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  • crazyindigo82crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    florence151 wrote:
    Most fans I run into use a cathetar.
    omg i don't quite know how to reply to that ROFL!!!!!
    Now that's devotion that hurts wayyyy to much for me to even consider!!!!
    Up here so high I start to shake...
    Up here so high the sky I scrape...
    I'm so high I hold just one breath here within my chest...
    Just like my innocence...
  • CapCap Posts: 1
    edited April 2011
    I dont have one.
    Post edited by Cap on
  • AddictedAddicted Posts: 124
    No song bad enough to get me to leave my seat
    hold on to the thread
    the currents will shift
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    i dont pee at a pearl jam concert.
  • turnaroundturnaround Posts: 10
    Evenflow...its played at almost every show. I never thought it was possible, but I played it out long ago, but dont get me wrong, I'd rather listen to it than any other band!!
  • Surf RiderSurf Rider Posts: 813
    Left Porch wrote:
    When you gotta go, you gotta go. What song/songs do you usually take your piss break during at PJ shows. For me it's cropduster, kind of a boring live song, IMO. Interested to see how many people say evenflow.

    I will bet 57 dollars the next PJ concert you go to, they don't play cropduster. Which means whats next on your list.


    I can't imagine not being able to hold off pissing til the end of the concert. Pearl Jam is on stage in front of me performing a song live. And I'm gonna go to the bathroom and step in piss and smell piss and then take a piss. Nope.
  • Joe2TheRevengeJoe2TheRevenge Posts: 904
    Left Porch wrote:
    When you gotta go, you gotta go. What song/songs do you usually take your piss break during at PJ shows. For me it's cropduster, kind of a boring live song, IMO. Interested to see how many people say evenflow.

    3 words.

    LOVE. BOAT. CAPTAIN.

    Booooooooooooooring.
    You can't spell "dumb" without DMB
  • 88keys88keys Posts: 151
    Wishlist... for some reason, I just can't get into that one.
    Camden 8/28/1998; Jones Beach 8/24/2000; Camden 9/1/2000; Camden 9/2/2000; Albany 4/29/2003; New York 7/8/2003; Vancouver 9/2/2005; Atlantic City 10/1/2005; Albany 5/12/2006; E. Rutherford 6/1/2006; E. Rutherford 6/3/2006; New York 6/24/2008; New York 6/25/2008; New York 5/20/2010
  • Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    Usually I can wait until an encore break...Rule one, find the closest bathroom before getting to seat....make a quick break as soon as I realize that they are breaking...and it's possible cause its Pearl Jam, not as many girls as guys.....The mens room always has a much bigger line.:)
    Thank you fellow 10 clubber for saving my ass....again!!!
  • kittykat416kittykat416 Posts: 180
    nocode23 wrote:
    For all of you that need to piss during the concert and don't want to miss anything, here's your answer-

    http://www.depend.com/products/products_all.asp?WT.srch=1&WT.mc_id=4583184&iq_id=4583184

    This is especially helpful since some of us are getting on in years.:D

    For GA, I never leave my spot; but I think I may have to seriously consider the above for my next GA - not for a full-out piss, but just to help with the leaks when I'm jumping up and down non-stop for 2-3 hours with a full bladder!! I usually try to avoid drinking much in the way of fluids as the show approaches (and carefully time the last piss break as close to show start, but still be able to reclaim my GA spot without pissing too many people off). But it's a delicate balance between dehydration with all the jumping up and down and keeping the bladder empty....

    For reserved seats, I would avoid piss breaks, but if I had to go, I'd wait for the encore break.....

    It always surprises me how I can go an entire 8 or 9 hours at work and never go to the bathroom (I think I just forget to go), but somehow as soon as I'm in a concert, I need to go every 2 hours... :(
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    <font color="red"> So much music, so little time.... </font>
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Joe2TheRevenge wrote:
    3 words.

    LOVE. BOAT. CAPTAIN.

    Booooooooooooooring.

    damn. Boom gets NO LOVE!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • JTRJTR Posts: 347
    Off He Goes
  • firecrotch23firecrotch23 Posts: 586
    youve never heard evenflow until you have heard it from the urinel, it gives a totally different appreciation for the song ;)
    Small my table, seats just 3, its not crowded, its just lucky me
  • releesemereleeseme Posts: 387
    the longest song title in the PJ catelogue
    8-20-92 \ 6-16-08
    10-4-96 \ 5-6-10
    9-6-98 \ 5-7-10
    4-19-03 \ 9-22-12
    10-6-04 \ 7-19-13
    6-24-06 \ 12-6-13
    10-1-14 \ 4-16-16
    \ 4-26-16 \
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    JTR wrote:
    Off He Goes

    This is kind of funny, especially if you are a man.
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • whichwaysignwhichwaysign Posts: 229
    Left Porch wrote:
    When you gotta go, you gotta go. What song/songs do you usually take your piss break during at PJ shows. For me it's cropduster, kind of a boring live song, IMO. Interested to see how many people say evenflow.


    guess you don't piss that often nowadays
    sorry if this has already posted
    'I'm like an opening band for the sun'
  • Gonzo1977Gonzo1977 Posts: 1,696
    I don't want to miss a single minute...So that's why I wear a wet suit to every single Pearl Jam show.

