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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    ^^ that was weird!

    My SS sent me a box to share. :smiley:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    No I meant a repeat of my previous quote with the newer quote.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Received: Hello Panda Saves
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    deadendp said:

    Received: Hello Panda Saves

    Hello Panda - the new Jesus.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Received from a Tennessee # that I do not know: Morning a**hole, you cumin' to work this morning right? Or are you a whiny little B***h too?? ( followed by the crying/laughing emoji)
    Sent: uhh think you have the wrong number, sir.
    Received: this ain't Gary?
    Sent: no. This is Tree. ... in Colorado Springs, Co., so I highly doubt I'll be able to "Cum to work in Franklin Tn."
    Received: aww s**t! Sorry!
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Made me :lol: for sure.. at 4 am no
    Less!
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Only Tree =)
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    I love Tree!
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I seriously get that! On
    My first iPhone #, I got a text from some guy named carl, looking for a girl called Cookie; offering her a $20 rock for 'work' ( implying he'd give her crack for sex, I'm guessing), behind the DQ, here in COS.., yeah.. and a lady from her church looking for her..
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I will try to remember to screen shot the next 'WhAt?!?' text I get! lol
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    I seriously get that! On
    My first iPhone #, I got a text from some guy named carl, looking for a girl called Cookie; offering her a $20 rock for 'work' ( implying he'd give her crack for sex, I'm guessing), behind the DQ, here in COS.., yeah.. and a lady from her church looking for her..

    Workin' for Jesus?
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    whispering hands said:

    I seriously get that! On
    My first iPhone #, I got a text from some guy named carl, looking for a girl called Cookie; offering her a $20 rock for 'work' ( implying he'd give her crack for sex, I'm guessing), behind the DQ, here in COS.., yeah.. and a lady from her church looking for her..

    Workin' for Jesus?
    I honestly was so confused by the end of all that! It was pretty crazy!
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Received: Mark said he'd bust a nutsack while carrying a bag of corn. Later, he said it was hotter than a tiger's balls.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    Received: Mark said he'd bust a nutsack while carrying a bag of corn. Later, he said it was hotter than a tiger's balls.

    :lol:
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    deadendp said:

    Received: Mark said he'd bust a nutsack while carrying a bag of corn. Later, he said it was hotter than a tiger's balls.

    :lol:
    Not my Mark. :smiley:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    whispering hands said:

    deadendp said:

    Received: Mark said he'd bust a nutsack while carrying a bag of corn. Later, he said it was hotter than a tiger's balls.

    :lol:
    Not my Mark. :smiley:
    Whew! Ok. :wink:
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    deadendp said:

    whispering hands said:

    deadendp said:

    Received: Mark said he'd bust a nutsack while carrying a bag of corn. Later, he said it was hotter than a tiger's balls.

    :lol:
    Not my Mark. :smiley:
    Whew! Ok. :wink:
    Moonshiners.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: The piano man at a stadium? Um, no. Wondering what kind of senior bus trip services are going to buy blocks of tickets for that. #LengthenThatWalkSignal
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    deadendp said:

    Sent: The piano man at a stadium? Um, no. Wondering what kind of senior bus trip services are going to buy blocks of tickets for that. #LengthenThatWalkSignal

    :rofl:
  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    "I hope no one ever looks at my search history."
    ELITIST FUK

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