Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

deadendp said:

I have a degenerate story that involves breasts. Anyone interested?

deadendp said:

I can't tell what your response is Empty. . .

Gah gah oooo oooo

Yes

This lady came into the gallery with her sister. She was walking around talking very loudly on the phone something about how she was having hot flash and she could just shove her face into the AC vent.

She's off the phone, walking around telling me about how she is having an incredible hot flash and she wished that she could stand on the vent. Told her to have at it. No problem. There are three in the store and to help herself. Well, she took that literally.

She and her sister went through the whole place, found a bunch of stuff to buy and came back to the counter in my part of the store. She stands there with her (Ani, be proud because I couldn't help but to pay attention) at least D cups nearly falling out of her deep v neck shirt telling me about how she had battled breast cancer, was on meds, is post menopausal . . .

She then goes to stand on the vent and . . .

. . . wait for it . . .

LIFTS UP HER SHIRT AND KEEPS FLAPPING IT UP AND DOWN TO GET THE AIR CONDITIONED AIR DIRECTLY ON HER SKIN!

Now, I will tell you that she did have a bra on. I will tell you that unlike me, she was not wearing a camisole.

This shirt is flapping up and down in a way that a toddler girl will do in the summer. She's yelling to me past all this flapping saying, "I'm post menopausal! I'm post menopausal." "Um, I don't know that you are post quite as yet."

There was a lot of flesh hanging out there. She kept flipping her shirt so high that I saw her entire midsection and the bottom of her bra. My coworker was given even more of an eyeful-- she could tell me that it was a Harley Davidson branded bra. She said that the lady kept lifting her shirt.

After she got herself off the vent, she decided to pull her shirt up-- again-- and show us the tattoo that she got that matches her daughter's tattoo.

The funny thing is that I don't believe her sister thought there was anything wrong with it.

Nice!

Not gonna lie, I've hovered over an ac vent with loose gym shorts on.

But I'm sure that you haven't dropped your shorts in the middle of an art gallery. Well, maybe you have . . .

I think that may have been where she was at. Wow.

Hobbes, You nailed that description!

But you said they bought a bunch of stuff, right?
I think the old biker broad sounds like a degenerate. I like her!

I can promise that she'll definitely flash some flesh. Get a little booze in her and my guess is that it will ALL be coming off.

I used to live by one of the biggest casinos in the state, they had those floor vents with the A/C blowing up. During the hot summers, I would wear a maxi dress, go to the casino, and stand over them...not quite Marilyn Monroe moment, but it felt nice.
They had a good buffet there too.