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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    ^^ that was weird!

    My SS sent me a box to share. :smiley:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    No I meant a repeat of my previous quote with the newer quote.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Received: Hello Panda Saves
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    deadendp said:

    Received: Hello Panda Saves

    Hello Panda - the new Jesus.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Received from a Tennessee # that I do not know: Morning a**hole, you cumin' to work this morning right? Or are you a whiny little B***h too?? ( followed by the crying/laughing emoji)
    Sent: uhh think you have the wrong number, sir.
    Received: this ain't Gary?
    Sent: no. This is Tree. ... in Colorado Springs, Co., so I highly doubt I'll be able to "Cum to work in Franklin Tn."
    Received: aww s**t! Sorry!
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Made me :lol: for sure.. at 4 am no
    Less!
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Only Tree =)
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    I love Tree!
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I seriously get that! On
    My first iPhone #, I got a text from some guy named carl, looking for a girl called Cookie; offering her a $20 rock for 'work' ( implying he'd give her crack for sex, I'm guessing), behind the DQ, here in COS.., yeah.. and a lady from her church looking for her..
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I will try to remember to screen shot the next 'WhAt?!?' text I get! lol
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    I seriously get that! On
    My first iPhone #, I got a text from some guy named carl, looking for a girl called Cookie; offering her a $20 rock for 'work' ( implying he'd give her crack for sex, I'm guessing), behind the DQ, here in COS.., yeah.. and a lady from her church looking for her..

    Workin' for Jesus?
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    whispering hands said:

    I seriously get that! On
    My first iPhone #, I got a text from some guy named carl, looking for a girl called Cookie; offering her a $20 rock for 'work' ( implying he'd give her crack for sex, I'm guessing), behind the DQ, here in COS.., yeah.. and a lady from her church looking for her..

    Workin' for Jesus?
    I honestly was so confused by the end of all that! It was pretty crazy!
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Received: Mark said he'd bust a nutsack while carrying a bag of corn. Later, he said it was hotter than a tiger's balls.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    Received: Mark said he'd bust a nutsack while carrying a bag of corn. Later, he said it was hotter than a tiger's balls.

    :lol:
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    deadendp said:

    Received: Mark said he'd bust a nutsack while carrying a bag of corn. Later, he said it was hotter than a tiger's balls.

    :lol:
    Not my Mark. :smiley:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    whispering hands said:

    deadendp said:

    Received: Mark said he'd bust a nutsack while carrying a bag of corn. Later, he said it was hotter than a tiger's balls.

    :lol:
    Not my Mark. :smiley:
    Whew! Ok. :wink:
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    deadendp said:

    whispering hands said:

    deadendp said:

    Received: Mark said he'd bust a nutsack while carrying a bag of corn. Later, he said it was hotter than a tiger's balls.

    :lol:
    Not my Mark. :smiley:
    Whew! Ok. :wink:
    Moonshiners.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: The piano man at a stadium? Um, no. Wondering what kind of senior bus trip services are going to buy blocks of tickets for that. #LengthenThatWalkSignal
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    deadendp said:

    Sent: The piano man at a stadium? Um, no. Wondering what kind of senior bus trip services are going to buy blocks of tickets for that. #LengthenThatWalkSignal

    :rofl:
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    "I hope no one ever looks at my search history."
    ELITIST FUK
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    SD48277 said:

    "I hope no one ever looks at my search history."

    Received: You really can! They also carry blow dart guns!
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    I try to keep my horse hoof consumption to a minimum.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Fuck you! And it's not dinner time yet.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • buck502000
    buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Received: I bought several boxes of Hello Panda today. I looked like a recovering heroin addict at the checkout.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    deadendp said:

    Received: I bought several boxes of Hello Panda today. I looked like a recovering heroin addict at the checkout.

    What's Hello Panda? An OTC methadone-type thing?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • 23scidoo
    23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 19,928
    Wake up re coach..
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Go Raiders!
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    hedonist said:

    Go Raiders!

    Panty or Oakland?
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Hobbes said:

    hedonist said:

    Go Raiders!

    Panty or Oakland?
    Well, if I had my drothers... :whistle:

    :angry:

    =)

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