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  • stickfig13stickfig13 Posts: 1,532
    funny story about PJ and pissing....


    I was in London last year for the show at Wembley and I had to piss before the show so I walked toward Wembley Stadium (the huge soccer venue) to see if there was a bathroom. When I got over there I asked a guy in a construction uniform where the can was.

    He replied, "You're not from here are you?"

    I said, "No, I'm from California, USA"

    He replied, "What the fuck.... Don't you people just piss wherever the fuck you want!?


    He let me piss in the construction site! Cheers to that guy!
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  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    don't get so fucking hammered that you have to piss 10 times during a concert...

    It's annoying all you drunk dribbling fucks...up and down, back and forth, throughout the whole show....

    can't you control yourselves???

    it's a concert not a high school party...grow the fuck up

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  • buck502000buck502000 Birthplace of GIBSON guitar Posts: 8,951
    edited February 2016
    Thought it was time to whip this out, with the upcoming tour and all - I would use Mind your manners, especially on night two, if the play two nights in a row. Or Sirens anytime or everytime.
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    even flow...

    I can piss... grab a pretzel... grab a drink... check out anything cool in the venue hallways... and still catch half the song
  • KP_McMinnKP_McMinn West Philadelphia born and raised Posts: 748
    First notes of Even Flow (assuming i have to go). Try to hurry back for the solo if possible.
    I would never, ever leave during Crop duster. Haven t heard that one nearly enough to abandon it.
  • KP_McMinnKP_McMinn West Philadelphia born and raised Posts: 748
    firecrotch23 said:

    youve never heard evenflow until you have heard it from the urinel, it gives a totally different appreciation for the song ;)

    haha!!
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,988
    buck502000 said:

    Thought it was time to whip this out, with the upcoming tour and all - I would use Mind your manners, especially on night two, if the play two nights in a row. Or Sirens anytime or everytime.

    Problem is MYM is so quick
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  • lolobugglolobugg BLUE RDGE MTNS Posts: 8,195
    betterman, but in Cinci I had to leave during Sirens... couldn't wait til that late in the set for Betterman.

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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,764
    If I knew when Yellow Moon was up, that would be an automatic.
    Try not to drink too many beers before so I don't have to piss -- there is no designated piss break song. (Although Even Flow is a good spot)

    BTW, OP, during crop duster I walk up and down the aisle and........dust the crops!
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,591
    I don't have one. If I have to go, I run there and back, and can hear the music while I'm at it. I have seen a lot of people totally ruin shows for themselves by holding it in. I find that very stupid, lol.
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  • kmac1976kmac1976 Posts: 84
    Sirens, Small town.
  • Pantherfan09Pantherfan09 Posts: 25
    sleeping by myself
  • adamg5adamg5 Posts: 803
    Evacuation....hated it
  • vonlupvonlup Indy Posts: 75
    notchjohnson said:

    im usually so drunk i just piss right there in the stands while everyone's so hyped up they dont notice it;/ unfortunately for me, seattle whatever-the-fuck your name is, i dont like to miss what i payed to hear, let alone my favorite band. i came to see them live, not hear their muffled sound in the bathroom. i guess its just a difference in point of view, eh?



    but if i absolutely must go to the bathroom, then ill go during last kiss.

    I tried to pee in a cup at a Clapton show once. Lost the cup. PS, I'm a girl. Lol
  • vonlupvonlup Indy Posts: 75
    release30 said:

    Catheter....I empty it out after the show....

    Omg. I may need an adult diaper.
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,591
    I hope none of you ever try to pee in a cup anywhere near me, because I would call security over and get you kicked out of the show.
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  • wndowpaynewndowpayne Posts: 1,469
    Isn't this what the 2nd beer cup is for.?.just dont drink the warm one
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  • vonlupvonlup Indy Posts: 75
    PJ_Soul said:

    I hope none of you ever try to pee in a cup anywhere near me, because I would call security over and get you kicked out of the show.

    I was 18. I wouldn't do it now.
  • somebodyelsessky2020somebodyelsessky2020 Posts: 1,178
    I always tell myself I AM NOT GOING TO DRINK A LOT TONIGHT very firmly but then the music starts and I lose control of everything. Including being able to hold it. I just can't relax until I piss it out...lol

    Last time in Toronto night one I spent like 240.00 on beers for myself and mixed drinks for my girl. We were both pretty buzzed up. I think I only had 4 beers on night two inside and two or three before the show outside. Having that underground bar right there in the lower section of the ACC is handy but hard on the wallet. I like the nicer bathrooms down there too.

    I usually go during Evenflow, Jeremy or Wishlist but if I gotta go I gotta go whenever. Sirens wasn't available yet or I would have taken a piss and had time to get another set of drinks.

    I am not going to drink a lot this tour. I'm leaving the credit cards at the hotel and taking a limited amount of cash only!
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,591
    I don't drink alcohol at PJ shows solely because it makes me pee probably 4 times during a show, lol. I only drink for shows that I don't REALLY REALLY care about. The party shows, lol.
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  • JB128716JB128716 Posts: 2,064
    Depends.

    See what I did there?
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    I drink AFTER the show nowadays...
  • whofeelslikeadrankwhofeelslikeadrank Posts: 2,702
    my2hands said:

    I drink AFTER the show nowadays...

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  • PearlJamVSPearlJamVS Eastern Ontario Posts: 62
    Lukin... but it has to be a real quick piss.
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  • vonlupvonlup Indy Posts: 75
    My first show
    I plan on getting buzzed before and not peeing for 3 hours. I don't
    JB128716 said:

    Depends.

    See what I did there?

    Lol. Great.
  • seanwonseanwon Posts: 580
    Even Flow, every time, quick piss and a quick beer. And then again as soon as I hear the opening notes of Porch or Rearviewmirror. Usually back before they end. Never leave during the encore sets.
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  • leep75leep75 Posts: 273
    Sirens, Cropduster, Dissident, or EvenFlow
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  • Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,906
    Sirens.
  • Mike's SideMike's Side Posts: 961
    None. Hold it!! I did have to make a mad dash around second set at MSG one time tho
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  • lolobugglolobugg BLUE RDGE MTNS Posts: 8,195
    PJ_Soul said:

    I hope none of you ever try to pee in a cup anywhere near me, because I would call security over and get you kicked out of the show.

    in 1998. I pee'd in a cup on the front row right with a security guard only about 3 feet away. he never knew it because there is the fence between us. only time I have had GA rail at a PJ show. I wasn't gonna give it up.

    PS- Statute of limitations has expired on this crime.

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