The OFFi-Cal I.D.G.A.F.A........

PJSiren

HesCalledDyer said:

Definitely NOT directed towards anyone in here! Plus I only have Instagram anyway.

LMAO...what about the people who fill your IG with their kids and their kids are not cute....or doing anything cute even....that really pisses me off....LMAO! I have a former corworker, with about the 3 homeliest kids I've ever seen and she posts pics of them doing the most mundane shit....

SD48277

PJSiren said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Definitely NOT directed towards anyone in here! Plus I only have Instagram anyway.

LMAO...what about the people who fill your IG with their kids and their kids are not cute....or doing anything cute even....that really pisses me off....LMAO! I have a former corworker, with about the 3 homeliest kids I've ever seen and she posts pics of them doing the most mundane shit....

This last line just makes me laugh.

PJSiren

SD48277 said:

PJSiren said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Definitely NOT directed towards anyone in here! Plus I only have Instagram anyway.

LMAO...what about the people who fill your IG with their kids and their kids are not cute....or doing anything cute even....that really pisses me off....LMAO! I have a former corworker, with about the 3 homeliest kids I've ever seen and she posts pics of them doing the most mundane shit....

This last line just makes me laugh.

Glad I made someone laugh, thought I might offend someone with that...

HesCalledDyer

PJSiren said:

SD48277 said:

PJSiren said:

HesCalledDyer said:

Definitely NOT directed towards anyone in here! Plus I only have Instagram anyway.

LMAO...what about the people who fill your IG with their kids and their kids are not cute....or doing anything cute even....that really pisses me off....LMAO! I have a former corworker, with about the 3 homeliest kids I've ever seen and she posts pics of them doing the most mundane shit....

This last line just makes me laugh.

Glad I made someone laugh, thought I might offend someone with that...

I guess I'm lucky in that respect. Most of my friends somehow have cute kids. And I really don't mind pics every now and then. It's just that when EVERY picture is a selfie, a gym selfie, your kids, or your plate... like, fuck, give me a sunrise or some funny graffiti every once in a while, ya know!?!

Empty Glass

imalive said:

HesCalledDyer said:

IDGAF about your god damn children, what you ate for dinner, or what you look like in front of a fucking gym mirror. Stop clogging my social media with pictures of that stupid shit.

is this directed toward amongst the ani?

cuz he posts about all of those.

Rob, I just pm'd you a video of my kids baseball tryouts tonight.

Ani, pm Rob a pic of you flexing in the mirror

Amongst the Ani

Gym day is tomorrow and he will get a selfie with me making duck lips while flexing the pecs. In addition I will pull a puzzle out and will send Rob a video of the kids putting it together. Should make for some riveting stuff.

Does Rob go for the early bird special when he eats? His grumpy old man-ness is ramping up. Pretty soon it will be to bed by 7pm for him.

Empty Glass

^^^ yes on early bird. In fact, he likes the no opener for PJ your so he can catch 6 PJ tunes before bed on concert night

SD48277

Amongst the Ani said:

Gym day is tomorrow and he will get a selfie with me making duck lips while flexing the pecs. In addition I will pull a puzzle out and will send Rob a video of the kids putting it together. Should make for some riveting stuff.

Amongst the Ani

Pretty soon Rob will be telling us all how he walked 5 miles through the snow to get to school everyday. How he was at the bottom of the mountain when Moses came down and more stuff like that.

Rob, what did Jesus really look like?

Empty Glass

This reminds me of the PJ show where Ed fucks with Petty all night.

WhatYouTaughtMe

Empty Glass said:

This reminds me of the PJ show where Ed fucks with Petty all night.

Helloooo Rob!

Empty Glass

Come down, Rob

HesCalledDyer

Amongst the Ani said:

Pretty soon Rob will be telling us all how he walked 5 miles through the snow to get to school everyday. How he was at the bottom of the mountain when Moses came down and more stuff like that.

Rob, what did Jesus really look like?

Hell with Jesus, I wanna know what dinosaur skin actually looked like!!

Amongst the Ani

And if cave men really bopped the cave women over the head and drug them back to their caves.

Come on Rob, we have questions.

oftenreading

Shhhh, don't bother Rob, he's already in bed....

HesCalledDyer

oftenreading said:

Shhhh, don't bother Rob, he's already in bed....

Comes outta the caves once a day to be fed...

RKCNDY

I bet a golf ball pinged him in the head...

hedonist

Based on the last three posts, I think Rob is Leatherman.

WhatYouTaughtMe

hedonist said:

Based on the last three posts, I think Rob is Leatherman.

Except for the "wasn't known to say much" part...

Wobbie

I'm awake!! watching the tour de france. it's a bike race.

I did used to walk quite a ways to school. these lines of SUVs at the elementary schools piss me off.

Wobbie

IDGAF about ani's next few days at work

hedonist

imalive said:

I'm awake!! watching the tour de france. it's a bike race.

I did used to walk quite a ways to school. these lines of SUVs at the elementary schools piss me off.

Wobbie

hedonist said:

imalive said:

I'm awake!! watching the tour de france. it's a bike race.

I did used to walk quite a ways to school. these lines of SUVs at the elementary schools piss me off.

since I only have four, is that the equivalent of my middle finger?

hedonist

Duh! ...or, I would hope so.

By the way, I don't give a flying fuck about Jim Gaffigan.

If what I've been shown is his best? I get that humor is subjective, so to me...dude does not meet even the lowest bar.

Amongst the Ani

imalive said:

IDGAF about ani's next few days at work

You are just jealous I get paid to whoop some ass with a pugil stick and internet surf.

Wobbie

Amongst the Ani said:

imalive said:

IDGAF about ani's next few days at work

You are just jealous I get paid to whoop some ass with a pugil stick and internet surf.

you're right. I have always wanted to work in a cubicle.

Empty Glass

imalive said:

Amongst the Ani said:

imalive said:

IDGAF about ani's next few days at work

You are just jealous I get paid to whoop some ass with a pugil stick and internet surf.

you're right. I have always wanted to work in a cubicle.

My cubicle is fun because I'm in it.

Who am I kidding...cube life sucks

Amongst the Ani

Hey hey hey. Cube life can be fun. First order, turn your cubicle into a shrine to your sports teams and degenerate fun. I have many shot glasses and liquor in my cube to go with wall to wall sports stuff. Second step, get better cube mates. With mine we have rubber band wars and pretty much violate every HR rule on a daily basis. We got moved to a corner where we can have fun without disturbing the squares in the office and without management getting calls from HR daily. That way we are away from the losers that actually want to work all day. Although cube farms can be depressing in the right enviorenment it can be tolerable. I wouldn't know what to do without the ability to call my male co-workers princess all day.

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oftenreading

Amongst the Ani said:

Hey hey hey. Cube life can be fun. First order, turn your cubicle into a shrine to your sports teams and degenerate fun. I have many shot glasses and liquor in my cube to go with wall to wall sports stuff. Second step, get better cube mates. With mine we have rubber band wars and pretty much violate every HR rule on a daily basis. We got moved to a corner where we can have fun without disturbing the squares in the office and without management getting calls from HR daily. That way we are away from the losers that actually want to work all day. Although cube farms can be depressing in the right enviorenment it can be tolerable. I wouldn't know what to do without the ability to call my male co-workers princess all day.

You are using the royal "we" now?