    When the urge hits...I just let it flow baby.
  • Left PorchLeft Porch Posts: 846
    PJAMEDVED wrote:
    I will bet 57 dollars the next PJ concert you go to, they don't play cropduster. Which means whats next on your list.


    I can't imagine not being able to hold off pissing til the end of the concert. Pearl Jam is on stage in front of me performing a song live. And I'm gonna go to the bathroom and step in piss and smell piss and then take a piss. Nope.

    Of the 3 shows I've been to I've heard cropduster at 2 of them so I hope you're right haha. Anyway I'm not all about piss breaks or anything, just sometimes it's necessary when you've consumed lots of alcohol before/during the show. I got a weak bladder, what do you want me to do?
    Uniondale. 2003
    MSG 1+2. 2010
    Wrigley. Brooklyn 2. Hartford. 2013
    St. Louis. Denver. 2014
    Global Citizens Festival. 2015
    MSG 2. Fenway 2. Wrigley 1. 2016
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  • FatalFatal Posts: 821
    For me...none. I've thankfully never had to take a piss break during a PJ show.

    However at MSG, it was almost embarassing how many people bolted when the band started into Even Flow.
    Shows: Montreal 98, Barrie 98, Montreal 00, Montreal 03, Montreal 05, Ottawa 05, Toronto 06, Vancouver Night 1 08 (EV), Vancouver Night 2 08 (EV), MSG1 08, MSG2 08, Montreal Night 2 08 (EV), Toronto Night 1 08 (EV), Toronto 09, Hartford 11 (EV), Ottawa 11, Ottawa 16, Ottawa 22.


  • crjb1978crjb1978 Posts: 54
    I am a grown man and don't need a piss break. I can actually hold it till the end of the show....like a man would do. Piss break song.....hahaha
  • gregkitefangregkitefan Posts: 1,121
    Even Flow
    Small Town
    Wishlist
    Dissident
    Jeremy
    Do The Evolution
    Daughter

    Any of those would do.
    They are all usually in the main set.
    I've heard each song about a billion times.
    I never piss once the encores start.
    38
  • TaftTaft Posts: 457
    Evenflow....5 times this tour I managed to go to the bathroom and get a couple of beers and get back to my seats before the song ended.
  • gusturtlegusturtle Posts: 443
    nothing as it seems.

    but it's more a #2 song than a #1 song, if you catch my drift.
  • 5against1-5against1- Posts: 1,101
    I just piss in cups:)
    honestly jeremy is a big one, even flow
    This too shall pass.....
  • jmcjcjmcjc Posts: 90
    NAIS

    by the way, a true female fan wont leave ! it will take 3 songs even with mike's screamin' solos to get thru the line. not to be rude.... i'm just sayin...

    sacramento , 10/30/00
    - bridge schools-
    san francisco, 7/15/06
    (berkley #1 - 4/7/08)- Ed tour
    universal city, 2009
    (oakland #1- 7/11/11) -Ed tour
  • Jeremys SpokenJeremys Spoken Posts: 7,578
    None. I go to see the concert, be prepared before hand. Dont drink too much.
    2008 - MSG 6/24-6/25
    2010 - Newark 5/18 MSG 5/21
    2011 - PJ20 9/3-9/4
    2012 - MIA Festival 9/2
    2013 - Wrigley Field 7/19 Brooklyn 10/18-10/19 Philly 10/22
    2015 - Colbert show - 9/23 Global Citizens Festival 9/26
    2016 - Philly 4/28-4/29 MSG 5/1-5/2



  • 3inputchick3inputchick Posts: 845
    releeseme wrote:
    the longest song title in the PJ catelogue
    me too!
    I just wanna scream.... HELLO bathroom!
    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
  • rollingstone423rollingstone423 Posts: 485
    1. Jeremy
    2. Even Flow
    3. Elderly Woman
    8/25/00NY, 9/1/00NJ, 4/30/03NY, 7/2&3/03MSG, 7/14/03NJ, 10/13/04 EdW/Boss, 9/24&25/05 St Johns, 5/13/06CT, 5/27&28/06NJ, 6/1/06NJ, 6/3/06NJ, 6/24/06 OH, 7/15-16/06CA, Lolla07, DC, MSGx2, MA1, ED SOLO NYC1&2!
  • FatalFatal Posts: 821
    gregkitefan wrote:
    Even Flow
    Small Town
    Wishlist
    Dissident
    Jeremy
    Do The Evolution
    Daughter

    OK most of those i get...but Do The Evolution???
    Shows: Montreal 98, Barrie 98, Montreal 00, Montreal 03, Montreal 05, Ottawa 05, Toronto 06, Vancouver Night 1 08 (EV), Vancouver Night 2 08 (EV), MSG1 08, MSG2 08, Montreal Night 2 08 (EV), Toronto Night 1 08 (EV), Toronto 09, Hartford 11 (EV), Ottawa 11, Ottawa 16, Ottawa 22.


  • JTRJTR Posts: 347
    Really, I just piss in me pants. Feels warm all over.
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