The founder of Boy Scouts, Baden Powell, was obsessed with stopping masturbation. He proposed rubbing ones wrists together to fight the urge, so in camp skits or speeches to gathered scouts those of us "in the know" would do it on stage while we spoke or sang, to ridicule such a ludicrous idea.
Holy shit. ) I checked out stopmasturbationnow.org. Here's a little tidbit:
"The Real Goal of Masturbation
The goal of masturbation is to achieve climax alone by stimulating one’s genitals in a combination of one of the following self-rape methods:
1.) Fantasizing about another person or person(s) – In doing this you are mentally raping that person. You have no right to be thinking those thoughts. Even if you are married and your spouse has given you permission in the past does not mean that you still have permission, just as how one-time consent does not mean permanent consent in a physical relation.
2.) Looking at dirty Magazines - You are mentally raping the person that you are looking at. Liberals might argue that person gave consent when doing the picture shoot, but you do not know that for sure. The person may even be married now or have grown ugly.
3.) Watching dirty Movies – As with number one or two, you might as well be Ted Bundy, illegally having your way with the peoples you are exploiting for your own sickening gratification.
4.) The World Wideweb – The Internets are full of filth. Computers should be for taxes, online Bible studies, or logging on to the STOP Masturbation NOW netsite.
5.) Past Experiences – Sure, that “three way” you had with the cheerleader and her sorority sister in college might have been a “good time”, however, recalling the sinful pleasure they presented you all night is the same as repeating that sin all over again.
Bonus Faithfact – Some females and gay males use foreign objects and dinguses when masturbating. In doing so they are raping the raw materials of this world."
Based on #1 thru 3 of the above list Id like to apologize to Ms.Pittman my 7th grade history teacher who only wore mini skirts to class.All three Charlie's Angels,The Tampa Bay buccaneers Cheerleaders,Vanessa Williams ,The adult film industry,All the hot girls I went to school with and my boyhood friend Tommy's mother and my lovely wife. More apologies needed,not enough time Thank you
0
Options
brianlux
Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,920
In theory, the head strap is adjusted tightly so as to cut off all erotic thoughts from the frontal lobes. Silly people, don't they know the part of the brain that controls sexuality is the amygdala? :-D
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
Variously credited to Mark Twain or Edward Abbey.
0
Options
hedonist
standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
Well, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a fron...
Well, it seems like we are living in a modern world now - it´s not enough anymore to tell your kids they will be hit by a thunderbolt if they do such dirty things... :-t The frightening thing is there will always be distracted, inhibited human beings who will enforce their own psycologically disturbed natures on poor kids! (I was first laughing on page 1 but then you know - this is just crazy...) :(
Haha, fear not! It is a parody site. My jaw dropped the first time I saw this come across a friend's newsfeed on Facebook. But he isn't at all religious, so I had to see what was up. Had me cracking up for a while. Anyway check this out: http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/anti-masturbation-cross-twitter/
"I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
0
Options
hedonist
standing on the edge of forever Posts: 24,524
Well, it seems like we are living in a modern world now - it´s not enough anymore to tell your kids they will be hit by a thunderbolt if they do such dirty things... :-t The frightening thing is there will always be distracted, inhibited human beings who will enforce their own psycologically disturbed natures on poor kids! (I was first laughing on page 1 but then you know - this is just crazy...) :(
Thunderbolts too? I didn't know that! I know you can get warts and blindness. I know all about that- I spend a lot of time visiting my optometrist and dermatologist.
X_X
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man [or woman] who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
Well, it seems like we are living in a modern world now - it´s not enough anymore to tell your kids they will be hit by a thunderbolt if they do such dirty things... :-t The frightening thing is there will always be distracted, inhibited human beings who will enforce their own psycologically disturbed natures on poor kids! (I was first laughing on page 1 but then you know - this is just crazy...) :(
Thunderbolts too? I didn't know that! I know you can get warts and blindness. I know all about that- I spend a lot of time visiting my optometrist and dermatologist.
X_X
Hell yeah... ) warts and blindness ???? :-O 8-} Seems like you will get different judgements from above - better choose wisely where you likely would be born... oh wait...do you think there is some place in this world without bolts, warts and blindness? oh better :-$ before this is overcrowded soon
ah and yes, I thought it´s a parody but even so there are actually some really dumb people in this crazy world - you never know ... @-)
I would say that this is the kind of photo that shows up at senior breakfast when in high school, but if you are that worried about the sinful zones or whatever they referred to it as, I'm certain that public school with mainstream children is not where this child is attending. Just think of all of the psychotherapy he'll need later on in life. (All of them. Who the hell thinks of this stuff?)
2014: Cincinnati 2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
0
Options
F Me In The Brain
this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 30,795
Wow, much needed laughter brought on by this today. Holy fucking shit. Too many funny stories brought to mind by this silliness.
Comments
Thank you
Oh never mind
The frightening thing is there will always be distracted, inhibited human beings who will enforce their own psycologically disturbed natures on poor kids!
(I was first laughing on page 1 but then you know - this is just crazy...) :(
http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/anti-masturbation-cross-twitter/
I mean..... :-\"
X_X
Seems like you will get different judgements from above - better choose wisely where you likely would be born...
ah and yes, I thought it´s a parody but even so there are actually some really dumb people in this crazy world - you never know ... @-)
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Too many funny stories brought to mind by this silliness.
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."