Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

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  • cdysinge said:

    Can't we come up with some better than donkey hole. It just doesn't feel right typing it. Bum hole maybe? Something is got to be better than donkey hole.

    How about

    holyass
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Personally I'm a fan of RKCNDY's play on words from the M/F Ratio thread.
    RKCNDY said:

    deadendp said:

    imalive said:

    Which one am I?

    you're that word we can't say anymore.

    :nuh_uh: Shhh.
    Does it have to do with Ash in a hole?
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    PJSiren said:

    I hate craigslist people!!!

    Yeah I want to sell my electric cat box, but the Craigslist breed freak me out!!
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,622
    PJSiren said:

    I hate craigslist people!!!

    Two new very important announcements regarding Degenerate-A-Palooza: First, festival organizers have been working very diligently with their insurance carrier to bring you the CraigsList Swap tent, which will be located on the northwest corner of the grounds. Just bring the item you have advertised for sale or trade on Craig's List to the show and tell your Craig's. List creep to meet you there with the cash or goods. BitCoin ATMs will be provided and chances are great that the degenerate you're supposed to meet or want to do business with was going to the show anyway. Possessions can be left up to 48 hours after the last note is played for pickup but management assumes no risk as to condition of items left. The second is that there will be a healing revival tent on the southeast corner of the festival grounds near the charging stations and designated yak buckets. There will be faith healers, snake whisperers, jacket throwing caster outers and space for quiet reflection. Rumor has it that a crappy, natty bathrobe wearing, litter box smelling fella might have a special box set up for confessional. Come one, come all, all are welcome.
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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    So you're telling me I have to walk from the NW corner of the compound to the SE corner to reflect quietly as to why I just bought someone else's crap. Hmmm. Will there be golf cart or segue rentals for us degenerates?
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,622
    Sorry but our insurance carrier wont allow motorized vehicles inside the festival grounds but for the headlining acts pope mobile like vehicle. However, there will be two lines of volunteers offering piggy back rides for those degenerates to lazy to walk from one tent to the other. One of which will be clothing optional so be sure to get in the line you feel most comfortable in.
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013

    Personally I'm a fan of RKCNDY's play on words from the M/F Ratio thread.

    RKCNDY said:

    deadendp said:

    imalive said:

    Which one am I?

    you're that word we can't say anymore.

    :nuh_uh: Shhh.
    Does it have to do with Ash in a hole?
    Can I say ash hole? I mean, it's just a hole filled with ash...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329

    PJSiren said:

    I hate craigslist people!!!

    Yeah I want to sell my electric cat box, but the Craigslist breed freak me out!!
    What is an electric cat box?
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,866
    You had me at electric cat


    What about stinkhole? Mud pit? Dirthole? Starfish? Balloon knot? Turd cutter?
    Wait what is wrong with good old ahole?
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790

    You had me at electric cat


    What about stinkhole? Mud pit? Dirthole? Starfish? Balloon knot? Turd cutter?
    Wait what is wrong with good old ahole?

    Chocolate startfish. I think that might be the one. Thank you.

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    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    Brown eye?
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,866

    Brown eye?

    My basketball coach in high school loved that one.
    In practice one day we were doing rebounding drills and he said "Box out, Box out! Use your Brown Eye!"
    I raised my hand and said "Coach, I wipe, I have a Red Eye."
    His response?
    "Start Running"
    :rage:
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329

    Brown eye?

    My basketball coach in high school loved that one.
    In practice one day we were doing rebounding drills and he said "Box out, Box out! Use your Brown Eye!"
    I raised my hand and said "Coach, I wipe, I have a Red Eye."
    His response?
    "Start Running"
    :rage:
    :rofl:

    Guess the girl in the Van Morrison song didn't wipe
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Brown eye?

    My basketball coach in high school loved that one.
    In practice one day we were doing rebounding drills and he said "Box out, Box out! Use your Brown Eye!"
    I raised my hand and said "Coach, I wipe, I have a Red Eye."
    His response?
    "Start Running"
    :rage:
    :rofl:

    Guess the girl in the Van Morrison song didn't wipe
    Soooooo glad I poked my head in here to see what's going on...
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    We got off topic...

    Electric cat box?
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013

    We got off topic...

    Electric cat box?

    It zaps the cat if he jumps out too soon...right in the pink eye.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Empty Glass
    Empty Glass In Rob's shed Posts: 12,329
    RKCNDY said:

    We got off topic...

    Electric cat box?

    It zaps the cat if he jumps out too soon...right in the pink eye.
    :rofl: x 10
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,866
    RKCNDY said:

    We got off topic...

    Electric cat box?

    It zaps the cat if he jumps out too soon...right in the pink eye.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHYiyv68q2o
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527

    PJSiren said:

    I hate craigslist people!!!

    Yeah I want to sell my electric cat box, but the Craigslist breed freak me out!!
    What is an electric cat box?
    It's a litter box with an electric rake that scoops out the crap, literaly, into a Cannister with carbon filters. It never goes off until the cat is out of the box for ten minutes.. Then all you have to do is change out litter, and empty the canisters. They're a lifesaver, when cats USE them.. This new cat, HATES it.. So I have to scoop poop.. ( Thanks Scooter!!) but the cat box is worth 150.00 new. So I figure at least 60.00 for it used.. But Craigs List is scary..
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    RKCNDY said:

    We got off topic...

    Electric cat box?

    It zaps the cat if he jumps out too soon...right in the pink eye.
    Maybe THAT'S why he won't use it!!