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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,279
    RKCNDY said:

    The whole 50 shades of grey freakout...the books, the movie...and no IMAX, I don't want to see it on the jumbo screen.

    Cinema chains across America have reportedly taken drastic measures to preserve the upholstery of the seats in their screens ahead of next week’s long-awaited release of 50 Shades Of Grey.

    Based on the best-selling novel by British author E.L. James, 50 Shades Of Grey tells the story of a young woman’s journey into the world of kinky sex after she begins working for bondage enthusiast Christian Grey. With a budget of $40 million, mostly spent on nipple clamps and whips, the movie adaptation will be released on the 13th of February starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.

    Given the popularity of the property among women aged 18-to-dead, cinema owners are expecting a huge turnout on opening weekend, as sexually frustrated wives and girlfriends rush to see the erotically charged pages of their favourite novel come to life onscreen.

    In a bid to curb an expensive cleanup following each screening, management at cinemas have begun fitting wipeable plastic covers to theatre seating where the saucy new movie will be shown.

    “We went out and we bought up thousands of seat covers at a discounted price,” said Steven Brennan, spokesperson for the OmniScreen chain of cinemas.

    “It’ll cut down on the amount of time we have to spend shampooing the seats after each viewing, and having to wait for them to dry. Our teams will be able to run in with a couple of chamois cloths and have the screen ready for the next showing in minutes”.

    As pre-sales for the movie continue to break records, many boyfriends have admitted that they consider having to sit through 50 Shades of Grey to be the ultimate in BDSM torture.

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    The Onion?
    =)

    I feel for the poor guys who'll be dragged to see this "film".
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,279
    hedonist said:

    The Onion?
    =)

    I feel for the poor guys who'll be dragged to see this "film".

    No...I'm not making that up.

    http://www.thehits.co.nz/stace-and-flynny/cinemas-buy-plastic-seat-covers-for-50-shades-of-grey-release/

    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    hedonist said:

    The Onion?
    =)

    I feel for the poor guys who'll be dragged to see this "film".

    Yeah about that........,,,
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    And I quote "you dragged me to Draft Day,and made me sit thru that boring shit so consider it payback.So fuck yeah Your taking me and trust me you will enjoy it"
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    imalive said:

    hedonist said:

    The Onion?
    =)

    I feel for the poor guys who'll be dragged to see this "film".

    No...I'm not making that up.

    http://www.thehits.co.nz/stace-and-flynny/cinemas-buy-plastic-seat-covers-for-50-shades-of-grey-release/

    Then...ewww.

    A wipedown with a chamois will get all of that "stuff" off just fine, folks!

    I wish Mystery Science Theater were still around - they'd have a field day with this movie.

  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    The good old snail trail issue. That is funny.

    Did you see the stupid bear company that does all the different teddy bears for valentines day has a 50 shades teddy bear. I wonder if it comes with batteries or those have to be purchased separately.
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    Fuckus rules all
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    rr165892 said:

    hedonist said:

    The Onion?
    =)

    I feel for the poor guys who'll be dragged to see this "film".

    Yeah about that........,,,
    essentially, it's just soft core that makes women feel like it's 'okay' to watch/read without embarrassment. They could probably find the same stuff on HBO or Showtime...or in one of those books with Fabio on the cover.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,279
    IDGAFA Fabio.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    imalive said:

    IDGAFA Fabio.

    He seems like a good sport; from what I've seen, he pokes fun at himself at being the dreamy hair-flowing romance novel guy.

    (plus, who else can say they've been hit by a goose while on a roller coaster?)

  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    hedonist said:

    imalive said:

    IDGAFA Fabio.

    He seems like a good sport; from what I've seen, he pokes fun at himself at being the dreamy hair-flowing romance novel guy.

    (plus, who else can say they've been hit by a goose while on a roller coaster?)

    That is one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen. Where is Fabio these days anyway? Does he still do romance novel covers?

    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    He's been doing variations of this =)
    image
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Just noticed, cheese in the forefront!
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    He's shrinking. Still got the hair though.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,674
    edited February 2015
    RKCNDY said:

    rr165892 said:

    hedonist said:

    The Onion?
    =)

    I feel for the poor guys who'll be dragged to see this "film".

    Yeah about that........,,,
    essentially, it's just soft core that makes women feel like it's 'okay' to watch/read without embarrassment. They could probably find the same stuff on HBO or Showtime...or in one of those books with Fabio on the cover.
    Women should just read real erotica for free on the internet. They are giving themselves a raw deal reading this watered down crap, and paying for it no less.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    PJ_Soul said:

    RKCNDY said:

    rr165892 said:

    hedonist said:

    The Onion?
    =)

    I feel for the poor guys who'll be dragged to see this "film".

    Yeah about that........,,,
    essentially, it's just soft core that makes women feel like it's 'okay' to watch/read without embarrassment. They could probably find the same stuff on HBO or Showtime...or in one of those books with Fabio on the cover.
    Women should just read real erotica for free on the internet. They are giving themselves a raw deal reading this watered down crap, and paying for it no less.
    Yes, they should. But I guess real erotica is at a much higher reading level for most of the people that are into 50 shades-which apparently is set at a 5th grade reading level.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    hedonist said:

    Just noticed, cheese in the forefront!

    Ah Hedo,I believe that tasty cheese probably tastes a little more like soap.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Fabio,is still holding it together.Like others said he is not afraid to make fun of himself.So he seems to get it.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited February 2015
    RKCNDY said:

    rr165892 said:

    hedonist said:

    The Onion?
    =)

    I feel for the poor guys who'll be dragged to see this "film".

    Yeah about that........,,,
    essentially, it's just soft core that makes women feel like it's 'okay' to watch/read without embarrassment. They could probably find the same stuff on HBO or Showtime...or in one of those books with Fabio on the cover.
    With 2 adult girls,A wife and 5 ladies in my office trust me I'm well aware of what it is.

    Mrs RR jokes that it's so popular because a lot of the prude women who dnot/haven't experienced any other adult entertainment can now find an excuse to get a frisky with this one.She says its just a dirty Cinderella/Pretty Women concept basically.
    It makes senses to me.
    On que last night the Christian freedom police took to the airwaves knocking the violence to women /smut aspect.(Reminded me of Tipper Gore and the labels on albums in the 80s)

    It is my understanding that there is no "unwanted" violence and they just like getting a little freaky.

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    idgaffa everybody loves raymond, conan, stephen colbert or the net worth of your mothers
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