Platmypus any day ;) :eek: STOP IT!!! (bad) Kylie :o

    2. Build a PJ retirement shack on the beach in Yallingup
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Have you got a name for your Uke yet Sam? Ed's is called Luke. You could call yours Duke :D
    Done, that way when people ask me stuff such as this scenario..
    "What do you play??"
    "D-uke"
    "The uke"
    "No, Duke, it is a uke"
    "Oooo, I'm good looking, rich and have a great personality, will you marry me?? "
    "Only if Duke can come home with us too"
    :D:D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    you have been accepted as a volunteer Kylie. Now go do all the stuff I need while I sit back and enjoy all your work!
    I'm onto it.....just looking at flights atm......can you PM me those Credit Card details, thanx hun :)
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    you have been accepted as a volunteer Kylie. Now go do all the stuff I need while I sit back and enjoy all your work!
    Now if you don't make it, you have Kylie to blame!!!
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    If only... might have to scheme a plan......hmmm

    Headlines Read:
    Hard Rock Florida needs Aussie Injection. Operations Manager from Surfers is the only person who can successfully coordinate this. She will also be attending Pearl Jam concerts as their music is her Muse. Business funding of $100,000 confirmed. She is Rockin... in the free "business Trip" world!


    Teehee

    *continued*

    Also coming along for the trip is Pearl Jam fan Rob Wilson, known to thousands of Pearl Jam fans as one of the guys who inspired Pearl Jam to play in Australia's backwater city of Newcastle.
    How Rob is getting to the US is unknown but our sources have exclusive pictures of Trudie buying a VERY large suitcase.
    Bag shop owner Sally Parker tells us of her encounter with Trudie, "She specifically asked for the biggest bag we had. I was slightly puzzled as to why but kept my suspicions to myself. I kinda thought it was strange that every bag I pointed out to her she made her husband climb into the bag to see if it was the right size. What could I say? A sale is a sale I suppose"

    :D
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    PJ can Platmypus any day ;) :eek: STOP IT!!! (bad) Kylie :o

    2. Build a PJ retirement shack on the beach in Yallingup


    what a worthy and worthwhile charity Kylie!!! :p
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    I'm onto it.....just looking at flights atm......can you PM me those Credit Card details, thanx hun :)

    Just use your's for now and i'll have the money transferred into your account when the grant comes through.




    :D:D
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • E.K
    E.K New South Wales, Australia Posts: 7,726
    Top 10 Charity Ideas to Get Trudie to a Pearl Jam Concert in the USA

    1. Save the PJ Platypus
    2. Build a PJ retirement shack on the beach in Yallingup
    3. The Hard Rock Cafe in Florida needs Trudie to organise a charity function to help the local homeless people
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  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Samule wrote:
    No if you don't make it, you have Kylie to blame!!!
    Did I not do a good job as YOUR personal assistant while you were here?
    (Just exclude the first night :o ) (oh and second day :o )
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    *continued*

    Also coming along for the trip is Pearl Jam fan Rob Wilson, known to thousands of Pearl Jam fans as one of the guys who inspired Pearl Jam to play in Australia's backwater city of Newcastle.
    How Rob is getting to the US is unknown but our sources have exclusive pictures of Trudie buying a VERY large suitcase.
    Bag shop owner Sally Parker tells us of her encounter with Trudie, "She specifically asked for the biggest bag we had. I was slightly puzzled as to why but kept my suspicions to myself. I kinda thought it was strange that every bag I pointed out to her she made her husband climb into the bag to see if it was the right size. What could I say? A sale is a sale I suppose"

    :D


    LMFAO!!!!
    You better be paying for extra baggage Rob!! Or we could amputate your arms and legs and then you would fit into my carry on!!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    *continued*

    Also coming along for the trip is Pearl Jam fan Rob Wilson, known to thousands of Pearl Jam fans as one of the guys who inspired Pearl Jam to play in Australia's backwater city of Newcastle.
    How Rob is getting to the US is unknown but our sources have exclusive pictures of Trudie buying a VERY large suitcase.
    Bag shop owner Sally Parker tells us of her encounter with Trudie, "She specifically asked for the biggest bag we had. I was slightly puzzled as to why but kept my suspicions to myself. I kinda thought it was strange that every bag I pointed out to her she made her husband climb into the bag to see if it was the right size. What could I say? A sale is a sale I suppose"

    :D
    LMFAO!!!
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    E.K wrote:
    Top 10 Charity Ideas to Get Trudie to a Pearl Jam Concert in the USA

    1. Save the PJ Platypus
    2. Build a PJ retirement shack on the beach in Yallingup
    3. The Hard Rock Cafe in Florida needs Trudie to organise a charity function to help the local homeless people


    :rolleyes: The first worthwhile, and do-able charity. Eileen, our voice of reason and rhyme in my time of bedauchery and fraud!!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Oz Jammer
    Oz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    LMFAO!!!!
    You better be paying for extra baggage Rob!! Or we could amputate your arms and legs and then you would fit into my carry on!!

    Then you could put me into the water and call me "Bob" :D

    I'd pay the excess baggage fee :)
  • «¤tîg®ê§§¤»
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» Posts: 5,137
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Then you could put me into the water and call me "Bob" :D

    I'd pay the excess baggage fee :)


    Should'a seen that coming!!! :D:D
    You could be my floatation device if the plane goes down!!!
    he who forgets will be destined to remember
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    Oz Jammer wrote:
    Then you could put me into the water and call me "Bob" :D

    I'd pay the excess baggage fee :)
    Hahahaha, i havn't laughed so hard in ages.. :D:D
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    «¤tîg®ê§§¤» wrote:
    LMFAO!!!!
    You better be paying for extra baggage Rob!! Or we could amputate your arms and legs and then you would fit into my carry on!!
    Well there ya go.....do that, and I can pop his limbs in my bags and Bob's your Uncle :D ...your Uncle with detachable arms and legs :eek:
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