Stone Gossard...

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Stone once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds.



I feel like that line has been used before. It's been a while for me in this thread, so forgive me if it has.

EB218946

Stone sold his patent for the Cotten gin to Eli Whitney.

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EB218946 said:

Stone sold his patent for the Cotten gin to Eli Whitney.

That is a myth. Stone gave the patent to Eli Whitney. Stone was already rich beyond his wildest dreams when he invented the cotton gin.

23scidoo

Stone knows where is the El Dorado..

HesCalledDyer

Ask not what Stone Gossard can do for you, ask what you can do for Stone Gossard.

2-feign-reluctance

Stone Gossard is ready made.

Pearl34Jam

When the Pope comes to New York City this week, thousands of people will be lined up to see Stone Gossard instead...

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Pearl34Jam said:

When the Pope comes to New York City this week, thousands of people will be lined up to see Stone Gossard instead...

Good one.

pjhawks

Pearl34Jam said:

When the Pope comes to New York City this week, thousands of people will be lined up to see Stone Gossard instead...

when the Pope comes to town he won't bless Stone Gossard but Stone Gossard will bless the Pope

HesCalledDyer

Stone Gossard is a flipper.

green_girl

In honor of Pearl Jam's visit to NYC, the Pope's penance for sinners is now ten Hail Stoneys and twelve Our Gossards.

cameramoonstone

The Super Moon came out to look for Stone Gossard tonight, and the eclipse is really bummed it has to go on after Stone's RITFW solo last night.

2-feign-reluctance

Stone hates The Transformers & $1k posters.

23scidoo

2-feign-reluctance said:

Stone hates The Transformers & $1k posters.

yes he does..lol

buck502000

Stone made up his own name before he was born

ikiT

Stone Gossard's fantasy football draft always includes JAKE STONEBURNER, tight end Miami Dolphins.

rollings

Stone Gossard in Latin is Rock Lobster

Pearl34Jam

Stone Gossard was the one who didn't wave back to Eddie on the porch and hopes that he never finds out about it

Walking the miles

Dude, Stone knows where your car is

cameramoonstone

The 2016 tour isn't happening until Stone says it is.