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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    I take my piss before they go on or after the show.

    Never missed a song, I enjoy the entire show including Even Flow, Daughter, Small Town, Corduroy, etc...
    PJ- 04/29/2003.06/24,25,27,28,30/2008.10/27,28,30,31/2009
    EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    stickboy wrote:
    I've always felt its a direspect to leave at any point, but thats just me. To each his own
    that's my perspective too, actually now that i think about it, i don't think i've ever gone to the bathroom during any show. except maybe if it was the opening act or at bridge for someone i wasn't too wild about.

    i guess i want to get every penny's worth out of my ticket, i don't want to miss anything! i develop a bladder of steel at PJ shows lol
  • GOSSArDgEEKGOSSArDgEEK Posts: 245
    I'm too afraid to go, I might miss something. Like Stone sucking a cow teet! Damn Stone, you always do the craziest shit when I'm not there to witness it.
    Here’s a question you might need to ask
    What’s self destruction and how can we last?

    "I cannot stop the thought of running in the dark.
    Coming up a which way sign. All good truants must decide."
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  • rockpantsrockpants BC Posts: 838
    Bladder of Steel
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    rockpants wrote:
    Bladder of Steel
    that is me, bitches :D
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    rockpants wrote:
    Bladder of Steel

    BEAUTIFUL post!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • cutzcutz Posts: 12,140
    release30 wrote:
    Catheter....I empty it out after the show....

    LOL!!! LOL!!! I almost pissed myself with laughter on that one. Good one.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cutz wrote:
    LOL!!! LOL!!! I almost pissed myself with laughter on that one. Good one.

    its ok, you can go TO the bathroom, theres no show right now! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    last kiss.
    d'oh!!!!!!

    http://www.myspace.com/brain_of_c
  • indifferentmanindifferentman Goshen, IN Posts: 731
    Last Kiss, my bladder was happy this year. As much as I hate Evenflow otherwise, I can't walk away from a McCready solo during evenflow.
    I won't change direction, and I won't change my mind - E.V.
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  • indifferentmanindifferentman Goshen, IN Posts: 731
    release30 wrote:
    Catheter....I empty it out after the show....

    Actually, they do make these for "non-hospital use" and concerts and sporting events in mind:

    check this out:

    http://www.stadiumpal.com/what-makes-it-work.htm

    I've yet to buy one (what if you have a "malfunction" in the middle of the show and either end of the recepticle leaks?) but it's tempting sometimes.....
    I won't change direction, and I won't change my mind - E.V.
    ____________________________
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    06 Chicago I, 06 Chicago II, 06 Grand Rapids, 07 Lollapalloza, 08 DC, 08 MSG I, 08 MSG II, 08 EV Solo Milwaukee, Chicago I & II 09, Portland 09, Nobelsville 10, Cleveland 10, PJ20 I & II, Wrigley 13, Brooklyn I & II '13, St. Paul 14, Moline 14, Milwaukee 14
  • Pearl Jam_iePearl Jam_ie Posts: 821
    indifferentman wrote:
    Actually, they do make these for "non-hospital use" and concerts and sporting events in mind:

    check this out:

    http://www.stadiumpal.com/what-makes-it-work.htm

    I've yet to buy one (what if you have a "malfunction" in the middle of the show and either end of the recepticle leaks?) but it's tempting sometimes.....

    Too funny, the sizing chart is the best. Wouldn't help much if you had to drop a deuce.

    BTW-If I gotta go, I'll go during Evenflow. It's sucks to miss any song, but it usually lasts long enough so that you don't have to miss any other songs! I can guarantee that I won't be pissing at all during Ed's solo show though!
    "In certain trying circumstances...profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    evenfuckinglongdrumsoloflow
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Left PorchLeft Porch Posts: 846
    indifferentman wrote:
    Actually, they do make these for "non-hospital use" and concerts and sporting events in mind:

    check this out:

    http://www.stadiumpal.com/what-makes-it-work.htm

    I've yet to buy one (what if you have a "malfunction" in the middle of the show and either end of the recepticle leaks?) but it's tempting sometimes.....


    HAHAHA I wonder if I've ever been to a game or a show when the guy sitting next to me was wearing one these. Actually I'd rather not know.
    Uniondale. 2003
    MSG 1+2. 2010
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  • nocode23nocode23 Posts: 411
    For all of you that need to piss during the concert and don't want to miss anything, here's your answer-

    http://www.depend.com/products/products_all.asp?WT.srch=1&WT.mc_id=4583184&iq_id=4583184

    This is especially helpful since some of us are getting on in years.:D
  • pateljampateljam Posts: 340
    During Boom's Solo....
    2000-10-28 San Bernardino
    2003-06-02 Irvine
    2003-10-26 Mountain View-Bridge School
    2006-07-09 Los Angeles
    2006-07-10 Los Angeles
    2006-10-22 Mountain View- Bridge School
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    2009-10-9 San Diego
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    It used to be RVM in 2000.

    that's a crime! they were pumping out some of the best versions of RVM during that tour!


    i prefer to take a leak to evenflow/evacuation/last kiss
  • tcaporaletcaporale Posts: 1,577
    Well, I remember during the Hartford show a bunch of people went to the bathroom during "Even Flow"...one guy in back of me actually referred to it as the quintessential piss-break song. Many people also left during "Jeremy." Obviously these are people that have been to many PJ shows, because the casual fan probably went there hoping to hear some hits.

    One show I was at in '03, I think...lots of people left during "I Am Mine", which I thought was disrespectful, as Riot Act was their newest release at the time and that song obviously being the first single from it.
  • Dark GrinDark Grin Posts: 33
    rearviewmirror. Sorry, can't get into it.
  • MegaphoneWhisperMegaphoneWhisper Posts: 219
    This year it was evenflow.

    Just bad timing and alot of beer!

    My girlfriend went during Wishlist. She is not a big fan of that song.
    Gets up, lights a cigarette he's grown to hate
    Thinking if he can't sleep, how will he ever dream?

    But his heart don't seem to roam......
  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    for me it'd have to be off he goes or long road... if i can't bang my head to it than i might as well pee to it :P
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • tcaporaletcaporale Posts: 1,577
    crazyindigo82 wrote:
    for me it'd have to be off he goes or long road... if i can't bang my head to it than i might as well pee to it :P

    I actually prefer Pearl Jam's more subdued moments to most of their rockers...but I'm like that with most bands...guess I'm a sucker for some melancholy.
  • satansbedbugssatansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,413
    Dark Grin wrote:
    rearviewmirror. Sorry, can't get into it.


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  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    tcaporale wrote:
    I actually prefer Pearl Jam's more subdued moments to most of their rockers...but I'm like that with most bands...guess I'm a sucker for some melancholy.
    S'all good - I love me some melancholy too... footsteps, indiff & hti... i wanna cry everytime... i think we can all relate to that "mood"
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    satansbedbugs wrote:
    Rookie !!
    hahaha :)
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,908
    evenflow
    nothing as it seems
    sleight of hand
    gone
    thumbing my way
  • yokeyoke Posts: 1,440
    If I do have to go during a show, its Last Kiss for me. Most times I don't have to go because I don't drink that much before(just a few).
    Thats a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

    www.seanbrady.net
  • finnanniefinnannie Posts: 1,186
    No bathroom breaks! :)
    Won't let the light escape from me.
    Won't let the darkness swallow me.
  • ishitistinkishitistink Posts: 94
    even flow
  • florence151florence151 Posts: 597
    Most fans I run into use a cathetar.
    Hold On
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