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I have some Christmas bitches!

FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
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No I don't mean wishes.

How the hell people survive out there is beyond me.

People don't hold doors on the way in or the way out. NASTY BATHROOMS that are unusable. No one can stay in their own lane on the roads or in isle ways. People hover and stand too close for comfort. Traffic at walk ways make you feel like they will make you run. Traffic everywhere for that matter. People take so much time for such minimal tasks.

I'll just stop.

All the more reason to shop online. And not catch some nasty disease cuz someone picked their nose and then well never mind.

Don't blame Stone for my rant. Blame speedy :lol:
Oh please let it rain today.
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  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    Nice rant.
    My complaint is why oh why has the size of the tree mattered?
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 42,476
    you should have waited for Festivus where you could have aired your grievances.
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  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Ah, Foxy...that behavior and fuck-everyone-else attitude is prevalent year-round here.

    Sometimes I mentally flip them off, other times yell from my car that they are huge fucking numbnuts, though never face to face.

    Road-ragers and all; not worth confrontations.

    As to food shopping, going to get the last of it done in the next few days and then I don't have to deal with assholes till after the new year :)
  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,579
    More and more people are oblivious to things and their surroundings.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I'm so glad I don't celebrate any thing... Bah humbug.
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  • tempo_n_groovetempo_n_groove Posts: 40,579
    RKCNDY said:

    I'm so glad I don't celebrate any thing... Bah humbug.

    Not even Festivus?
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    tempo_n_groove said:

    More and more people are oblivious to things and their surroundings.

    Scary isn't it? I almost saw a lady get mowed over at Wal-Mart ( shudder) yesterday! Neither the driver NOR pedestrian were paying attention! Both were on their phones!
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    People still leave the house to shop?
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

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  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Empty Glass said:

    People still leave the house to shop?

    Society is a little 'slow'.... so yes. ( myself included).
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    :rofl::rofl:
    Oh please let it rain today.
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  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    Yes sorry I understand this is not news to any of you. Just so very happy it's over.

    I don't go to mall type areas. The only outside shopping do is groceries and I do not go around the first of the month and I go very early.
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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    I take it you don't have to mail any packages...the post office is where the real fun happens.
    ELITIST FUK
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    SD48277 said:

    I take it you don't have to mail any packages...the post office is where the real fun happens.

    I get to enjoy this experience a little later today! Lol gotta love the PO on Christmas week!
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    I just realized my title could be taken more than the way I meant it. I should change it :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    I am a Christmas bitch, does that count? To be fair I am a bitch year round as well. =)
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  • vogonpoetbythelakevogonpoetbythelake Posts: 2,146
    I thought I would see a big litter of puppies!
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,456
    Every time I leave Walmart - which is only like twice a year because fuck that place - but every time I leave the people ahead of me come to a dead fucking stop in the doorway. And it's not like the door is malfunctioning. No, this is after the fucker opens. They stand there, in the open doorway, not moving. Every. Fucking. Time. KEEP WALKING YOU MORON!!
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    HesCalledDyer said:

    Every time I leave Walmart - which is only like twice a year because fuck that place - but every time I leave the people ahead of me come to a dead fucking stop in the doorway. And it's not like the door is malfunctioning. No, this is after the fucker opens. They stand there, in the open doorway, not moving. Every. Fucking. Time. KEEP WALKING YOU MORON!!

    I would keep walking and shove them out of my way with the shopping cart
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    tempo_n_groove said:

    RKCNDY said:

    I'm so glad I don't celebrate any thing... Bah humbug.

    Not even Festivus?
    Does festivus include telling the SO, "I want ______, and it's on sale online right now" and then buying it myself?
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    I saw two complete strangers get into a full-on yelling match because they both wanted the same Christmas card box and there was only one left. Cussing & yelling like idiots with kids around.

    So, I said something to them (with a smile) and shut them both up. Idiots.
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  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    SD48277 said:

    I take it you don't have to mail any packages...the post office is where the real fun happens.

    I get to enjoy this experience a little later today! Lol gotta love the PO on Christmas week!

    And it went rather quickly, and smoothly.. eerie, really..
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    RKCNDY said:

    HesCalledDyer said:

    Every time I leave Walmart - which is only like twice a year because fuck that place - but every time I leave the people ahead of me come to a dead fucking stop in the doorway. And it's not like the door is malfunctioning. No, this is after the fucker opens. They stand there, in the open doorway, not moving. Every. Fucking. Time. KEEP WALKING YOU MORON!!

    I would keep walking and shove them out of my way with the shopping cart
    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I cannot stop laughing! :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
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  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    mfc2006 said:

    I saw two complete strangers get into a full-on yelling match because they both wanted the same Christmas card box and there was only one left. Cussing & yelling like idiots with kids around.

    So, I said something to them (with a smile) and shut them both up. Idiots.

    Seriously. Jokers. Clowns is a popular one these days too :lol:
    Oh please let it rain today.
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    FoxyRedLa said:

    RKCNDY said:

    HesCalledDyer said:

    Every time I leave Walmart - which is only like twice a year because fuck that place - but every time I leave the people ahead of me come to a dead fucking stop in the doorway. And it's not like the door is malfunctioning. No, this is after the fucker opens. They stand there, in the open doorway, not moving. Every. Fucking. Time. KEEP WALKING YOU MORON!!

    I would keep walking and shove them out of my way with the shopping cart
    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    I cannot stop laughing! :lol:
    Costco carts work best, big and sturdy...
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  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    I just laughed my face off. I really needed that laugh!
    Oh please let it rain today.
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  • PJfanwillneverleave1PJfanwillneverleave1 Posts: 12,885
    Only after all purchases are rung in a person then decides to go looking in their purse to look for money to pay.
    What did you think you would have to do after all your items were scanned? It's like they didn't know they would have to pay.
    Have your method of payment ready immediately morons and move along!
  • FoxyRedLaFoxyRedLa Lauren / MI Posts: 4,810
    :lol: so true pj - I get most frustrated with the cashiers that cant figure out coupons
    Oh please let it rain today.
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  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

    Only after all purchases are rung in a person then decides to go looking in their purse to look for money to pay.
    What did you think you would have to do after all your items were scanned? It's like they didn't know they would have to pay.
    Have your method of payment ready immediately morons and move along!

    This aggravates me to no end!
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 38,273
    tempo_n_groove said:

    More and more people are oblivious to things and their surroundings.

    THIS TIMES A THOUSAND. I say this statement to my wife pretty much every time we're in public together.

    I find I am becoming more like George Costanza with each passing day. More bitter. More jaded. Just so sick of no one giving a shit about anything but themselves. Everyone needs to go visit @hedonist, grab some edibles, and chill the fuck out. And be aware of your surroundings and who is there and whose dick you are stepping on.

    GREED GREED GREED.

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  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,848
    Ummmmm ...... maybe call ahead. Hedo has a small place ;).
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