The anti-masturbation cross

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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Well fuck me!

    I mean..... :-\"
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    This thread =))
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,675
    kce8 said:

    Well, it seems like we are living in a modern world now - it´s not enough anymore to tell your kids they will be hit by a thunderbolt if they do such dirty things... :-t
    The frightening thing is there will always be distracted, inhibited human beings who will enforce their own psycologically disturbed natures on poor kids!
    (I was first laughing on page 1 but then you know - this is just crazy...) :(

    Thunderbolts too? I didn't know that! I know you can get warts and blindness. I know all about that- I spend a lot of time visiting my optometrist and dermatologist.

    X_X
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  • kce8
    kce8 Posts: 1,636
    brianlux said:

    kce8 said:

    Well, it seems like we are living in a modern world now - it´s not enough anymore to tell your kids they will be hit by a thunderbolt if they do such dirty things... :-t
    The frightening thing is there will always be distracted, inhibited human beings who will enforce their own psycologically disturbed natures on poor kids!
    (I was first laughing on page 1 but then you know - this is just crazy...) :(

    Thunderbolts too? I didn't know that! I know you can get warts and blindness. I know all about that- I spend a lot of time visiting my optometrist and dermatologist.

    X_X
    Hell yeah... =)) warts and blindness ???? :-O 8-}
    Seems like you will get different judgements from above - better choose wisely where you likely would be born... ;) oh wait...do you think there is some place in this world without bolts, warts and blindness? oh better :-$ before this is overcrowded soon ;)

    ah and yes, I thought it´s a parody but even so there are actually some really dumb people in this crazy world - you never know ... @-)
  • kce8
    kce8 Posts: 1,636
    =))
  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,530
    "Dinguses" ???!!
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    I would say that this is the kind of photo that shows up at senior breakfast when in high school, but if you are that worried about the sinful zones or whatever they referred to it as, I'm certain that public school with mainstream children is not where this child is attending. Just think of all of the psychotherapy he'll need later on in life. (All of them. Who the hell thinks of this stuff?)
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,883
    Wow, much needed laughter brought on by this today. Holy fucking shit.
    Too many funny stories brought to mind by this silliness.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    F Me In The Brain said:

    Wow, much needed laughter brought on by this today. Holy fucking shit.
    Too many funny stories brought to mind by this silliness.

    You still have time to order for the holiday! Jump on it F! Buy 3 get 1 free! Good deal for large families! =))
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,883
    I encourage beating off so I would need the opposite products.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    F Me In The Brain said:

    I encourage beating off so I would need the opposite products.

    You're going to HELL! >:)
  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,883
    If I believed in such a concept I would agree that I am going to hell. At least I can pleasure myself there.
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    F Me In The Brain said:

    If I believed in such a concept I would agree that I am going to hell. At least I can pleasure myself there.

    hahaha and you can bet you would be in good company! We would all be there baitin' together...eeeew
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  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    edited September 2014
    rgambs said:

    F Me In The Brain said:

    If I believed in such a concept I would agree that I am going to hell. At least I can pleasure myself there.

    hahaha and you can bet you would be in good company! We would all be there baitin' together...eeeew
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,431
    ah yes, the "let's strap our kid to a big plus sign" technique...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • rgambs
    rgambs Posts: 13,576
    callen said:

    rgambs said:

    F Me In The Brain said:

    If I believed in such a concept I would agree that I am going to hell. At least I can pleasure myself there.

    hahaha and you can bet you would be in good company! We would all be there baitin' together...eeeew
    Oops entered wrong thread. Slowly and quietly sneaking out. I was never here. Shhhhhh
    Hahahahaha that's awesome
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