The Golf Thread

Empty Glass said:

I'm beginning to think Eldrick is done

you're just now coming to this realization?

fuck tiger.

JWPearl said:

i hate golf unless your faithfully married

Golf loves you.

Wow, golf on FOX is almost unwatchable. The microphones are not set properly and you can hear every hard breath and grunt from every one of these hack reporters.
It's just awful, It seems like every mic is live at one time, just random dudes talking gibberish.

I am serious, I am not sure how long I can take it.

fuck fox

The Juggler said:

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Cliffy6745 said:

Fucking biblical storms on the way here, the biggest just as we were getting into town. Had to pull over because of hail at one point.

Gonna be a lot of golf played these next couple days.

Some guys off to rough starts. Will
Be interesting

Ah, you're out there? Nice man. Enjoy it. My brother in law has been there since Thursday.

Yessir. Incredible time. Incredible course. So much fun.

Think we saw pretty much every player at some point. Saw the entire course over the 2 days. Spent something like 17 or so hours at the course over 2 days and could have done more but the fuckers stopped selling beer at 6. Set up shop in a couple grandstands and watched a ton of groups come through. Definitely the way to go.

Fucking love the US Open. Every time I go to a golf tournament I say it but attending in person is so much fun. You can get so close to them, it's surreal.

Saw an eagle on 17, ton of birdies on 13 and a few doubles on 3.

Had a little banter with jimmy walker. Sat next to the 12 green for a while yesterday and he was the only guy that went for it. He bombed it and dunked in the the bunker. Paul Casey was making a mess of the hole and walker was standing at most 10 feet from us for like 5 minutes.

Me slightly intoxicated but not obnoxious: "no laying up, baby!"

Walker: "never"

Me: "get this up and in for birdie and show them how it's done"

After he did he looked back with a thumps up, I said "I told you to do that" and he responded "thanks, coach"

Also, always funny to see the lower name European players smoking on the course. Remember that from Merion too. Brooks koepka was talking on his phone walking up the 4th fairway yesterday.

Should be a fun afternoon. Really want DJ to win this but would be happy with Lowry. Seems like an awesome dude. Just like when Americans win outlets national championship

Spieth looks like a miserable prick on the course. Given that I like tiger I can't say much but he is very quickly approaching that territory.

Cliffy6745 said:

Fucking love the pro tracer on every shot

Same here, today is just Jordan's day wow.

Peace

Koepka tearing it up!

This is going to be awesome

DJ on a roll....staying cool and calm as he bombs his drives down the fairways.

Peace

Solo lead!!!!

Aghhhhhhhhhh!!!! Can this happen?!?!