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Stone Gossard...

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    23scidoo23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 18,493
    Stone has a country house on the dark side of the moon
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
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    GillycwGillycw Sydney Posts: 524
    Stone Gossard sees white,gold,blue & black all at once
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    TalonTeddTalonTedd Toronto Posts: 835
    Stone is an usher at Spock's funeral. LLAP
    I remember when, yeah. I swore I knew everything, oh yeah.
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    23scidoo23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 18,493
    Stone has full access in Area 51
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Lol, that's great
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard is Mama Celeste's boy toy.
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    PJ212PJ212 Posts: 811
    Stone Gossard knows exactly how long to toast the rice in order to make the perfect risotto.
    2000: CLT, Greensboro, 2003: MSG 1 & 2, 2008: MSG 1 & 2, 2009: LA 2 & 3, 2011: Vancouver, 2012: Missoula, 2013: Wrigley, Brooklyn 1 & 2, Voodoo, SD, LA 1 & 2, OAK, PDX, Vancouver, SEA, 2014: Cincy, ACL1, Tulsa, Lincoln, Memphis, Moline, St. Paul, MKE, DEN, Bridge 1 & 2, 2015: GCF, Mexico City, 2016: FLL, MIA, TPA, Greenville, Hampton, Columbia, MSG 1 & 2, Bonnaroo, Telluride, Fenway 1 & 2, Wrigley 1 & 2, 2017: ROHF, 2018: Padova, Rome, Prague, Seattle 1 & 2, Missoula, Wrigley 1
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931
    Stone Gossard does not spring forward, nor does he fall back.
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,418
    When sliced bread was invented, everyone said "This is the greatest thing until Stone Gossard."
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    juddboz80juddboz80 Posts: 2,141
    Murphy's law does not pertain to Stone Gossard, but if it breaks stone can fix it!
    Cant buy what i want cause its free....
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is the reason for the season.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    green_girlgreen_girl Posts: 931

    When sliced bread was invented, everyone said "This is the greatest thing until Stone Gossard."

    Brilliant.
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    EB218946EB218946 Posts: 3,826
    Stone coined the phrase "blue balls"
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    HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 35,819
    If Stone got banned, Kat's avatar would change.
    Flight Risk out NOW!

    www.headstonesband.com




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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    When Stone Gossard got his first guitar, there was already a production line making picks for him.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard has his own personal express line at the grocery store.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    23scidoo23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 18,493
    Stone was the first guy who said to Agent Mulder where is the truth..
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
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    EB218946EB218946 Posts: 3,826
    Stone needs to write another mind blowing albumn for Pear Jam.
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142
    Stone Gossard takes it to the limit...one more time.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,822
    Stone Gossard didn't get a Benny in the RSD mystery vinyl sale, but he's cool with it.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
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    PaigePaige Posts: 365
    The Rolling Stones named themselves after Stone Gossard's "Alive" riff. (It involved a time machine -- first tested out by Stone Gossard, of course, "Back to the Future" was loosely based on Stone Gossard's true story, but that's another tale.)
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    PaigePaige Posts: 365
    Stone Mountain was originally supposed to be Georgia's tribute to Stone Gossard a la Mt. Rushmore ... but the artist didn't think he could do Stone Gossard justice and quit, so it's just a mountain with a cool name.
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    Big Bank HankBig Bank Hank Seattle, WA Posts: 8,639
    Stone Gossard can make time stand still
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    PaigePaige Posts: 365

    Stone Gossard can make time stand still
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    ... and time can't make Stone Gossard stand still. :)
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Stone Gossard wrote the power up produce that brought Apollo 13 back to earth.
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    Big Bank HankBig Bank Hank Seattle, WA Posts: 8,639
    Stone Gossard is a Stone Cold Pimp
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    papa_pearls_jam.pj20papa_pearls_jam.pj20 Chicago USA Posts: 2,142

    Stone Gossard is a Stone Cold Pimp
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    The suit worn by Stone Gossard in this picture is currently being displayed in the Smithsonian Institution, "Stone Cold Pimp" wing.
    Posimists. Fuck the pessimists...fuck'em.
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    SarahSarah Toronto Posts: 736
    Posted elsewhere by yours truly in January 2001. I'm resurrecting it for my buddy Paige here. She'll get the references...

    01-28-2001, 11:34 PM
    ... We all know Stoney is The Man. So here they are, the TOP 25 REASONS WHY I LOVE STONE GOSSARD:

    1. He has the coolest name ever.
    2. He can change his looks dramatically over the years and still be a total hottie.
    3. He kept a toy cow on his amp.
    4. Two words: alternate tunings!
    5. He's a "funny city rock guy with a Marshall." /images/wink.gif
    6. Brad rocks!
    7. He's a Seattle lifer.
    8. Loosegroove!
    9. He's a member of JAMPAC.
    10. He makes it cool to be a dork.
    11. He's absolutely fuckin' hysterical in interviews.
    12. By that same token, he's very articulate, which is refreshing in the world of rock.
    13. He met Chewy.
    14. Nobody should look that good in plaid pants.
    15. He has better pecs than you'd think he would (See the "Oceans" video for evidence).
    16. He played peacemaker whenever Jeff would fight with Mark Arm and Greg Gilmore in Green River and Mother Love Bone, respectively.
    17. He's written the music to tons of amazing tunes.
    18. Seven reasons in one: "Mankind", "Of The Girl", "Thin Air", "Rival", "All Those Yesterdays", "No Way", and "Strangest Tribe."
    19. He sings lead on "Mankind" and totally kicks ass in doing so, especially live.
    20. He was in "Singles."
    21. His left-brain tendencies balance Jeff's right-brain tendencies, and Stone STILL is creative as hell.
    22. He has a twin sis named Star.
    23. Rhythm guitarists don't get enough credit to begin with, and he is the best of the bunch.
    24. He founded the greatest band in the world!!!
    25. Paige loves him.
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    "What is a million people...listening...to your music?" - JA, "STV".
    "Somewhere in between / There and here / I got lost / I got scared..."
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    OMGkatwomanOMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    Stone Gossard can get a Whopper at Mcdonald's
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    pledgeagrievancepledgeagrievance Posts: 2,804
    Stone Gossard can fart in front of his wife, and she doesn't care
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