I have some Christmas bitches!

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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    SD48277 said:

    I take it you don't have to mail any packages...the post office is where the real fun happens.

    I get to enjoy this experience a little later today! Lol gotta love the PO on Christmas week!

    And it went rather quickly, and smoothly.. eerie, really..
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    RKCNDY said:

    HesCalledDyer said:

    Every time I leave Walmart - which is only like twice a year because fuck that place - but every time I leave the people ahead of me come to a dead fucking stop in the doorway. And it's not like the door is malfunctioning. No, this is after the fucker opens. They stand there, in the open doorway, not moving. Every. Fucking. Time. KEEP WALKING YOU MORON!!

    I would keep walking and shove them out of my way with the shopping cart
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    I cannot stop laughing! :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    mfc2006 said:

    I saw two complete strangers get into a full-on yelling match because they both wanted the same Christmas card box and there was only one left. Cussing & yelling like idiots with kids around.

    So, I said something to them (with a smile) and shut them both up. Idiots.

    Seriously. Jokers. Clowns is a popular one these days too :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    FoxyRedLa said:

    RKCNDY said:

    HesCalledDyer said:

    Every time I leave Walmart - which is only like twice a year because fuck that place - but every time I leave the people ahead of me come to a dead fucking stop in the doorway. And it's not like the door is malfunctioning. No, this is after the fucker opens. They stand there, in the open doorway, not moving. Every. Fucking. Time. KEEP WALKING YOU MORON!!

    I would keep walking and shove them out of my way with the shopping cart
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    I cannot stop laughing! :lol:
    Costco carts work best, big and sturdy...
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  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    I just laughed my face off. I really needed that laugh!
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • PJfanwillneverleave1
    PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    Only after all purchases are rung in a person then decides to go looking in their purse to look for money to pay.
    What did you think you would have to do after all your items were scanned? It's like they didn't know they would have to pay.
    Have your method of payment ready immediately morons and move along!
  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    :lol: so true pj - I get most frustrated with the cashiers that cant figure out coupons
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    Only after all purchases are rung in a person then decides to go looking in their purse to look for money to pay.
    What did you think you would have to do after all your items were scanned? It's like they didn't know they would have to pay.
    Have your method of payment ready immediately morons and move along!

    This aggravates me to no end!
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 40,028
    tempo_n_groove said:

    More and more people are oblivious to things and their surroundings.

    THIS TIMES A THOUSAND. I say this statement to my wife pretty much every time we're in public together.

    I find I am becoming more like George Costanza with each passing day. More bitter. More jaded. Just so sick of no one giving a shit about anything but themselves. Everyone needs to go visit @hedonist, grab some edibles, and chill the fuck out. And be aware of your surroundings and who is there and whose dick you are stepping on.

    GREED GREED GREED.

    If I didn't have small kids, I'd tell christmas to go fuck itself.
    Your boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer



  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Ummmmm ...... maybe call ahead. Hedo has a small place ;).
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
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    "Christmas bitches ain't shit but ...
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  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,500
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    Only after all purchases are rung in a person then decides to go looking in their purse to look for money to pay.
    What did you think you would have to do after all your items were scanned? It's like they didn't know they would have to pay.
    Have your method of payment ready immediately morons and move along!

    That's another one I encounter all the damn time! It's like, you're just standing there waiting, doing nothing while all your shit is being scanned. Get your card out or write your check during this time, etc! And also don't wait til the bitter end to price check something. If you're unsure, ask before hand. Or better yet, use one of the 50 scanners spread about the store before you even get in line!
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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    oftenreading said:

    Ummmmm ...... maybe call ahead. Hedo has a small place ;).

    That's what she said :no_mouth:

    Our couch would have to be shared with a rather large cat, but I'd welcome anyone of you (fine, MOST of you =) ) to come on by for libations, smoke, edibles, food - ordered in, of course (quiet, Wob) - and general loving warmth.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Christmas can be hell but then there's moments like this that make it all worthwhile....
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  • FoxyRedLa
    FoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    :rofl: :rofl:


    The super mom pressure is exhausting! I have the zero sleep puffy face look today. I'm going to scare away everyone I meet today.
    Oh please let it rain today.
    Those that can be trusted can change their mind.

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