[Now Hiring] 81's assistant - apply within

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  • Losiento
    Losiento Posts: 282
    81 wrote:
    Losiento wrote:
    Losiento wrote:
    I am pretty sure he said he would hire me. I make great coffee.
    Wait. Things may have changed that was only a few days ago.

    wait..have i seen your resume....and are you....
    Insane? Why yes.

    :lol:

    I was going to say something terrible naughty about an office chair that may cinch the job for me. I guess that has to happen at the interview.
  • Losiento
    Losiento Posts: 282
    I am offering a pole dance to Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me, everytime I make you coffee, too!
  • JaneNY
    JaneNY Posts: 4,438
    I've never really interacted with you, but I will miss your humor and the smoking baby.

    I don't make coffee for anyone but myself so I won't be applying 8-)
    R.i.p. Rigoberto Alpizar.
    R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
    R.i.p. Black Tail (cat) - Sept. 20, 2008
  • shortstack
    shortstack Posts: 2,339
    stay
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Losiento wrote:
    I am offering a pole dance to Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me, everytime I make you coffee, too!

    pending boob approval... the job is yours.
    81 is now off the air

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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Snakeduck wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    Snakeduck wrote:
    I certainly won't miss that terrifying pic in his signature... Gives me nightmares.

    oh and here you are now

    i adore billy the kid
    wtf?

    You have clearly never been almost killed by a goat...

    touche' idc
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I would think 81 would hire someone that won't be leaving soon as well...I dunno.

    ?

    yeah but i am old now
    i would be leaving tour or no
    lottery or no
    i am fortunate they are touring just in time
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mysticweed wrote:
    touche' idc

    you realize snakeduck is that acid miner formerly known as.....shit...what was his old name.
    81 is now off the air

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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    touche' idc

    you realize snakeduck is that acid miner formerly known as.....shit...what was his old name.

    i know exactly who he is
    i have two of his books
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mysticweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    touche' idc

    you realize snakeduck is that acid miner formerly known as.....shit...what was his old name.

    i know exactly who he is
    i have two of his books

    oh well.....in that case...carry on
    81 is now off the air

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  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    81 wrote:
    lets stay on topic folks....81 had to get his own coffee today...and he is not pleased. he may or may not have slammed his office door.
    81 refers to himself in the third person. That's funny. Reminds me of Rickey Henderson.

    81 be 81
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,165
    81 wrote:
    mysticweed wrote:
    81 wrote:
    your first duty, refill my coffee mug with coffee....one cream. cream goes in first.


    exactly when are you leaving?

    next tuesday...i expire 7/23. not sure if it will be when the 23rd begins or ends.

    we shall find out.
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Poncier wrote:
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.

    last year i expired for a week and couldn't post.
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Last-12-Exit wrote:
    81 wrote:
    lets stay on topic folks....81 had to get his own coffee today...and he is not pleased. he may or may not have slammed his office door.
    81 refers to himself in the third person. That's funny. Reminds me of Rickey Henderson.

    81 be 81

    :mrgreen:
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Poncier wrote:
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.


    I have a feeling Kat/Sea are watching this thread and squealing with delight as they plot their plan against 81...

    "shall we end his posting privileges early? Say, at a random time?"
    "ooohhh! yes! right in the middle of when he is posting...'You must be a paying member to post to the forum'"
    ***laughter***
    "Which is his favorite thread....let's do it when he's posting in there!"
    ***more squeals of laughter***
    Tim B walks in "What are you laughing about? Get back to work!"
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,165
    81 wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.

    last year i expired for a week and couldn't post.
    Are you sure you weren't suspended? :mrgreen:
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.


    I have a feeling Kat/Sea are watching this thread and squealing with delight as they plot their plan against 81...

    "shall we end his posting privileges early? Say, at a random time?"
    "ooohhh! yes! right in the middle of when he is posting...'You must be a paying member to post to the forum'"
    ***laughter***
    "Which is his favorite thread....let's do it when he's posting in there!"
    ***more squeals of laughter***
    Tim B walks in "What are you laughing about? Get back to work!"

    i'm sure they will have a little party..and tim will shed a tear at the lost revenue.
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Poncier wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    Others have still been able to post post-expiration, perhaps you can do the same for many next Tuesdays to come.

    last year i expired for a week and couldn't post.
    Are you sure you weren't suspended? :mrgreen:

    it's been known to happen.... i just can't seem to follow the unpublished rules.
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    81 wrote:

    i'm sure they will have a little party..and tim will shed a tear at the lost revenue.

    Kat/Sea? Shall I send over some treats from Bakery Nouveau or Cupcake Royale? :mrgreen:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    coffee....where is my damn coffee
    81 is now off the air

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