The anti-masturbation cross

badbrains
badbrains Posts: 10,255
edited September 2014 in A Moving Train
Order yours today for delivery by the holidays. Act "fast" cuz these will def sell out!

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  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,846
    Masturbation is out... but a little bondage is ok.... :))
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    brianlux said:

    Masturbation is out... but a little bondage is ok.... :))

    How many you order brian? Be honest! =))
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,846
    badbrains said:

    brianlux said:

    Masturbation is out... but a little bondage is ok.... :))

    How many you order brian? Be honest! =))
    One for me, one for the cat, one for the blow-up doll...

    "Hey honey, you want one?"

    ...she's not paying any attention to this nonsense.

    Looks like just three this time around. ;-)

    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    brianlux said:

    badbrains said:

    brianlux said:

    Masturbation is out... but a little bondage is ok.... :))

    How many you order brian? Be honest! =))
    One for me, one for the cat, one for the blow-up doll...

    "Hey honey, you want one?"

    ...she's not paying any attention to this nonsense.

    Looks like just three this time around. ;-)

    I think if u buy 4 you get 1 free. I'll add my 1 to your order and we can get 1 free. We'll put the free one up for auction and donate the $$$$ to wishlist or team Gleason, maybe surfer rider foundation, who cares where, I dnt give a fuck. It'll be put for good use even tho it kind of stops a good thing. =))
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,846
    badbrains said:

    brianlux said:

    badbrains said:

    brianlux said:

    Masturbation is out... but a little bondage is ok.... :))

    How many you order brian? Be honest! =))
    One for me, one for the cat, one for the blow-up doll...

    "Hey honey, you want one?"

    ...she's not paying any attention to this nonsense.

    Looks like just three this time around. ;-)

    I think if u buy 4 you get 1 free. I'll add my 1 to your order and we can get 1 free. We'll put the free one up for auction and donate the $$$$ to wishlist or team Gleason, maybe surfer rider foundation, who cares where, I dnt give a fuck. It'll be put for good use even tho it kind of stops a good thing. =))


    =)) Four it is!

    I can't help but wonder what the next several pages of this thread will read like.

    OMG! Bring it on! :))
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    edited September 2014
    brianlux said:

    badbrains said:

    brianlux said:

    badbrains said:

    brianlux said:

    Masturbation is out... but a little bondage is ok.... :))

    How many you order brian? Be honest! =))
    One for me, one for the cat, one for the blow-up doll...

    "Hey honey, you want one?"

    ...she's not paying any attention to this nonsense.

    Looks like just three this time around. ;-)

    I think if u buy 4 you get 1 free. I'll add my 1 to your order and we can get 1 free. We'll put the free one up for auction and donate the $$$$ to wishlist or team Gleason, maybe surfer rider foundation, who cares where, I dnt give a fuck. It'll be put for good use even tho it kind of stops a good thing. =))


    =)) Four it is!

    I can't help but wonder what the next several pages of this thread will read like.

    OMG! Bring it on! :))
    >:/ bring it, we're ready.......
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 51,030
    Holy shit. :))
    I checked out stopmasturbationnow.org. Here's a little tidbit:

    "The Real Goal of Masturbation

    The goal of masturbation is to achieve climax alone by stimulating one’s genitals in a combination of one of the following self-rape methods:

    1.) Fantasizing about another person or person(s) – In doing this you are mentally raping that person. You have no right to be thinking those thoughts. Even if you are married and your spouse has given you permission in the past does not mean that you still have permission, just as how one-time consent does not mean permanent consent in a physical relation.

    2.) Looking at dirty Magazines - You are mentally raping the person that you are looking at. Liberals might argue that person gave consent when doing the picture shoot, but you do not know that for sure. The person may even be married now or have grown ugly.

    3.) Watching dirty Movies – As with number one or two, you might as well be Ted Bundy, illegally having your way with the peoples you are exploiting for your own sickening gratification.

    4.) The World Wideweb – The Internets are full of filth. Computers should be for taxes, online Bible studies, or logging on to the STOP Masturbation NOW netsite.

    5.) Past Experiences – Sure, that “three way” you had with the cheerleader and her sorority sister in college might have been a “good time”, however, recalling the sinful pleasure they presented you all night is the same as repeating that sin all over again.

    Bonus Faithfact – Some females and gay males use foreign objects and dinguses when masturbating. In doing so they are raping the raw materials of this world."



    X_X
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,846
    ^^^ 8-} Good GOD! :-w Don't these people have anything better to do with their time? Like maybe... well, you know... =P~

    :))
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,846
    ^^^ 8-} Good GOD! :-w Don't these people have anything better to do with their time? Like maybe... well, you know... =P~

    :))
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,632
    Self rape? WTF?
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,632
    In seriousness how is thus different than chaining your kid to the bed or any other ILLEGAL means of restraint?
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • EarlWelsh
    EarlWelsh Buffalo, NY Posts: 1,127
    Personally speaking, it's almost always consenting.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    They had me at papoose!!
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    brianlux said:

    ^^^ 8-} Good GOD! :-w Don't these people have anything better to do with their time? Like maybe... well, you know... =P~

    :))

    I think they feel guilty & ashamed the moment said objective is reached...... B-)
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    mickeyrat said:

    In seriousness how is thus different than chaining your kid to the bed or any other ILLEGAL means of restraint?

    Good question Mickey, and what about the shower? People masturbate in showers, how the fuck you gonna shower strapped in this thing?

  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    edited September 2014
    Is this thing constitutional? Somebody ask a lawyer. B-) . Where's yosi when we need a lawyer?
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  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    What would Jesus do? =))
    #JesusDoesntMasturbate
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    badbrains said:

    mickeyrat said:

    In seriousness how is thus different than chaining your kid to the bed or any other ILLEGAL means of restraint?

    Good question Mickey, and what about the shower? People masturbate in showers, how the fuck you gonna shower strapped in this thing?

    hahahaha wouldnt that be considered waterboarding!?

    Is this shit for real? Im serious, is this real or a prank from some college guys who are seriously fucking funny?
    They can use this as a slogan.
    "Crucify your child for Jesus!"
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    edited September 2014
    rgambs said:

    badbrains said:

    mickeyrat said:

    In seriousness how is thus different than chaining your kid to the bed or any other ILLEGAL means of restraint?

    Good question Mickey, and what about the shower? People masturbate in showers, how the fuck you gonna shower strapped in this thing?

    hahahaha wouldnt that be considered waterboarding!?

    Is this shit for real? Im serious, is this real or a prank from some college guys who are seriously fucking funny?
    They can use this as a slogan.
    "Crucify your child for Jesus!"
    =)) =))

    Idk if it's real or fake, someone posted it on twitter so I "jacked" it @-) from them..... =))
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  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    "The person may even be married now, OR HAVE GROWN UGLY" this has to be a joke
    Monkey Driven, Call this Living?

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