Piss break song

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  • indifferentman
    indifferentman Goshen, IN Posts: 731
    release30 wrote:
    Catheter....I empty it out after the show....

    Actually, they do make these for "non-hospital use" and concerts and sporting events in mind:

    check this out:

    http://www.stadiumpal.com/what-makes-it-work.htm

    I've yet to buy one (what if you have a "malfunction" in the middle of the show and either end of the recepticle leaks?) but it's tempting sometimes.....
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  • Pearl Jam_ie
    Pearl Jam_ie Posts: 821
    Actually, they do make these for "non-hospital use" and concerts and sporting events in mind:

    check this out:

    http://www.stadiumpal.com/what-makes-it-work.htm

    I've yet to buy one (what if you have a "malfunction" in the middle of the show and either end of the recepticle leaks?) but it's tempting sometimes.....

    Too funny, the sizing chart is the best. Wouldn't help much if you had to drop a deuce.

    BTW-If I gotta go, I'll go during Evenflow. It's sucks to miss any song, but it usually lasts long enough so that you don't have to miss any other songs! I can guarantee that I won't be pissing at all during Ed's solo show though!
    "In certain trying circumstances...profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain
  • evenfuckinglongdrumsoloflow
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  • Left Porch
    Left Porch Posts: 846
    Actually, they do make these for "non-hospital use" and concerts and sporting events in mind:

    check this out:

    http://www.stadiumpal.com/what-makes-it-work.htm

    I've yet to buy one (what if you have a "malfunction" in the middle of the show and either end of the recepticle leaks?) but it's tempting sometimes.....


    HAHAHA I wonder if I've ever been to a game or a show when the guy sitting next to me was wearing one these. Actually I'd rather not know.
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  • nocode23
    nocode23 Posts: 411
    For all of you that need to piss during the concert and don't want to miss anything, here's your answer-

    http://www.depend.com/products/products_all.asp?WT.srch=1&WT.mc_id=4583184&iq_id=4583184

    This is especially helpful since some of us are getting on in years.:D
  • pateljam
    pateljam Posts: 340
    During Boom's Solo....
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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    It used to be RVM in 2000.

    that's a crime! they were pumping out some of the best versions of RVM during that tour!


    i prefer to take a leak to evenflow/evacuation/last kiss
  • tcaporale
    tcaporale Posts: 1,577
    Well, I remember during the Hartford show a bunch of people went to the bathroom during "Even Flow"...one guy in back of me actually referred to it as the quintessential piss-break song. Many people also left during "Jeremy." Obviously these are people that have been to many PJ shows, because the casual fan probably went there hoping to hear some hits.

    One show I was at in '03, I think...lots of people left during "I Am Mine", which I thought was disrespectful, as Riot Act was their newest release at the time and that song obviously being the first single from it.
  • Dark Grin
    Dark Grin Posts: 33
    rearviewmirror. Sorry, can't get into it.
  • This year it was evenflow.

    Just bad timing and alot of beer!

    My girlfriend went during Wishlist. She is not a big fan of that song.
    Gets up, lights a cigarette he's grown to hate
    Thinking if he can't sleep, how will he ever dream?

    But his heart don't seem to roam......
  • for me it'd have to be off he goes or long road... if i can't bang my head to it than i might as well pee to it :P
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • tcaporale
    tcaporale Posts: 1,577
    for me it'd have to be off he goes or long road... if i can't bang my head to it than i might as well pee to it :P

    I actually prefer Pearl Jam's more subdued moments to most of their rockers...but I'm like that with most bands...guess I'm a sucker for some melancholy.
  • satansbedbugs
    satansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,413
    Dark Grin wrote:
    rearviewmirror. Sorry, can't get into it.


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  • tcaporale wrote:
    I actually prefer Pearl Jam's more subdued moments to most of their rockers...but I'm like that with most bands...guess I'm a sucker for some melancholy.
    S'all good - I love me some melancholy too... footsteps, indiff & hti... i wanna cry everytime... i think we can all relate to that "mood"
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • Rookie !!
    hahaha :)
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,126
    evenflow
    nothing as it seems
    sleight of hand
    gone
    thumbing my way
  • yoke
    yoke Posts: 1,440
    If I do have to go during a show, its Last Kiss for me. Most times I don't have to go because I don't drink that much before(just a few).
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  • finnannie
    finnannie Posts: 1,186
    No bathroom breaks! :)
    Won't let the light escape from me.
    Won't let the darkness swallow me.
  • even flow
  • florence151
    florence151 Posts: 597
    Most fans I run into use a cathetar.
    Hold On