Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/2cb010c3.jpg

    i don't have much else to add

    thanks for the update Sairs.. hope baby and ma are ok :)
    LMAO!!!!! :D

    and

    GA-ROSS :eek:
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    OK .....never mind :)


    *coughdreamercough*
    ya think so? :o
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    vital5 wrote:
    ya think so? :o
    $552....yar I do :)
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    woot - i just got return flight from canberra to sydney for $100

    only problem being i have to leave sydney at 8:30 on thurs morn - its either going to be a very very late nite after powderfinger, or a very very hard morning for me :o
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    zenith wrote:
    woot - i just got return flight from canberra to sydney for $100

    only problem being i have to leave sydney at 8:30 on thurs morn - its either going to be a very very late nite after powderfinger, or a very very hard morning for me :o
    YAY!!! (clap) So happy you managed to get cheap flights......glad you're not driving!! :)

    [size=+4] ONLY 20 sleeps til Liam!![/size]:D
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    YAY!!! (clap) So happy you managed to get cheap flights......glad you're not driving!! :)

    [size=+4] ONLY 20 sleeps til Liam!![/size]:D
    Liam who?? :)
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    YAY!!! (clap) So happy you managed to get cheap flights......glad you're not driving!! :)

    yay

    i get into sydney at 930 on tuesday morning too - hope someone will be there to entertain me :D
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    zenith wrote:
    yay

    i get into sydney at 930 on tuesday morning too - hope someone will be there to entertain me :D
    Think you'll be on your own for a while :( I'll still be hanging out with Sam then :D

    Just checking when I get there..........4.40 in the afternoon.
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    hey vitabrits - which bank???
    impatience is a gift ........
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    Think you'll be on your own for a while :( I'll still be hanging out with Sam then :D

    Just checking when I get there..........4.40 in the afternoon.

    :(

    what am i going to do???

    hey stuart - take the day off work and look after me please ...
    impatience is a gift ........
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    hey vitabrits - which bank???
    It doesn't normally matter these days :p

    but you are in the sticks....

    PM sent
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    oh my fucking god.

    Zara has just done a shit and there is nobody else here to change her.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    oh my fucking god.

    Zara has just done a shit and there is nobody else here to change her.
    and OMFG!!!!!! I just peed my pants laughing at this and Maddi won't change me :eek:
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    oh my fucking god.

    Zara has just done a shit and there is nobody else here to change her.
    Put her in the cot and give her some chloroform and say she was soud asleep and didn't want to wake her..
    problem solved
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Samule wrote:
    Put her in the cot and give her some chloroform and say she was soud asleep and didn't want to wake her..
    problem solved


    now where to get some chloroform.


    i might just take her out back hose her down, then free-range for the rest of the arvo.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    STOP IT!!!!!!
    Now I can't stop laughing :D........and peeing :o

    My gawd....the amount of times I checked our babies nappies like the 'YES' method in that picture and still got a finger nail full of poop :( :S
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    now where to get some chloroform.


    i might just take her out back hose her down, then free-range for the rest of the arvo.
    I think that would be better than having to deal with a red-raw bum later :)
  • SamuleSamule Posts: 3,231
    now where to get some chloroform.


    i might just take her out back hose her down, then free-range for the rest of the arvo.
    Give her a shot of vodka or some other spirit then, judging by her size it should work wonders!
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    lol EW Kylie :eek: who was the worse? my mum says boys are messier ;)

    fishy i'd rather change Z than fill out these human resources forms and shit, can't even get them on the phone.. been trying all day :mad: they better be doing something fun over there :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pantsillegal pants Posts: 13,471
    I just peed my pants laughing at this and Maddi won't change me :eek:

    LMAOOOOOO :eek::D:eek:

    not staying up tonight? which poster is tonight? hmmm i might set my alarm.. not sure..
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    lol EW Kylie :eek: who was the worse? my mum says boys are messier

    fishy i'd rather change Z than fill out these human resources forms and shit, can't even get them on the phone.. been trying all day :mad: they better be doing something fun over there :eek:
    Boys and girls all just as bad....if anything....without going into too much detail....girls are harder to clean......Maddi used to have a lot of baths :)


    So are you filling out forms AND shitting at the same time?? :confused: clever.
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Boys and girls all just as bad....if anything....without going into too much detail....girls are harder to clean......Maddi used to have a lot of baths :)


    So are you filling out forms AND shitting at the same time?? :confused: clever.


    how long do you think it would take me to post you zara so you can change her and send her back to me?
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    oh my fucking god.

    Zara has just done a shit and there is nobody else here to change her.

    babys just have no manners!

    when jay was a bub he did a poop that filled his wondersuit to above the knees

    i held him under the shower while i shook the suit off him, slid the nappy down, and dry heaved the entire time ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    LMAOOOOOO :eek::D:eek:

    not staying up tonight? which poster is tonight? hmmm i might set my alarm.. not sure..
    no...don't think I'll bother. Was going to so I'd have the complete set...but yeah :) I'll just get some sleep instead :)

    EDIT to add: oh it's the April Fools #1 tonight
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    how long do you think it would take me to post you zara so you can change her and send her back to me?
    If you send her Express she'll be here in a couple of days....and I'll just keep her and bring her back with me in June :)


    Actually Registered post might be better.......at least you can claim insurance if she goes missing ;)
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    zenith wrote:
    babys just have no manners!

    when jay was a bub he did a poop that filled his wondersuit to above the knees

    i held him under the shower while i shook the suit off him, slid the nappy down, and dry heaved the entire time ;)
    Jolly Jumpers were the worst :eek: straight up the back!! :spew:
  • ozsmalltowngirlozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    GLENN!!!!!!!

    Are you OK???? Speak to me man!!!! :eek:
  • threefish10threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    GLENN!!!!!!!

    Are you OK???? Speak to me man!!!! :eek:


    Hi.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I'm selling a car wrecking business for this lovely 56 year old man. He was test driving a van yesterday and an LPG bottle exploded inside the van and he has third degree burns to his face and left side of his body. He's been rushed to the Brisbane burns unit. So sad. :(

    Leigh and I have been scared of gas etc since we saw a bottle explode at a festival in 2001 and a 4 year old kid camping right next to us caught on fire and no one could get reception to call an ambulance for ages. FRANTIC! They poured our esky full of icy water on him and we had to run around looking for water and ice and shit. I didn't see the kid though. Just heard and saw the massive WHOOOOOSH of fire shooting up and heard the boy screaming. So sad. :(

    Leigh's so freaked out about gas after that little boy that he won't even let me buy a BBQ. Now I'm not sure I want to anyway....scared! :o
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