The OFFi-Cal I.D.G.A.F.A........

RKCNDY said:

The whole 50 shades of grey freakout...the books, the movie...and no IMAX, I don't want to see it on the jumbo screen.

Cinema chains across America have reportedly taken drastic measures to preserve the upholstery of the seats in their screens ahead of next week’s long-awaited release of 50 Shades Of Grey.

Based on the best-selling novel by British author E.L. James, 50 Shades Of Grey tells the story of a young woman’s journey into the world of kinky sex after she begins working for bondage enthusiast Christian Grey. With a budget of $40 million, mostly spent on nipple clamps and whips, the movie adaptation will be released on the 13th of February starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.

Given the popularity of the property among women aged 18-to-dead, cinema owners are expecting a huge turnout on opening weekend, as sexually frustrated wives and girlfriends rush to see the erotically charged pages of their favourite novel come to life onscreen.

In a bid to curb an expensive cleanup following each screening, management at cinemas have begun fitting wipeable plastic covers to theatre seating where the saucy new movie will be shown.

“We went out and we bought up thousands of seat covers at a discounted price,” said Steven Brennan, spokesperson for the OmniScreen chain of cinemas.

“It’ll cut down on the amount of time we have to spend shampooing the seats after each viewing, and having to wait for them to dry. Our teams will be able to run in with a couple of chamois cloths and have the screen ready for the next showing in minutes”.

As pre-sales for the movie continue to break records, many boyfriends have admitted that they consider having to sit through 50 Shades of Grey to be the ultimate in BDSM torture.

hedonist said:

The Onion?


I feel for the poor guys who'll be dragged to see this "film".

No...I'm not making that up.

http://www.thehits.co.nz/stace-and-flynny/cinemas-buy-plastic-seat-covers-for-50-shades-of-grey-release/

And I quote "you dragged me to Draft Day,and made me sit thru that boring shit so consider it payback.So fuck yeah Your taking me and trust me you will enjoy it"

The good old snail trail issue. That is funny.

Did you see the stupid bear company that does all the different teddy bears for valentines day has a 50 shades teddy bear. I wonder if it comes with batteries or those have to be purchased separately.

IDGAFA Fabio.

hedonist said:

imalive said:

IDGAFA Fabio.

He seems like a good sport; from what I've seen, he pokes fun at himself at being the dreamy hair-flowing romance novel guy.

(plus, who else can say they've been hit by a goose while on a roller coaster?)

That is one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen. Where is Fabio these days anyway? Does he still do romance novel covers?

Just noticed, cheese in the forefront!

hedonist said:

Just noticed, cheese in the forefront!

Ah Hedo,I believe that tasty cheese probably tastes a little more like soap.

RKCNDY said:

rr165892 said:

hedonist said:

The Onion?


I feel for the poor guys who'll be dragged to see this "film".

Yeah about that........,,,

essentially, it's just soft core that makes women feel like it's 'okay' to watch/read without embarrassment. They could probably find the same stuff on HBO or Showtime...or in one of those books with Fabio on the cover.

With 2 adult girls,A wife and 5 ladies in my office trust me I'm well aware of what it is.

Mrs RR jokes that it's so popular because a lot of the prude women who dnot/haven't experienced any other adult entertainment can now find an excuse to get a frisky with this one.She says its just a dirty Cinderella/Pretty Women concept basically.
It makes senses to me.
On que last night the Christian freedom police took to the airwaves knocking the violence to women /smut aspect.(Reminded me of Tipper Gore and the labels on albums in the 80s)

It is my understanding that there is no "unwanted" violence and they just like getting a little freaky.