Australia and NZ tour rumours going around Part 2 (No Bullshit)

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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    zenith wrote:
    hey vitabrits - which bank???
    It doesn't normally matter these days :p

    but you are in the sticks....

    PM sent
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    oh my fucking god.

    Zara has just done a shit and there is nobody else here to change her.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    oh my fucking god.

    Zara has just done a shit and there is nobody else here to change her.
    and OMFG!!!!!! I just peed my pants laughing at this and Maddi won't change me :eek:
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    threefish10 wrote:
    oh my fucking god.

    Zara has just done a shit and there is nobody else here to change her.
    Put her in the cot and give her some chloroform and say she was soud asleep and didn't want to wake her..
    problem solved
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/603d3350.jpg

    good luck fishy
    wah
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    Samule wrote:
    Put her in the cot and give her some chloroform and say she was soud asleep and didn't want to wake her..
    problem solved


    now where to get some chloroform.


    i might just take her out back hose her down, then free-range for the rest of the arvo.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/illegal_pants/603d3350.jpg

    good luck fishy
    STOP IT!!!!!!
    Now I can't stop laughing :D........and peeing :o

    My gawd....the amount of times I checked our babies nappies like the 'YES' method in that picture and still got a finger nail full of poop :( :S
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    now where to get some chloroform.


    i might just take her out back hose her down, then free-range for the rest of the arvo.
    I think that would be better than having to deal with a red-raw bum later :)
  • Samule
    Samule Posts: 3,231
    threefish10 wrote:
    now where to get some chloroform.


    i might just take her out back hose her down, then free-range for the rest of the arvo.
    Give her a shot of vodka or some other spirit then, judging by her size it should work wonders!
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    lol EW Kylie :eek: who was the worse? my mum says boys are messier ;)

    fishy i'd rather change Z than fill out these human resources forms and shit, can't even get them on the phone.. been trying all day :mad: they better be doing something fun over there :eek:
    wah
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    I just peed my pants laughing at this and Maddi won't change me :eek:

    LMAOOOOOO :eek::D:eek:

    not staying up tonight? which poster is tonight? hmmm i might set my alarm.. not sure..
    wah
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    lol EW Kylie :eek: who was the worse? my mum says boys are messier

    fishy i'd rather change Z than fill out these human resources forms and shit, can't even get them on the phone.. been trying all day :mad: they better be doing something fun over there :eek:
    Boys and girls all just as bad....if anything....without going into too much detail....girls are harder to clean......Maddi used to have a lot of baths :)


    So are you filling out forms AND shitting at the same time?? :confused: clever.
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    Boys and girls all just as bad....if anything....without going into too much detail....girls are harder to clean......Maddi used to have a lot of baths :)


    So are you filling out forms AND shitting at the same time?? :confused: clever.


    how long do you think it would take me to post you zara so you can change her and send her back to me?
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    threefish10 wrote:
    oh my fucking god.

    Zara has just done a shit and there is nobody else here to change her.

    babys just have no manners!

    when jay was a bub he did a poop that filled his wondersuit to above the knees

    i held him under the shower while i shook the suit off him, slid the nappy down, and dry heaved the entire time ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    illegal_pants wrote:
    LMAOOOOOO :eek::D:eek:

    not staying up tonight? which poster is tonight? hmmm i might set my alarm.. not sure..
    no...don't think I'll bother. Was going to so I'd have the complete set...but yeah :) I'll just get some sleep instead :)

    EDIT to add: oh it's the April Fools #1 tonight
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    threefish10 wrote:
    how long do you think it would take me to post you zara so you can change her and send her back to me?
    If you send her Express she'll be here in a couple of days....and I'll just keep her and bring her back with me in June :)


    Actually Registered post might be better.......at least you can claim insurance if she goes missing ;)
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    zenith wrote:
    babys just have no manners!

    when jay was a bub he did a poop that filled his wondersuit to above the knees

    i held him under the shower while i shook the suit off him, slid the nappy down, and dry heaved the entire time ;)
    Jolly Jumpers were the worst :eek: straight up the back!! :spew:
  • ozsmalltowngirl
    ozsmalltowngirl Posts: 14,362
    GLENN!!!!!!!

    Are you OK???? Speak to me man!!!! :eek:
  • threefish10
    threefish10 Posts: 7,392
    ozsmalltowngirl wrote:
    GLENN!!!!!!!

    Are you OK???? Speak to me man!!!! :eek:


    Hi.
    condescending and sarcastic since 1980
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    I'm selling a car wrecking business for this lovely 56 year old man. He was test driving a van yesterday and an LPG bottle exploded inside the van and he has third degree burns to his face and left side of his body. He's been rushed to the Brisbane burns unit. So sad. :(

    Leigh and I have been scared of gas etc since we saw a bottle explode at a festival in 2001 and a 4 year old kid camping right next to us caught on fire and no one could get reception to call an ambulance for ages. FRANTIC! They poured our esky full of icy water on him and we had to run around looking for water and ice and shit. I didn't see the kid though. Just heard and saw the massive WHOOOOOSH of fire shooting up and heard the boy screaming. So sad. :(

    Leigh's so freaked out about gas after that little boy that he won't even let me buy a BBQ. Now I'm not sure I want to anyway....scared! :o
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