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  • Paige
    Paige Posts: 365
    The Rolling Stones named themselves after Stone Gossard's "Alive" riff. (It involved a time machine -- first tested out by Stone Gossard, of course, "Back to the Future" was loosely based on Stone Gossard's true story, but that's another tale.)
  • Paige
    Paige Posts: 365
    Stone Mountain was originally supposed to be Georgia's tribute to Stone Gossard a la Mt. Rushmore ... but the artist didn't think he could do Stone Gossard justice and quit, so it's just a mountain with a cool name.
  • Big Bank Hank
    Big Bank Hank Seattle, WA Posts: 8,639
    Stone Gossard can make time stand still
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  • Paige
    Paige Posts: 365
    Big Bank Hank said:

    Stone Gossard can make time stand still
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    ... and time can't make Stone Gossard stand still. :)
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Stone Gossard wrote the power up produce that brought Apollo 13 back to earth.
  • Big Bank Hank
    Big Bank Hank Seattle, WA Posts: 8,639
    Stone Gossard is a Stone Cold Pimp
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  • papa_pearls_jam.pj20
    papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Big Bank Hank said:

    Stone Gossard is a Stone Cold Pimp
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    The suit worn by Stone Gossard in this picture is currently being displayed in the Smithsonian Institution, "Stone Cold Pimp" wing.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
  • Sarah
    Sarah Toronto Posts: 736
    Posted elsewhere by yours truly in January 2001. I'm resurrecting it for my buddy Paige here. She'll get the references...

    01-28-2001, 11:34 PM
    ... We all know Stoney is The Man. So here they are, the TOP 25 REASONS WHY I LOVE STONE GOSSARD:

    1. He has the coolest name ever.
    2. He can change his looks dramatically over the years and still be a total hottie.
    3. He kept a toy cow on his amp.
    4. Two words: alternate tunings!
    5. He's a "funny city rock guy with a Marshall." /images/wink.gif
    6. Brad rocks!
    7. He's a Seattle lifer.
    8. Loosegroove!
    9. He's a member of JAMPAC.
    10. He makes it cool to be a dork.
    11. He's absolutely fuckin' hysterical in interviews.
    12. By that same token, he's very articulate, which is refreshing in the world of rock.
    13. He met Chewy.
    14. Nobody should look that good in plaid pants.
    15. He has better pecs than you'd think he would (See the "Oceans" video for evidence).
    16. He played peacemaker whenever Jeff would fight with Mark Arm and Greg Gilmore in Green River and Mother Love Bone, respectively.
    17. He's written the music to tons of amazing tunes.
    18. Seven reasons in one: "Mankind", "Of The Girl", "Thin Air", "Rival", "All Those Yesterdays", "No Way", and "Strangest Tribe."
    19. He sings lead on "Mankind" and totally kicks ass in doing so, especially live.
    20. He was in "Singles."
    21. His left-brain tendencies balance Jeff's right-brain tendencies, and Stone STILL is creative as hell.
    22. He has a twin sis named Star.
    23. Rhythm guitarists don't get enough credit to begin with, and he is the best of the bunch.
    24. He founded the greatest band in the world!!!
    25. Paige loves him.
    --------------------------------------------------

    "What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "STV".
    "Somewhere in between / There and here / I got lost / I got scared..."
  • OMGkatwoman
    OMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    Stone Gossard can get a Whopper at Mcdonald's
  • pledgeagrievance
    pledgeagrievance Posts: 2,874
    Stone Gossard can fart in front of his wife, and she doesn't care
  • Stickman12
    Stickman12 Posts: 504
    The sun waits for Stone to wake up before rising.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard already owns Star Wars: Episode VII on 3D BlueRay and has watched it more than 10 times.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,724
    Stone gossard wrote fatal and is epic good
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • EB218946
    EB218946 Posts: 4,011
    Stone thought Paul McCartney would be a "good fit" for the Beatles.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard can do a 7 minute workout in under 5 minutes.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • green_girl
    green_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard challenged Eddie Vedder to a Vitalogy lip sync battle — and won.
  • green_girl
    green_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard's PlayDoh never dries out.
  • HesCalledDyer
    HesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,491
    Stone Gossard can cook minute rice in 45 seconds.
    Star Lake 00 / Pittsburgh 03 / State College 03 / Bristow 03 / Cleveland 06 / Camden II 06 / DC 08 / Pittsburgh 13 / Baltimore 13 / Charlottesville 13 / Cincinnati 14 / St. Paul 14 / Hampton 16 / Wrigley I 16 / Wrigley II 16 / Baltimore 20 / Camden 22 / Baltimore 24 / Raleigh I 25 / Raleigh II 25 / Pittsburgh I 25
  • 23scidoo
    23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 19,948
    Devil has sold his soul to Stone..
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,907
    when his wife told Stone to rock the baby to sleep Stone took out his guitar and played Do the Evolution

    the Cosmo Kramer character on Seinfeld was based on Stone Gossard

    Stone Gossard really does have brass balls

    Stone still ranks 'fartsmakemegiggle' as the greatest screen name in 10 Club history

    Stone Gossard will only play poker hands that include the 10 of clubs.

    Amazon originally named Amazon Prime as Amazon Stone Gossard

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